Ah What to say about me? I don't know XD Well for starters, I'm a writer in school so I'll take all consturctive criticism regarding my writing skills. devoted2charmed is my good friend who got me on here. You can thank her for me being here XD I'll update later on!

OK! So I got my first story up! Aiko and Kazuo's love story. If it's too romantic for you action and Drama lovers, I will now be posting the chilling tale of Kazuo's backstory! Reading what he said was just the tip of the iceberg! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!

All right! So now I've posted up a few more fics, I got my Romeo X Juliet one up, and I'm proud of that one the most so far. I also added Highschool of the dead because the manga is pure win XD and let me make this clear : Even though there are a lot of names in that fic, no one exists, my real name is Pyro the perverted bastard! Or if you wanna call me Kazuo or Kazekage-sama, that works fine, too!

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The Top Five Naruto Battles! (Part one)

1. Naruto vs. Sasuke (Winner: Sasuke... But Naruto's gonna hand him his ass later on, believe it!)

2. Gaara vs. Lee (Winner: Gaara! Hell yeah!)

3. Rock Lee and Gaara vs. Kimimaro (Winner: Gaara and Lee)

4. Kidomaru vs. Neji (Winner: Neji)

5. Shikamaru vs. Temari (Winner: ... Idk? XD)

The Top Five Naruto Battles! (Shippuden)

1. Naruto vs. Pain (Winner: NARUTO! HELL FUCKING YEAH! NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!)

2. Sasuke vs. Itachi (Winner: Sasuke... Raquiescat in Pace, Itachi-san...)

3. Naruto vs. Deidara (Winner: NARUTO! HELL YEAH! I WANTED THAT LAST RASENGAN TO KILL HIM!)

4. 4-tailed Naruto vs. Orochimaru (Winner: I say Naruto, simply because I hate Orochimaru and Naruto's awesome.)

5. Kazekage Gaara vs. Deidara (Winner: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY! KAZEKAGE-SAMA WON THAT FIGHT THROUGH AND THROUGH!)

My Top 5 Favorite Protagonists! (From all my favorite series)

1. Shuya Nanahara from all versions of Battle Royale (He fights right-wingers, supports the abused youth of the world, loves his friends, his girlfriend is his number one priority, and he has my favorite quote that I live by "As long as we have hope, we have a future.")

2. Gaara from Naruto! (He and I are so similar... I guess that's why he's my favorite from Naruto.)

3. Romeo and Juliet from Romeo x Juliet (I believe everyone should have a love like the one those two have, and I loved them so much to the point I started writing that fanfic and I'm very proud of the results. Oh, and watch this video made by one of my reviewers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSyIyaYba8g this should show what I mean if you're unfamiliar with the series.)

4. Jaffar and Nino from Fire Emblem 7 (A ruthless Assassin turned good guy by a sweet mage girl who was abused by her stepmom her whole life. Similar to me and my girl, they also fall in love and have twin boys. Oh! and Kazuo looks just like Jaffar, and Nino looks just like Aiko! XD funny, ain't it!?)

5. Dante Alighieri from the Dante's Inferno Video game (Out for redemption and love, doesn't care who stands in his way, and dove headfirst into Hell literally to save his true love, I would do the same thing in a heartbeat.)

My Top 5 Favorite Villains (From all my favorite series)

1. Kazuo Kiriyama from Battle Royale (I consider him a villain because he killed the most people... but that's why I admire him...)

2. Kisame from Naruto (Half-man, Half-shark, hell yeah!)

3. Sasori from Naruto (Because he's a true artist.)

4. Sosuke Aizen from Bleach (The guy's a fucking genius! I didn't care about his treachery because I was so amazed from it!)

5. Deidara from Naruto (Because it's so much fun to kill him in the Naruto games...)

My Top Five Favorite Naruto Characters!

1. GAARA OF THE DESERT!! (HELL YEA! KAZEKAGE-SAMA FTW!)

2. Jiraiya! (My role model!)

3. Itachi Uchiha! (The epitome of big brother and badassness!)

4. Naruto Uzumaki! (You rule man! Keep kicking ass!)

5. Hinata Hyuga! (I'm rooting for you, girl!)

My Top Five Most Hated Naruto Characters! (Subject to Change)

1. Danzo (I fucking hate him... damn right-winged bastard...)

2. Deidara (Because he's a fucking terrorist.)

3. Orochimaru (For obvious reasons.)

4. 4th Kazekage (Because of what he did to Gaara.)

