Mergalshlergal!

Hi, I'd just like to say thanks to all of those who have been following me and those who have added my stories to their favorites. Sadly, I am no longer writing any fanfiction of any kind and all of my stories have pretty much been discontinued. As of late, I have been incapable of forcing myself to write anything despite my previous ability to do so. However, I will attempt to finish all of my stories and possibly make corrections on the older ones. This might take time, and I still wont be as active as I used to, but I still hope to tie up all lose ends. Bye.

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Stories written so far:

1. A bunch of Random Dialogues: It is exactly what the title implies. A bunch of random junk. Most of it is horribly...dry. Seeing that it was my first set of "stories" they weren't that good. This story is complete.

2. Ed the Handy Man: I was watching family guy when this idea came to me. Peter had just explained one of his experiences in one of his many occupations. That's where the idea came from. Nuff said. This story is finished.

3. Fullmetal Alchemist 4kids style: 4kids ruins everything. Got the idea when watching One Piece subs. After that we made fun of the dub. Nuff said. This story is complete/on-going. I'm planning on adding one more chapter. I'll probably make it a censored chapter.

4. The Wonderful World of FMA Fillers: Naruto fillers are boring, abundant, unimportant, and stupid! FMA deserves boring, abundant, unimportant, and stupid fillers! YAY XD. Nuff said.

5. The FMA Darwin Awards: Have you ever heard of the darwin awards? Someone dies because of their idiocy and they get the award. I think every FMA character deserves such an award. Nuff said. Finished.

6. FMA Tales: Fairy tales are all a lie. Half of the time there are no fairies. So I am rewriting these lies.

7. Influenced by Metal: Metallica have great names for their songs. They make great subjects for fiction. I'm not sure what to do with this story. All of the chapters and ideas for chapters are extremely similar.

8. Two and a Half STD's: Ed has been paired with so many people. What happens when he gets an std? That dirty man-whore!

9) Ahh! We broke her Vase!: Ed and Al break Izumi's vase while playing flaming frisbee toss!

10) What? Why do we need to keep him?: The fuehrer thinks that Ed isn't mature enough and needs discipline. Roy and Riza are chosen for the job, but Riza goes crazy and the Fuehrer decides she isn't parenting material.

11) That glass had better be empty: Ed doesn't like drinking...kool aid...yep...that's about it

12) Ode to fanfiction: A parody songfic of Eminems "we made you". A work in progress

13) This is not a valentines fic!: ...do I even need to summarize this?

14) Hey mister Wonderful: Armstrong is awesome and isn't appreciated enough. So I wrote for him!

15) Coffee and Movies: Al wants to watch a movie and the author bends reality.

16) I was born green: A first person narrative of Envy's birth.

What's that? You could just scroll to the bottom and view the summaries? Then I was successful! By scrolling, you have just had enough exercise for the day! Aren't you proud!

10 reasons why FMA is better than Naruto:

You know, I used to have an actual list, but I don't really need it anymore. FMA is better than Naruto because Naruto isn't Naruto anymore. In my opinion it ended a long time ago.

Flaming is welcomed! Why? Because sometimes Flames are just hilarious, duh. ;)

Sincerely Muten Azuki ;)