![]() Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Some basic info about me. I am 16 years old. I turn 17 in the first half of July, but I'm not going to tell you the exact date ;) Keep ya guessing. Yes, I am a guy, but don't go getting no ideas. My name? Aaron. Nah, not really. My initials are D E L. I've forgotten what my middle name initial stands for. Anyway, if you have to call me something, call me D. ... The avatar image I am using was created by the Facebook application called Sketch Me. It's based off a photo of me, but it was then pretty much sketched. So it's a bit hard to see what I look like still. Which was the general dea. Plus, I've dyed my hair black since then. Hmmm. Yes. I've been a bit slow with my updates lately, like one a week... I do have a reason for this. I keep breaking my fingers... It hurts to type :( And, I do prefer reading to writing... Alright. Since I suck at telling people about myself, I'll just copy-and-paste a survey. I know, I'm disgusted, too, but whatever. Basic Survey 87 questions basics Over on FictionPress, I have an account. Here's a link- http://www.fictionpress.info/u/667070/ Yeah. At the moment, it's got two one-shots. I've got a bunch more ideas for one-shots that I'm going to write soon. They rule... Hahaha. I seem to strike everyone I meet as gay; everyone within thirty metres of me has their gaydar screaming at them. But the funny thing is, I'm straight. (Technically asexual at the moment, not really interested). And I'm definitely not just a closet-case. I've done some real soul-searching over this, trying to figure out if I was or not (hahaha, I do lots of random stuff. For example, do you know- of course you don't, if this is your first time reading- that my OCD actually takes place over the number four? Yeah, I'll read every book I own either 4, 8, 16, 32, 64 or continuing on, times. It's true, I've counted. It takes me exactly eight seconds to read most pages of a book, but sometimes, that can be halved or doubled. I even try to chew my food 16 times! How weird is that? When I sleep, usually I wake up after 16 minutes, and it takes me either 16 or 32 minutes to get back to sleep. Random.) But yeah, I'm definitely straight, so hahaha. I am addicted to Coke. The drink, not the drug. I've been drinking 10 bottles a day for half a year now :) My mother's considering killing me, she already has 10 plans in place... I am anaemic (I think that's how you spell it.) It means I have a low iron supplement. Due to me being a vegetarian. Also, I have an eating disorder (everything just tastes like lemons, sugar and coffee mixed together. Really horrible, and it means I'm pretty skinny. I subsist on a liquid diet, mostly. Ha, makes me sound like an old fart. Well, I do eat solid food, but it makes me want to throw up.) And another problem (I have a lot) is that I have insomnia. Yeah, one of my best friends committed suicide, overdose. It was really bad. Then, I was walking with another friend (my closest friend, we had even slept together, in the most innocent meaning of the words.) and she was hit by a car. She died in my arms, and, well, that's not the sort of thing you get over. Okay. I asked my doctor to write a list of problems that I have. Wow, there's a lot. -Asperger's Syndrome. This is a form of autism, but there is little to no actual mental hampering. From what I understand, one of the main things people with Asperger's suffer from is a lack of empathy. I don't really read emotions well. Also, I have two repetetive behaviours. I constantly move my fingers around, in a definite pattern- that's how I can type so much, it doesn't hurt to do so. Also, my lips always repeat what I say after I say it. For example, if I say, 'Hello,' then I'll actually say it, and then I'll mouth it. It's difficult to stop, even when I do remember. Look it up on Wikipedia, it's hatd for me to explain. -SAD. Also known as Social Anxiety Disorder. I have trouble in any form of crowd or social interaction. It's been so bad in the past, that I've now passed out three times from it. -Manic Depression. I prefer to call it this, rather than bipolar. It suits me more; my depression episodes last longer than my mania episodes. Basically, it means that I can constantly shift from 'normal' behaviour, to either depressed behaviour, or 'manic' behaviour, also known as hyper. My hyper is different to yours, but yeah. It still means the same thing. -Emotional Loss. Not an actual disorder- rather an extension on the lack of empathy displayed in my Asperger's. I have real difficulty telling what emotion other people are feeling. I don't make eye contact, I don't do anything lately. Also, I do have a story to recommend for anyone who likes femmeslash. It's awesome, but the end is... very, very depressing. I found myself crying over it. Over on FictionPress- It's called Hysteresis. Look it up. It's amazing. Hehehe. This may explain something about me, or it may make me weirder. Whatever. Sometimes, I like to smile randomly after I hear that someone's just received bad news. It makes me seem stranger, and they go crazy, thinking 'was he laughing at me or something else?' Favourite Songs: 1. Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day. 2. Not Pretty Enough, by Kasey Chambers. 3. Behind Blue Eyes, by Limp Bizkit. 4. So What, by Pink. 5. Most other songs by Green Day and Pink. 6. A few others, but does my profile really need to be longer? Favourite Books: Well, I have to admit, that I don't particularly like the Twilight series. It's alright, but not something I'd obsess over. However, I do like the characters of Alice, Bella and Rosalie, and I like the ideas behind it. I have only read the series 256 times (it seems like a large number, but I can read the whole series twice in a day, so, yeah. It only took like, four months. Blame my OCD if you're jealous.) I actually prefer the Harry Potter Series (although actually, when I originally wrote this, I hadn't read it enough for my OCD to kick in. Now I've read it 8 times.) and the Wheel of Time series. If anyone actually reads that sort of book (heavy duty fantasy- seriously, guys and girls, it's awesome.) then I'd recommend it in seconds. That series I've read 192 times (it's a lot bigger than the Twilight series. 11 books so far, and each book has around 700 pages, maybe more, with size 10 or 12 writing.) The Inheritance Cycle is also recommended, but it's not as awesome. The Wheel of Time was just raised so high, in my opinion. Sorry. I obsess a bit over it. Also, when I leave school, I am going to try and get a book published. Not that I personally think I'm good enough, but everyone else glosses over my flaws, so maybe the publishers will, too. I'll post one book set in a world I made up on FictionPress soon. Gleeb. I was going to say something here, but I've forgotten. Oh, well. One of my friends (not particularly a close friend, just, you know, a friend) set up an account here. I'll tell you people when he posts something. He's an alright writer. That is, if I can remember his username, hahaha. Alright, I forgot to put this on here. If you want to talk, send me a PM. I'm open to talking to people, just don't annoy me. I do like arguments, however. I prefer not to PM to talk- it's so slow. I like to talk via MSN instead, but if you can't, then I'll just go via PM. Okay. I've already been asked this once before, so I'm a-gonna say this here. Any of my regular reviewers- I won't do this for half-assed people who never review me- if you're writing a story, PM me. I'll read over the chapter before you post it, fixing up any spelling mistakes I find and giving you my opinion of it before it's posted. I refuse to post myself as a beta- because it's too much work, it'll require me to update my grammar, I don't really like to work with other people, and people would be criticizing my work. Just remember to PM me- do not review and ask me, or I will not do it, 'kay? Remembered now. The three things that tick me off on here; 1) People who take forever to update. If you'll notice with my stories, I try not to take very long between updates, trying to update at least once a day. People who can take months between updates piss me off- who would leave people hanging like that? A week is fine, but four months? 2) People who give up on stories. More of a problem on FictionPress. It ticks me off when I start to read a good story, get to about halfway through it, then there's no more chapters. So I try to figure out how long they usually take between updates (see number 1), and I discover that they posted that over a 2-month period, and haven't posted more in a year. 3) Homophobes. Anybody on here got a problem with gay/bi/pan/tran/whatever people? Come over here and say it to me. Be warned, however- another of my best friends was killed by a group of homophobes with knives. I do NOT forgive or forget that. Be prepared to have your ass handed to you on a silver platter if you have something against it. Love is love, wherever it's found. And more stuff that pisses me off- -Copy-and-paste stuff. Hahaha, I feel hypocritical here. At the bottom of my profile is a copy-and-paste quote from Midnight Sun. However, I am just trying to build my case