5. The Konoha elders (Because they don't trust the young people... fuckers are going senile...)

The Naruto Girls!(In order of merit)

1. Hinata! (Whoo! You go girl!)

2. Temari! (Because Meg is Temari and Meg is made of pure win!)

3. Tsunade! (Because she reminds me of my big sister figure!)

4. Tenten (Hey, she needs more love, man.)

5. Shizune (She's funny when she's freaking out!)

Naruto Survey

You
How did you discover Naruto? My friends were all into it.

Do you reccomend Naruto to other people? Hell yeah.

Are you happy you discovered Naruto? Of course I am! It's a true masterpiece!

Are you obsessed with Naruto? Somehwhat... I pay more attention to video games though...

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? Didn't I just say no? o.o

WHEN did you first discover Naruto? During my freshman year of highschool. That was a good year... wait, no it wasn't.

Download
Do you download Naruto manga? no
Do you download Naruto anime? yes
Do you think you have the right to do that? Not really... but most of the revenue comes from the merchandise, not the actual series.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? I don't know, no one's said that to me.
Where did you first download Naruto manga from? I don't download the manga
Where did you first download Naruto anime from? Limewire.

Characters
Who is your favorite character? GAARA!
Who is your least favorite character? Danzo... damned right winged bastard.
Which character do you think is most misunderstood? hmm... Pain... Poor guy...
Which character is most under-rated? I'd say Konohamaru, the kid is developing extremely fast and no one cares!
Which character has the worst past? I'd say its a four way tie, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, and Pain.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? It's funny when they argue, even in the hentai!

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? No, it's just funny when she does!
Do you even like Lee? Hell yeah, he's funny!
Do you hate Sasuke? Not hate... but I ain't exactly rooting for him either.
Do you hate Yashamaru? Yes, he should have refused the order!
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? Hell no, he needs a wife!
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? Ugh... I know a few people... and it makes no sense...
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin? idk really. Probably.
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin? Temari, she's just as smart as Shikamaru.
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight? Hmm. intersting point. Maybe.
Does Shino's bugs creep you out? not really... they're just beetles.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit? Let's hope he's not prone to heat stroke...

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit? No opinion... just kinda there.

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit? Nah.
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? If he does that, it can be assumed he oficially hates Gai.
Do you think Gaara is evil? HELL FUCKING NO!
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? I thought he was out the closet... or are you talking about his activities?
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much? Apparently you don't pay attention to the series...

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? No just needed for his outfit.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails? No. I have no opinion on nails.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl? Yes, it creeped me out when I learned he was a guy.
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? No, he just looks alot like his sister.
Which character is the best looking? Hinata, she's so cute! =D
Which character is the worst looking? Danzo! As ugly as his own soul...
What was your first impression of Lee? How the hell is he kicking Sasuke's ass!?
What was your first impression of Gai? I was more worried about the turtle, truth be told.
Do you think Sakura is useless? In part one, yes. In part two, no.
Which female kicks the most ass? Tsunade... anyone who can kill you wth one finger is a monster.
Who should become the 6th Hokage? Uzumaki Naruto! Hell yeah!

Fandom
What is your favorite pairing? Naruto and Hinata, hands down.
What is your least favorite pairing? Any Yaoi pairing, simply because of the fangirls.
What pairing makes the least amount of sense? as much as I hate to admit it, Inochoji simply because there is no interest at all between the two.

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? Yuri is fine in moderation, and I am a yaoihater because of the fangirls.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? Write.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? I can't draw, but I look at them.

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? Naruhina Romance, rated M, Romantic lemons are best.
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? it was terrible... ah... my eyes...
what do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics? Never read one.

Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics? Not ooc. More developed.
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? He might have been at one point, but not any more.

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? I thought everyone knew that. He comes up with complex 3-5 step plans on the fly and always has the right thing to say when the moment comes. No shit sherlock! What was your first clue?!

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? Hell no, if he did, he would have acted on them!

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father? He is. Where have you been?
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends? HELL NO!

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends? HELL FUCKING NO! Shikatema and inochoji forever!

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? He's obsessed with training, nothing more.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? Nah, he just does that for his genin teams.
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? HELL FUCKING NO! UGH! END NONCANON YAOI!
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? Orochimaru's the pedo, Kakashi wants Anko.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Stop with the fucking yaoi questions...
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids? as long as there's no pedophilia and they're in love (and no yaoi) then it's fine.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? They already are older XD
Do you like A/U Naruto fics? Only a few.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Yes, I write some.
Do you read NCS Naruto fics? What's that?

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it? idk what that is.

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? I never found one. I hear they're weird though.
What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying? YAOI FANGIRLS! UGH! SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING MACHINE GUN!
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? No, the original story is Masashi-sensei's, my own writing has nothing to do with the original work.

