Name as far as you know: Alice Inn (say it realy fast and it sounds like Allison)

Real Name: Allie

Age: Guess

Hobbies: (scroll down a bit for my full list)

Fellow Authors: Ava Dawson, C.C Grant

Username: My nickname is Duchess...but I had to add Bex to the front.

Previous Usernames: Alice Inn, Alice Inn is 'Not that girl', Zimlez Alwazy, NoOneKnows-NoOneCan

Future Usernames: Inivisible Ninja, Galinda-di Angleo-Malfoy-Goode,

Icon: Heist Society cover

I am currently very mad at 20th Century Fox for ruining Percy Jackson by making the movie nothing like it. But since I don't think you want to see my long list of what happened in the book that never happened in the movie, and even vise versa, so I won't go further than saying I'm mad (which, frankly, is an understatement).

I READ

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Wicked

Gallagher Girls

I SHIP

Wicked

Fiyeraba

Gloq

Nessa/OC

HP

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Luna

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione

PJO

Nico/OC

Percy/OC

Thalia/Luke

Annabeth/Luke

I DON'T SHIP

Wicked

Gelphie or anything along that line

Fiyero/ anyone else

HP

Draco/Harry or anything along that line

PJO

Percabeth... (he's mine)

If you don't like what I ship then don't read my fanfics or get off my profile...

THINGS IM PRETTY MUCH OBESSED WITH, HOBBIES I LIKE, AND/OR IN LOVE WITH(this might take awile)

1. The Musical Wicked... and its cast

2. SYTYCD Season 5, Kupono, Kayla, and Jason. Season 6 Elanore (srry for not knowing how to spell the name...), Mollee, and Leagacy.

3. Flair on Facebook (those littel buttons with funny saying on them)

4. Orange

5. Percy Jackson and the Olympians...pretty much obsessed right now!! No realy I'm like so obsessed I repeatedly tell my parents and/or friends about greek mythogy... did u know that...

6. Singing at random moments(mainly at times that music isn't needed)

7. Acting and dreaming about being Galinda/Glinda in the Broadway Musical Wicked (WOW! That would be great!)

8. Writing Fan Fiction or any other type of fiction

9. READING

10. Laughing at people trying to guess my middle name(you'll never know, hehehe...)

11. Gallagher Girls...would you belive that when ever I see a white van I shudder and run...yeah...believe it!

12...BIG RED BUTTONS/ SPARKLY THINGEE!

13. Friends who are there for you when you need them most.

14. Drama

Current Works:

Things That Lay Ahead: Currently in the work, please read! Check chapter three when I post it, it has my newest favorite character Dward the Goblin! Yu weill luav 'em! So far put on pause

Murdered In His Bed : What happens when Elphaba becomes friends with her father and he gets murdered. Fiyeraba. -Dead until further notice!

Two Diffrent Kinds: Galinda acuses Elphaba of stealing Fiyero and decides to get her back by dressing up like her for Halloween. Fiyeraba. This is being co-written by my best friends C.C.Grant and Ava Dawson.-Dead until further notice!

Pop Quiz: Pop quiz ladies!" I turned along with the rest of the sophmore class and stared at my CoveOps teacher. Zammie & some Josh/Cammie. The exchange with Blackthorn in the second book never happened. Rated T to be safe. Involving green goop, a blind Macey, and Liz knowing to much for her own good.

COPYS AND PASTES...

~If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! - wow i am Totaly obsessed. u dont know the half of it!

~If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile-i want green skin... ohhhh Halloween... lol

~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, PrincessZeldaSkywalker, ApprenticeEternal, HaChosenOn, DefyingGravity4ever, IceNin55, Alice Inn is 'Not That Girl',

~If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile

~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a Parking Meter in China Town, copy an paste this into your profile.

If yuo suck at Splleing, cpoy adn psate thsi in yuor profile.

I you could make out what the line above this post said, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you think those kids should just give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.- silly rabitt... trix is for everyone

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE CAPITAL LETTERS, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you agree that these things are pointless, but love them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said 'RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR NOT HERE' in class just to see the idiots rasie their hand, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), BookWormBandGeek RAiny,NyxBorn, Alice Inn is 'Not That Girl'

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to!

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have to be snapped back into reality at least 5 times a day, copy this to your profile

If you have been told off countless amount of times because you spend way too much time reading, copy this to your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name:NyxBorn

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you’re one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm gonna give him a piece of my heart! but not my brain. I need that.

If you get obsessed with tv, books or movies that you're always doing your fan fictions about them copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten yours or your families name while introducing people, copy this to your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

I'm bored...if your bored put this in your profile

If you have your own world put this in your profile

I don't suffer insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane (or you think you are), enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, put this in your profile

If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination, and join the dork side. We have cookies. AND FANFICTION!

If you are as compleatly random as the following posts... u rock! cause i am 2!

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a general Ice Pack
Warning: do not microwave
(What idiot would microwave an ice pack? It clearly says ''Ice Pack'' not HEAT Pack!)

Excerpt from a dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

if you have recived the email above this post copy and past this and the post in your profile.

At least 75 of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...SO HA!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in God's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Please re-post this if you think abortion is a horrible thing, abortion is sad, dont do it whatever the situation may be, PROLIFE ROCKS!! LIFE ROCKS, SO DONT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM SOMEONE THAT HASNT EVEN LIVED!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you hate child abuse and think people who abuse children should be put in jail for life with no one to be there for them, copy and paste this to your profile, because they hurt their kids in a way that nobody deserves to be hurt for doing nothing.

Live like an invisible ninja, Laugh like an InSaNe villan, and Love like you can never love again.

Zmilez alwazy

Alice Inn :)