for possible Alice/Bella in the canon story- I have two quotes. Check them out! -People who read my story, then don't review. I get around 11 reviews for every chapter I post, but it fucking annoys me so much when I check my story stats and see that there's been over 500 visitors. If you're not going to review, that's fine, but a little more effort would be appreciated. Ha, even flames are fine- I love a good whiplashing. Although, I've never actually received a flame. Seriously, flame away. I want to know that there's people out there who don't like my writing. Seriously, my writing CANNOT BE PERFECT. I would be scared if it was. I've never even received a fucking bad review. Come on, people. I am going to get really annoyed by good reviews if they're not tempered by bad news. -Heterosexual stories. Hahaha. These are so boring and predictable. No struggles at all- the pairing is so challenge-free. I admit, if homophobia ever completely fades from the world, I'm gonna be left without stuff to read. -Reviews that always just compliment me. This is more of a minor annoyance, and I actually quiet like it, but I would really appreciate it if just one person would point out my flaws for me. Nobody ever does. My writing cannot be flawless. If it was, I would surely be the best in English in Australia, rather than merely the top 1 for the country. See my above rant of reviews. It explains this quite well, and I don't want to review it again. -People who assume I'm stupid after reading this. FYI, I am an official genius- I took the official IQ test, given to me by my psychiatrist, and scored 153. Ha, take that. Never assume I'm stupid. I'm smart enough that no-one even cares if I skip school. I passed my Economics exam, and I only went to it for three weeks out of fourteen. Can anyone else on here claim the same? Didn't think so. I've missed more than 40 of my school days so far, and I totally ruled in my English exam. In fact, if I can be bothered to spend two minutes really thinking about something, I always get it. And as you can see if you read my fanfics, my creative writing is up and above their standards. But their standards are pretty low. -Edward Cullen. He is so fucking retarded. I wish he would go die already. Hahaha, I've actually done that in one of my planned stories. -Jacob Black. I don't actually hate him, but I certainly don't like him, and he pisses me off. He's bratty, and annoying, and won't let go of a fucking married woman who uses him like a crutch. Seriously, doesn't the retard have any sense of self-respect? Obviously not. Now that I think about it, I really do think I hate him. -Authority of any kind. The only kind of authority I respect is the law, and that is because it is in place to prevent anarchy. Not that I'd mind a state of total anarchy, but then my friends'd get hurt, and I can't have that. anyway, I really hate people who think they have any form of authority over me. My mother, and my teachers, are the worst example of this. I am self-sufficient, I do not need people to tell me what I can or cannot do. This may make me seem arrogant, or like a little prick, but I've flourished better under my own care than I have under anyone else's. Hehehe, this does make me look like a selfish cheerleader bitch, doesn't it? Go ahead, report me. Just means I won't be posting on here anymore. I'll find a different site, and none of yas will know it. -People who use the word 'drug' instead of 'dragged'. Dragged is the proper word- anyway, drug is a noun. Or an adjective? Not sure, but not a verb. Dunno why I added this one... -People who say 'your' instead of 'you're'. 'Your' is a term of ownership, claiming possession over something. 'You're' is a term combining the words 'you' and 'are'. Please, if you read this, from now on, use them in the proper context, or it might just piss me off to the extent where I will refuse to read your story anymore. -Optimistic people. They're so cheery and annoying... I wish they would all go away, and leave me to my solitude. -School. It pisses me off that I have to go waste my time there. I'd rather just read people's notes from it and just turn up for the exams... Hahaha, I wish. -Generic brand cola. What, Coke and Pepsi too expensive? Can't handle three bucks for a bottle, you have to skimp out and spend a buck on a bottle of water with black food dye poured into it? Not really sure why I put this one in here, it's just really annoying. I've always been willing to fork over the extra twenty bucks a week to feed my Coke addiction (Coke the drink, not the drug), so why can't everyone else? -Any Twilight