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? Only Yaoi pairings because of the fangirls.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? For hating Yaoi fangirls? hell no.

Misc (this means you're almost done)Ok.
What's a good Naruto website? Fanfiction.net
Another? Narutopedia
And one more? The main site on viz.
What's a good Naruto fanfiction? Anything my gf wrote.

And another? Aiko and Kazuo's Love story.
What's a good Naruto fanart? Hinata fight.

And another? Tsunade no Inchyou
What do you think about Asuma? his death was too long XD
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? Yeah that was cool, they even gave him his own cameo in The ultimate ninja games about that.

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Mad skillz no. Good heart yes.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? No, he looked like a murderous psychopath and almost became my favorite character... Almost.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? Overused in Hentai.
Does it disturb you? Not really.
Does it haunt your dreams at night? No. Why would it?
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? Hell no! he's creepy!
Do you think I'm insane for asking that? I think you're insane no matter what you throw my way
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? Naruto or Jiraiya.
What jutsu would you want? SATETSU! HELL YEAH!
Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? :Barfs at the idea:
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! "Up until now, my bonds with others have only been ones of hatred and murder. But, seeing him fight so hard made me wonder what a bond really is. I think I understand a little now. Suffering, sadness... and joy. To be able to share it with another person. Naruto Uzumaki... when I fought him, I feel that is what he taught me... And that's why I'll work hard to gain the village's trust... so I won't be feared as a weapon... but instead be known as the Hidden Sand Village's Kazekage."
Did you enjoy this survey? Yes.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? SABAKU NO GAARA! HELL FUCKING YEAH!

2. What is your favourite pairing(s)? NaruHina. Some Shikatema and Jiraiya x Tsunade.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai. Why is Yuri not an option? (I hate Yaoi .)

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Jiraiya, about three times, all at conventions.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A Sand headband, pair of wristbands, pair of gloves, Gaara figurine, Plushie, Wall scroll, And Gaara's gourd. As well as my Jiraiya cosplay outfit.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Not in a romantic sense, but I'd love to chill with Jiraiya or work for Gaara!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina, it's cute! :D

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Personally, neither, but I would perfer sasusaku simply because I hate Yaoi.

9. Which team is your favourite? Team Sand.

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? I personally never cared but it'd be cool if it were true.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? That one's been proven, but it wouldn't have surprised me.

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi! He's the epitome of big brother and badassness, Sasori is a close second because he is the only Member from the Hidden Sand, he used Iron Sand, and he's a better artist than the terrorist hack called Deidara. That and Kankuro now uses him as a weapon! That's awesome!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Truthfully, I don't care.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not yet, but I'm working on it. And I've only watched a select few filler arcs for pairings and favorite characters.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup, I have.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD, but he's learning to control it.

17. Sub or dub? Either is fine, but I perfer sub because that's the way Kishimoto intended their voices to sound.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Again, I don't care.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I love Tobi! He pisses off Deidara so much! He earns so many points in my book for that one!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course, I read the manga like a religion, I know he's Madara Uchiha, I just don't care that he is.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd, but I still think he’s funny.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Hinata, if she wanted to pull off a guy, she could.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awsome! He’s funny!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Shizune, I can just see myself laughing.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Only lemons.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Usually they’re about my OCs but yeah

27) Do you like lemons? Yes, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Dude, I got a fucking lecture for going to school with my Hidden Sand headband.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? LOL! CLUCKY VS. THE LOG!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? HELL YEAH! Gaara slaps Sasuke “SHUT UP, WILL YOU SHUT UP!?”

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? My friend Devoted2charmed o.o

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? no

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Nope.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes, definitely! I'm Pyro the perverted bastard!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Nah, I wish I could draw.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? I. AM. NOT. GAY! Ugh… I hate it when fucking fangirls make this shit and include 10,000 yaoi questions….

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Two. Kurosuna no Kazuo and Izanagi Kichiro.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nah.

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? I might look like Jirobo if I dyed my hair orangeish.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1) Gaara

2) Naruto

3) Itachi

4)Kisame

5) Lee

6) Hinata

7) Sasori

8) Neji

9) Jiraiya

10) Tsunade

11) Temari

12) Killerbee

Questions

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Drools at the thought* Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nope. I’m not gay.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

My friends would die of a heart attack from laughter and me too shortly after.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

All the time!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL FUCKING YEAH!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/ten, no yaoi here please and thank you

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Sasori: targets confirmed… Pain: are they together? Sasori: Yes, it can now be called the 17-tail.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

AU: Tsunade is drunk and horny and imagines about the night she molested Itachi. He sneaks into the village and has sex with her before fading away into the night.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I would hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Grilling an octopus and scorpions.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Gaara kills Kisame, game over.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yeah, all the damn time. XD

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I would kill them! -.-

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

JIRAIYAAAAAAAAA! (hehehehehehehehehe……)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Somewhere I belong.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKED UP!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“You still haven’t lost your virginity yet….? Follow me…”

Theme songs for all characters!

