I am a 27 year old male. I write Naruto and Harry Potter fan fiction. I am married. I like harems for the simple fact you rarely see the good guy getting the girls. Normally it is the bad guy or a girl that can have whomever they want.

Naruto Rants:

1) Why in the canon hasn't Naruto and Hinata gotten together?

2) Naruto and Sakura don't belong together since even after the time skip Sakura still beats up Naruto.

3) Why isn't Sakura charged with treason since she constantly attacks Naruto another Shinobi of the Leaf Village? Even the villagers stop attacking Naruto once he becomes a ninja!

4) Why in the world isn't Naruto getting any smarter? The shadow clones themselves should make Naruto mature faster!

5) Come on you can't tell me Naruto couldn't figure out that he learned what the shadow clones know with him using them so much!

6) What is wrong with Kakashi sure he teaches them to walk up trees and Sasuke the his move but he pawns off Naruto on another teacher. He doesn't even train Sakura anything anything at all but Walking up trees.

7) If there is a Figure of the Fourth Hokage and Naruto is the spitting image of his father, why hasn't anyone figured out that Naruto is the Fourth's son? Let alone his last name should tip people off that he is the son of Kushina.

8) Does anyone actually train Naruto at all? Every time I see him being trained it is hints then leave him alone!

9) The Uchiha manor is the farest one form the gates so why does it picture him living in a compound in the center of Konoha? Was he given the Namikaze Compound since Naruto isn't allowed the claim it?

Friends with list:

(coming soon when I make friends with other authors.)

Image of the double chain scythe when not connected by a chain:

http:///wiki/File:Kamas.jpg

Image of the normal chain scythe:

http:///wiki/File:Kusarigama.jpg

Image that would be like Naruto's Tattoo's in 'The Reaper':

http:///theme/8_bit/09/razorback-grim_reaper.png

I am currently not able to write as the only computer time I have is at my local libaray. I am still working on story ideas, and I will leave suggestions on ideas I like. Sorry to anyone that has read my two stories and wonder when they are going to be updated as they won't be updated until I get back on my feet.

Suggestions on fun stories:

1) Hanzo gets bet he can't bring out Naruto's potental, and he comes to get him when they kick him out of the orphanage.

2) Naruto learns to fight by actually standing up to the mobs, and he creates his own clan since he isn't allowed to have the Namikaze clan.