pairing other than Bellice or Rosella... The last one is my invention... I've never come across a Bella/Esme fic that wasn't a crappy oneshot, so I don't really have an opinion of it. Hahaha, you know what pairing would be fun? Bella/Jane... But all het pairings are lame. -Author's notes as a chapter in the middle of a story. Like, what the hell, people? Is it really that much work to replace the content of a chapter so that people don't have to waste ten minutes finding out that you had a case of writer's block two years ago? Seriously, some of the people who do that, I'd just like to kill... -People who tell me to wear clothes that aren't coloured black. Like, what the fuck? Get a life, ya nosy pricks. What colour I wear is my business. I happen to like the effect it has with my pale skin. Butt out. -People who look at my list and think, 'my God, this kid has a long list!'. I hate a lot of things. I truly expect this list to grow a lot longer as I think of more things. Wow, my profile is this huge without copy-and-paste phrases. Go me! Favourite pairings: Harry Potter- Luna Lovegood/ Hermione Granger Luna Lovegood/ Ginny Weasley Fleur Delacour/ Hermione Granger I do prefer Luna/Hermione. They just work as a couple. You have the serious, logical, smart Hermione, and you have the ditzy, random Luna, who just happens to be in Ravenclaw- meaning she must have at least some semblance of a brain. They're opposites, but they click. See where I'm coming from? Or Fleur and Hermione. Don't know why, but I like them. Twilight- Alice/ Bella Alice/ Rosalie Bella/ Rosalie Alice/ Bella/ Rosalie These three are awesome. And sorry to any Edward/Jacob fans out there, but I hate them both. Jacob 'cause he's obnoxious, pushy and annoying, and Edward 'cause I used to know a guy like him. Stupid jerk. Eragon I've yet to find two girl characters that work on here. Nasuada and Arya don't, and Arya and Katrina just doesn't fit. Maybe Nasuada and Katrina, but there's none on here. I checked halfway through the sentence. Wheel of time Everyone seems to be related here. I could really only see one-shots here, of any random girls. And I'm pretty sure that's everything. If you want to know more, message me, but I won't hold my breath. Works in progress: Twilight: Surrounded by enemies. Alice meets Bella in a small town called Lakeside. She lays claim to Bella, only to have other vampires lay claim to her. More and more enemies reveal themselves, until it seems there is no hope for the lovers. Status; Completed. 17 chapters, over 40k words. Huzzah! Empty Memories. After an accident in which she almost loses use of her left arm, Bella starts to visit the Washington State Rehabilitation Clinic, where she meets a troubled girl called Alice. Alice/Bella again. Status; Twenty-two chapters up. Fallen Angel. I felt guilty, always making Rosalie the bad guy. So I'm planning another story for you Rosalie fans; a story in which Rosalie is Bella's guardian vampire, always watching over her charge. Only Bella knows nothing of her. A one-sided love story. Bella/Rosalie, a bit of Alice/Rosalie in there... Eternal Dusk. I've always hated the way things turned out at the end of Breaking Dawn. After I finish my other stories, I will begin work on this one. Basically, it's what would have happened if Jasper had died while searching for Nahuel. Alice becomes too depressed to find him, so the Volturi decide to eliminate the family. Edward kills Demetri (I think he's the tracker), then is killed in turn. Bella, depressed at this, flees to Rio with Jacob and Renesmee, where Alice turns up, wanting to see what was there from Bella's note. Alice/Bella, again. It's my favourite pairing, can you tell? Maybe it should be Eternal Dusk... Anyway, yeah. The Volturi eliminate Nahuel and the others before they get there. So where do they turn? Contains full canon following, but characters become very OOC. Possessed Protection. Yet another story, set at the start of Twilight... With a twist; Edward Swan and Bella Swan move to a small town called Forks. Exactly how screwy will life as vampires be for the Cullens without a mind-reader around? You'd be surprised... A Bella/Alice story, but with heavy focusing on original characters. 