-Naruto-

Naruto: Me against the World by Simple plan

Sasuke: In the end by Linkin Park

Sakura: Survivor by Destiny Child

Kakashi: Photograph by Nickleback

Hinata: The things I'll never say by Avril Lavigne

Shino: La Cucaracha

Kiba: Who let the dogs out? by Baha Men

Kurenai: (PM me for suggestions! future people will have a N/A to show this!)

Asuma:N/A

Choji:N/A

Ino:N/A

Shikamaru:N/A

Gai/Lee: Kung-fu fighting by Fatboy slim

Neji: Somewhere I belong by Linkin Park

Tenten: Guys Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready

Gaara: Enter sandman by Metallica

Kankuro: Puppet by Thousand Foot Krutch.

Temari: Dust in the wind by Kansas

Jiraiya: The whisper song by the Ying Yang twins

Tsunade: Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Orochimaru:N/A

Kabuto:N/A

Kimimaro: Down with the sickness by Disturbed

Itachi: What I've done by Linkin Park

Kisame: The Jaws theme (Pm me for better suggestions)

Sasori: Master of Puppets by Metallica

Deidara: Boom by P.O.D.

Hidan: Immortal by Adema

Kakuzu: I need money by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

Killerbee: One Mic by Nas

-Joker and the Thief-

Ishikawa: Assassin's Creed II main theme.

Momo: Caramelldansen

Malthus: A dream worth keeping by Sheena Easton

Marthen: Virus by Heavenly

Cain: Meaning of Life by Disturbed

Feran: Ode to Joy by Heavenly

-Romeo x Juliet-

Romeo: May I by Trading Yesterday

Juliet: Every time We touch by Cascada (slow version)

Tybalt: A flame in the night by Freedom Call

Francisco: I can walk on water, I can fly by Basshunter

Conrad: Templars of Steel by Hammerfall

Curio: Warriors by Freedom Call

Benvolio: (N/A)

Cordelia: (N/A)

Ophelia: (N/A)

Willie: (N/A)

Antonio: (N/A)

Regan: (N/A)

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These are The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish :

post this as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"

1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag five people.

Characters Chosen:

1) Malthus
2) Marthen
3) Feran
4) Cain
5) Kurosuna no Kazuo
6) Izanagi Kichiro
7) Yamamoto Katsuro

1) How Old Are You?
Malthus: About 1200 Earth Years, equivalent to 24 in my race
Marthen: Roughly 1100 Earth years... 22 in my race... you fucking human...
Feran: About 900 earth years, 18 in my race, dude!.
Cain: 1000 humans years, worm! 20 in those pathetic Human years...
Kazuo: 24.
Kichiro: 16, but I don't care if she's older than me by a few years ;D
Katsuro: Hell if I know... I'm younger than old fart Yamamoto though...

2)Height?
Malthus: 6'2
Marthen: 6'5
Feran: 6'3
Cain: 5'11
Kazuo: 5'9
Kichiro: about five inches... oh you meant my overall height.
Katsuro: Erm... tall enough to fight and short enough not to be considered a giant.

3)You Got Any Bad Habits??
Malthus: None that I know of...
Marthen: Killing Humans...
Feran: I'm lazy!
Cain: None of your fucking business!
Kazuo: Sometimes I act without thinking...
Kichiro: Well I run out of condoms pretty damn fast...
Katsuro: I tend to explode often...

4)You a virgin?
Malthus: Yes I am.
Marthen: Hell no, you stupid bitch.
Feran: Just waiting for the right girl, ya know?
Cain: Mmm... no... X3 Lord Maaaartheeeeen...
Kazuo: No, I'm not.
Kichiro: (Laughing hysterically)
Katsuro: Shinigami have no need for sex until the time is right.

5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Malthus: No one yet, I'm too busy to think of things like that. Me: Don't worry, honey, I'll make someone for ya! =D
Marthen: Some bitch...
Feran: As I said, waiting for the right girl.
Cain: My lord Marthen! X3
Kazuo: Well... I have someone in mind... (Smiles)
Kichiro: Which one? XD
Katsuro: I shall find a wife when the time is right.

6)Have Any Kids?

