Why Kaet Huntacwene? You might ask. I was simply looking for a more interesting way of spelling Kate (no Kaet was not a typo) and Huntacwene is a name I made up for one of my Dragon Age: Origins characters using Old English hunta (yes, you guessed it, hunter) and cwene (woman).

I work with children and according to one seven-year-old I “definitely look about 34” and a four-year-old “am even taller than a giant”.

I have controversial ideas on many subjects and conservative thought on others. I am not religious but would not count myself as an atheist either.

I am interested in psychology, fantasy, old languages, physics, philosophy, history and chocolate. And, though I am definitely female, one of the things that annoy me most are feminists, oh and people who think that adding ‘e’s on the end of words and saying thee makes something into Old English. Early Modern English, possibly, if it's done right, Old English… no.

I have a wonderful little sister LiGi who puts up with my let’s say “artistic temperament” and who is (in a non-sappy way) my best friend. Please check out her stories too – http://www.fanfiction.ws/~ligi

This was only intended to be a couple of lines but has managed to turn into a rambling wave of prattle. I am very sorry if you have read this far, possibly looking for the point of my waffling, and offer you a virtual reward of some kind.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All recognisable characters are the property of the authors and/or creators of the TV programme/book/film.