3 chapters up so far. Nuts and Blossomst. What I think would have happened if Alice had seen Rosalie when she was turned, instead of Jasper. Has a plot, don't all my stories? Well, shut up. Natural Progression. Alice and Rosalie are foster sisters. They've known each other since they were one year old, and in that time, they've only grown closer and closer, until they're as close as friends can be. So, after they grow that close, how can they possibly grow closer? Duh, that should be fairly obvious. Only problem is, their big brother, Edward, was killed for being gay with a family friend, Jasper, so they're not allowed to be gay. What's going to happen here? Crazy, but the plot flows smoothly. Tracing the Roots. It can be incredibly boring, living for centuries on end... So, Carlisle has decided to take on a project to fill the time. He is going to not take up work the next time he moves, and attempt to trace his ancestry back. Hopefully, one day, he will trace it all the way back to the first vampire. If at all possible.Mentions of Carlisle/Esme, 'cause it'll be full-canon, with all canon pairings... At first, anyway. Hopefully better than it sounds... Harry Potter: Unnamed. Set several years after the events in the Deathly Hallows, Hermione is struggling with her feelings for a disturbed Luna. Trouble shows up, in the form of an insane Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley, soon followed by a distraught Fleur Delacour. Hermione must find a way to defeat the power of Harry and the Elder Wand, while also struggling with her feelings for both Luna and Fleur. Hermione/Luna/Fleur. Development halted, as I work on original fics. Will get around to it eventually. Status; Not yet started. Crossovers: Unnamed. A Harry Potter/Twilight crossover. Has either a Bella/Hermione or a Hermione/Alice pairing, you decide. A new spell Hermione creates sends her into an alternate universe, where there are no wizards, witches or magical creatures- only strange werewolves and vampires, who remind her more of golems, anyway. So what does she do when she finds herself falling for one of these strange vampires? Worse, one of these female vampires? Unnamed. Oh, god, I couldn't help myself. This was literally begging to be made! I'm gonna go work on it straight after this! A Twilight/Inheritance Cycle crossover. It had to be made, people! I was browsing the crossovers and I saw there was others. I started thinking, what pairings could there be? And I was like, oh my god, Alice and Angela! It had to be done! Then you can have Arya/Bella, Rosalie/Trianna... Has an actual plot, too. Imagine this- How much help could a future-seeing vamp be for Eragon in his quest to defeat Galbatorix? Or a vamp like Bella, immune to magic? Hahaha, had to be done. Edward! Alice protested shrilly. I love her, Edward! I shut her out viciously. She didn’t love Bella the way I did. Her vision was impossible. Wrong. She was blinded somehow, seeing impossibilities. Page 247 Of Midnight Sun. "Hey, shortie. What's going on upstairs?" The big room was empty- all the murmurs were on the second floor. She shrugged her pointy little shoulders. "Maybe another break." She tried to say the words casually, but I could see the flames in the very back of her eyes. Edward and I weren't the only ones who were burning over this. Alice loved Bella, too. Page 321 of Breaking Dawn. Hahaha, yes, the above quote actually appears in Breaking Dawn- at least, in my edition. It's during Jacob's POV. Now, we all know that I am against copy-and-paste quotes and such, correct? However, the following poem touches on a subject that I am purely against. I saw this, and I have to put it on here. I could not write a better one myself. (Okay, maybe I could, but it would take up several more pages...) My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My parents so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My parents aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the far wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted with unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile! Yep. Child abuse is wrong and sick. You see, when I was thirteen, old enough to do something, one of my sisters (Not really my sisters, just my friends...) had a little brother called Justin. Every day, he walked into school with bruises on his arms and faces. He never had any friends, and he was always permanently depressed. Due to my conditions, I really couldn't understand what was happening to the kid- until one day, his sister came into school crying. Three days later, the two of us went to a funeral. The coffin was so small... Later, I found out that his father was the one who had did this. Please, please! If you notice a child wearing the signs of child abuse, do not ignore it! Do whatever you can to help! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmy1V1YGQe4 This is a sad song about child abuse. I urge you to watch it, and to show it to all the people who don't understand. Please. |