Malthus: Yes, I am the mother to my entire race.
Marthen: Fuck no...
Feran: Not yet, maybe one day!
Cain: If I ever got pregnant, I'd have an abortion! Only I deserve to have Lord Marthen!
Kazuo: None yet...
Kichiro: OH SHIT I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT!? RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!
Katsuro: Nope.

7)Favourite Food?
Malthus: Fresh fruits!
Marthen: Fish...
Feran: If you can grill it, I can eat it!
Cain: I actually like vegetables...
Kazuo: Roasted pork.
Kichiro: ... PUSSY!
Katsuro: What Feran said.

8)Favourite Ice Cream flavor?
Malthus: Strawberry! =D
Marthen: What the fuck is ice cream...?
Feran: Hmm... Cookies N' Cream!
Cain: Ice cream? Why the fuck would I want shit like that?!
Kazuo: Chocolate chip or cookie dough... it's hard to say...
Kichiro: Breast milk! =D Me: O_O WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THAT FLAVOR!? ... Nevermind... I don't wanna know...
Katsuro: Hmm... I actually like coconut flavored...

9)Killed anyone?
Malthus: Yes... I didn't like it... Me: It's okay, baby! don't feel bad!
Marthen: (Creepy laughter building to complete psychotic laughter) Me: I get it, you're evil .
Feran: Only if they sucked! Me: Amen to that!
Cain: Oh yes! It's my favorite thing to do!
Kazuo: Working for Kazekage-sama has made me do several assassination contracts, so yes, I have.
Kichiro: Hmm... nah! I've been more on the verge of death myself, really.
Katsuro: I've killed several hollows, but I want the head of one shinigami...

10)Hate anyone?
Malthus: No reason to hate anyone, really.
Marthen: Humans... what worms...
Feran: Nah! No reason, bro!
Cain: Everyone except Marthen!
Kazuo: The Akatsuki, the sound village, and anyone who threatens the leaf or the sand!
Kichiro: Anyone who stops me from getting to the hot babes!
Katsuro: GENRYUSAI YAMAMOTO! I'LL KILL HIM!

11)Any Secrets?
Malthus: Just the one that keeps us Acolytes and Humans bonded...
Marthen: none that I could keep you alive after telling you...
Feran: I dance with penguins o.o me: Win!
Cain: I'll tell you mine if I get to behead you...
Kazuo: Just the Kiriyama clan secrets...
Kichiro: All my special bed techniques, any ladies wanna give it a shot? =D
Katsuro: Meh... nah...

12)Love Anyone?
Malthus: Everyone! =D
Marthen: No...
Feran: Fringe... Don't tell Asylum!
Cain: My Lord Marthen!
Kazuo: Aiko Kazumi... me: Awwww! hell yeah, Kazuo!
Kichiro: I have had many lovers... and they've all come back for more...
Katsuro: Anyone who sympathizes with my cause.

13)TACOS?
Malthus: Good food, I suppose...
Marthen: ...
Feran: WOO-HOO! BRING OUT THE HOT SAUCE!
Cain: ...
Kazuo: What are those...? (Lived in Japan all his life)
Kichiro: Huh...? (Same thing as Kazuo)
Katsuro: Chow time! All right!

14)Ever slept in All day?
Malthus: When I was a little girl, yes, but not these days...
Marthen: ...
Feran: HELL YEAH! WHO HASN'T!?
Cain: ...
Kazuo: Yeah, I have.
Kichiro: Oh, I've "slept in" all right...=D Me: we get it, you have sex more than a rabbit in heat.
Katsuro: I rarely sleep, I'm too busy training.

15)Favorite Show?
None of them watch TV

16)Favourite Movie?
Malthus: Probably "An Inconvenient Truth"
Marthen: ... Me: OH COME ON, TALK ALREADY!
Feran: Shoot 'em up! It was epic!
Cain: ... Me: YOU, TOO, CAIN!
Kazuo: The second Naruto Movie! Kazekage-sama was in it!
Kichiro: Hmm... so many hentai, so little time...
Katsuro: Ummm... what's a movie? (Shinigami, he knows nothing of films)

17)Favourite Band?
Malthus: DragonForce
Marthen: Lion's Share...
Feran: Basshunter, Bro!
Cain: Whatever Lord Marthen likes.
Kazuo: Metallica!
Kichiro: Hmm... which porn soundtrack to choose...?
Katsuro: Firewind!

18)Eye Colors?

Malthus: Blue/Green
Marthen: Dead white, I have no pupils... me: Yes, yes, I know... it's fucking creepy... .
Feran: also Blue/Green
Cain: Black.
Kazuo: brown
Kichiro: Also brown
Katsuro: Brown once more.

19)Skin?
Malthus: Normal
Marthen: Black and red...
Feran: eh... Kinda pale.
Cain: Pale, I suppose...
Kazuo: Tan... I live in a desert!
Kichiro: SKIN! MUST HAVE SKIIIIN!
Katsuro: erm... Normal?

20)Fat/Average/Slim?
Malthus: Average, I'd say... Me: Honey, you're beautiful!
Marthen: Buff...
Feran: Buff! I'm hot!
Cain: I'm attractive enough for Lord Marthen, so to hell with your opinion!
Kazuo: I'm all right, I suppose...
Kichiro: I'll let you feel if you're a girl...
Katsuro: I work out a lot, so I guess I'm buff.

21)Rain, sunshine?
Malthus: Either! Rain brings life and so does Sunshine!
Marthen: ...
Feran: Sunshine! I hate water!
Cain: Whichever Lord Marthen perfers!
Kazuo: Rain... please rain... Me: he lives in a desert...
Kichiro: Either! Rain reveals boobies and sunshine is perfect for peeping on the baths!
Katsuro: It never rains in Soul society...

22)Pool, Beach?
Malthus: Beach! So much life out there!
Marthen: ... Me: TALK DAMN YOU!
Feran: Beach, that way I can play in the sand!
Cain: ... Me: DAMMIT, CAIN!
Kazuo: Either... just let me get in some water...
Kichiro: Either! Hot babes show up in either direction!
Katsuro: I don't like water...

23)Camping, staying home?
Malthus: Either is fine =D
Marthen: Home...
Feran: Either, really.
Cain: As long as I am with Lord Marthen, I could care less.
Kazuo: Home!
Kichiro: that depends on where my date wants to fuck =D
Katsuro: Home is preferable.

24)Dog, Cat?
Malthus: Either is fine! I love animals!
Marthen: ... Cats...
Feran: Dogs, bro! They're more fun!
Cain: Cats for Lord Marthen!
Kazuo: I prefer scorpions... Me: They're his summons, so chill.
Kichiro: I have a kitty girl fetish... hehehe...
Katsuro: neutral.

25)Believe in aliens?
Malthus: technically, my entire race are aliens to Earth...
Marthen: ...
Feran: What sis said.
Cain: ...
Kazuo: Anything's possible, I suppose.
Kichiro: are they hot?
Katsuro: We would've picked up on them by now.

26)Any Unusual Things about you?
Malthus: I'm a goddess of all elements...
Marthen: I control light and darkness...
Feran: I'm a pyromaniac, bro!
Cain: I'm a master swordswoman!
Kazuo: I control Iron sand...
Kichiro: I'm jacking off as we're- Me: OMG! STOP! NAO! NAO! NAO! X.X
Katsuro: I achieved my bankai yet the old fart won't make me a captain!

27)How much food/drink do you need a day?
Malthus: not that much... I am immortal...
Marthen: ...
Feran: Not that much, really... I usually give my food to people who starve Me: Good on ya, bro!
Cain: ...
Kazuo: Just the standard 3 meals a day...
Kichiro: I can live off pussy and breast milk. =D me: WHAT THE FUCK!? O.O
Katsuro: Standard three meals.

28)Favourite Place?
Malthus: The Earth! =D
Marthen: Anywhere without humans...
Feran: Hawaii! Hell yeah! Me: nice choice!
Cain: With my Lord Marthen!
Kazuo: The Hidden Sand Village!
Kichiro: The women's bath =D
Katsuro: The training grounds!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

You know you’re a gamer when…

-You play videogames for more than four hours a day, eight on weekends.
-You deny playing childish videogames that you played in your youth, even though you still secretly play them when no one’s around.
-Your iPod has more than five videogame songs on it made for the game it was heard in.
-Your Gamertag/PSN ID/Online name is the same as your email.
-J00 us3 l33t sp34k t0 p1ss p30pl3 0ff, 3v3n 1f j00 h4t3 1t y0urs3lf.
-You were once entirely obsessed with Pokémon, even if it was just one Pokémon in particular.
-You are STILL obsessed with Pokémon.
-You think Scorpion saying “GET OVER HERE!” Is the most badass thing you’ve ever heard in a fighting game.
-You worship a video game icon or company.
-You wish your plumber would say “It’s-a me! Mario!” When he walks through the door to fix your sink
-You stay calm in your everyday situations, but if some sniper headshots you, he’s suddenly the devil and deserves to be tortured and murdered slowly.
-You recall parts of your life according to what games you were playing at the time.
-You will buy a video game simply because it’s a game that has been remade over and over again trying for a new experience, and end up loving the repetition.
-Your Facebook/Myspace/Twitter page shows your gamertag/PSN ID/ Online name.
-You will accept any challenge in any game you know you are good at, but run the hell away if you’ve never played the game you were challenged in.
-Your cell phone ringtone originated from a video game.
-You can identify other ringtones if they’re from videogames.
-You claim that videogames were the reason your childhood wasn’t so crappy.
-You think videogames today are too easy
-You think videogames back then were too hard.
-You can remember your first videogame the moment someone asks you what it was.
-Videogames have affected your tastes in music
-Your parents looked down on you for playing videogames, yet you continued playing them anyway
-Your parents were awesome and completely supportive of your gaming habits (lucky bastards…)
-All your friends are either gamers or love videogames.
-You became a rock fan after playing any guitar hero or rock band game.
-You became a gamer after playing any guitar hero or rock band game.
-You will defend videogames to the ends of the earth like a religious zealot defends their belief.
-Your parents have a bumper sticker that says “My gamer fragged your honor student.” And you either love them or hate them for it.
-You will be supportive of your children playing videogames assuming you ever have children.
-You will refuse to date anyone who will not either support or tolerate your gaming habit.
-Guys will think you’re the hottest girl alive the moment you declare yourself as a gamer girl.
-You have taken any form of self-defense, military, or martial arts training after seeing it in a video game.
-You want your future career to be based around videogames.
-You start watching the anime a videogame was based off of.
-You start playing the videogame an anime was based off of.
-You claim you have learned more from videogames than you ever did in any other life experience.
-You have been called one or more of the following when you say you play videogames “Couch potato” “Loser” “N00B!”
-Of the three above, you take the first two with pride, but the last one with rage.
-You start worshipping the same religion that a video game character is a part of.
-After long hours of playing videogames, your mind still lingers in the belief that you are in that videogame, this is especially annoying after playing resident evil or silent hill.

Any more suggestions, let me know! and if you agree, copy/paste into your profile!

I TALKED TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO ON MYSPACE! HERE'S THE CONVERSATION!

6/2/2010 3:55 AM

Hello.

3:56 AM

Hello, is it really Masashi Kishimoto?

3:56 AM

Yes it is.

3:56 AM

you know english well, I'm surprised

3:57 AM

I can type it but can't speak it well.

3:57 AM

How may I address you?

3:58 AM

Anyway you want.

3:58 AM

I see. I'm sure you get this a lot, but I love your work on the Naruto series.

3:59 AM

I am glad.

4:00 AM

I want to know what inspired you to create the series we all know and love, if you don't mind me asking

4:00 AM

Dragonball.

4:01 AM

ah. I see. which character do you feel you relate to the series the most?

4:02 AM

Well Goku, relates to Naruto, in so many ways and Vegeta relates in quite a few ways to Sasuke.

4:02 AM

hmm, that's true. Who does Gaara relate to?

4:03 AM

Kind of to Majin Buu, how he was insane as a bad guy than as a good guy he was calm.

4:04 AM

wow. That's true. I guess it also explains the similarities between Master Roshi and Jiraiya

4:04 AM

Actually Jiraiya, is based off of a character named Jiraiya, in a old chinease fairy tail.

4:06 AM

Ah i see. Oh yes, I actually have something to tell you about an original character I created based off your series if you don't mind (I'm a writer myself)

4:06 AM

I don't mind.

4:07 AM

well all right. I created a character by the name of Kurosuna no Kazuo, he's the right hand man of Gaara and his name comes from being able to control iron sand. I based him off Yamato like how Yamato can use the wood techniques of the first hokage.

4:08 AM

I see, how interesting.

4:09 AM

yes, I made him Gaara's right hand man because Gaara's my favorite character

4:09 AM

And you just took the name Garra, for someone else?

4:11 AM

not really. Kazuo's a name i got off a 2000 japanese movie called Battle Royale.

my friend ZTravis says hello

Travis*

4:11 AM

I was talking about Garra, you said he is Garra's right hand man.

4:12 AM

Well, yes

Gaara's my favorite character. And I made Kazuo to be someone who learned almost everything from Gaara. The name Gaara is your own creation

4:13 AM

Ah I see just don't make him too much like him.

4:14 AM

No, no... Kazuo's nothing like Gaara

4:15 AM

Also, I'm sorry to sound rude... but my friends won't beleive me if i say i spoke to you... is there any way I can prove to them that this was authentic??

4:15 AM

Sorry I have nothing to prove.

4:16 AM

I see. Well, I suppose they'll just have to accept it or deny it for themselves

4:16 AM

That is right.

Anyways what is your story about give me the intro please.

4:17 AM

Which Story, Kishimoto-sensei?

do you mean Kazuo's story?

4:18 AM

I mean the story that you are writing.

4:19 AM

Well, I have several. I have many in the works right now. I have an idea for a story about a girl born with the powers to control elements from human parents, and she goes on to save her race as well as humanity from the main villain who she is in love with

that is currently my favorite one to write

do you think it's a good idea?

4:21 AM

Sounds okay but kind of short for a intro.

4:22 AM

well, that's just an overview. I also left out a few details about her parents and who the villain is and why he is the villain. as well as the other people she encounters

4:23 AM

I see.

You do know your really not supose to reveal the main bad guy in the intro right?

4:25 AM

well, this is a condensed overview of what I wanted to write, and I have the manuscript here on my computer, he doesn't show up until later on as the story progresses. he actually starts off as one of the main protagonists.

4:25 AM

Ah I see.

4:25 AM

by the way, Kishimoto-sensei, I have another thing to ask you. how did you come up with the saying "Those who don't follow the rules are scum, but those who abandoned their friends are less than scum." ?

And... from talking to you... you remind me a lot of Hatake Kakashi in how you're speaking to me

4:27 AM

Well it's just something I always said when I was younger.

4:29 AM

I see. Oh, my friend Travis had another question for you (this is the last one from him) who is your own favorite character from Naruto?

4:30 AM

Sasuke.

4:30 AM

why him?

4:31 AM

Well mostly because he has been my favorite character to draw and I like him because he doesen't let anything or anyone get in the way of his goals.

4:32 AM

but isn't he also the one character you said he was the hardest to draw in an interview?

4:32 AM

Yes.

4:33 AM

and why is that?

4:34 AM

Because his appearances changes the most.

4:35 AM

ah. that's true. What are you planning to work on after Naruto?

4:36 AM

A Mafia manga.

4:36 AM

similar to Katekyo Hitman Reborn?

4:37 AM

No just a Mafia one based on a love story.

4:38 AM

ah. I see. speaking of love, I wanted to ask you, Will Naruto and Hinata eventually end up together?

4:39 AM

They could I want them too but if I had to make a couple it would for sure be them.

4:40 AM

that sounds good. Am I annoying you in any way?

4:41 AM

No but I probably have to go in twenty minutes.

4:42 AM

hmm I see. What time is it where you are? it's almost 5 AM where I live

4:42 AM

4:42 in the afternoon.

4:43 AM

I see

4:44 AM

Yeah, so I take it you want to write novels?

4:44 AM

yes

to start with

4:45 AM

What do you mean to start with?

4:45 AM

my goal is to get on a payroll of a major videogame company and wrte scripts for them

4:45 AM

Ah nice goal.

4:46 AM

I have another question, What was the concept behind Lee?

4:46 AM

Yeah one of my fans is going to be a comic book drawer, inker, colorest and writer.

What do you mean?

4:47 AM

how did you come up with Lee? was he someone you planned or someone you made on the spur of the moment?

4:48 AM

Really just came up with him.

No special reason.

4:49 AM

I see.

4:51 AM

Also, I heard a rumor that Madara's actually a demon instead of a human. Is that true?

4:51 AM

Lol no.

He is just a immortal thats all.

4:52 AM

Oh. I need to confirm this for myself because it's been bugging me for a while. Is Jiraiya really dead? or is there a chance he may come back?

4:53 AM

He is dead.

4:54 AM

thats a shame, cause when he died I thought he was going to write Naruto's story. Guess he won't be picking up that pen.

4:54 AM

No, he is gone.

4:55 AM

I see. Have you played any of the Naruto fighting games?

4:55 AM

Never have time so no.

4:56 AM

Ah, that's true. have you ever spoken with Toriyama Akira-sensei?

4:56 AM

Yes once.

4:56 AM

I see. was he as you expected?

4:56 AM

Yeah.

4:57 AM

hmm. Do you read any other mangas or do you not have any time for that either?

4:57 AM

I read others.

4:58 AM

do you read bleach?

4:58 AM

Yeah do I like it? Absolutly not.

4:59 AM

oh. I see.

did you finish the chapter for this week?

5:00 AM

No not yet.

Almost.

5:01 AM

I see.

What made you decide to IM me? just out of curiosity, truth be told I feel a bit... unworthy

5:03 AM

Because I always IM fans nothing special.

5:05 AM

ah, I see. well, I'm sorry to have introduced myself so late, but... I'm , at least, thats my real name

Kazuo is just a name I use to hide my identity

5:05 AM

Well it was nice meeting you but I have to go now take care good bye.

5:05 AM

you too.

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