Name: Adam D. Deffendall

Locations: Present: jasper In

Past: Jasper In.; Hot Springs, Ar

Favorite Animes, Movies, Games: Bleach, Claymore, Inuyasha, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (Games: 4, 5, 6; Movies Advent Children) Avatar.

i have followed the anime of Inuyasha for 6 years now; bleach i had started following 1-2 years after that (what was i supposed do when when they cliffhanged inuyashu) though i was glad they finished it(not exactly happy that they just did one season, kinda felt like how stupid the claymore anime was). and 1 year ago come oct 22 i have followed claymore (though i did lose interest in for a while becuase of the way they royally screwed the anime over, going so far as to delete to episodes off my computer) but then i came across a manga preview. i scanned it and decided to follow it manga style(though i am still waiting for them to redo the anime)

Story update:

Sept. 07, 2010-1.0 Have competed about one to two pages sorry for the long wait I don't have a lot of free time since I'm working from sun up to sun down on a huge cleaning contract we had just aquired. will have more free time on or aroud the 15th

Feb 02 2011-2.0 uploaded chapter two to the ichigo rangiku fanfic

Feb 18 chapter 3 and 4 in prgress chapters will cover all of grimmjow faccion's fights with shimigamix battling grimmjow in Ichigo's place. Two surprizes during shimgamix's fight watch for them.

june 28, 2011-2.1 Sorry about the lack of updates and chapters. Just like many of my fellow writers on this site i've had alot going on in my life but, its starting to level off to where i can start typing again. expect a nice set of chappies in about hopefully 7-14 days.

Sept 15, 2011 alright i got the third chapter to the ichigo rangiku fanfic up and at em also i will be starting on a new story after this story is complete. the title will be bleached reality and will explain the roots of shimigamix and how he came to be friends with everyone.

July 25, 2012 Uploaded the first part of the two-shot that will explain my character ShimigamiX's back story. Needless to say I will be revising the second chapter of my other story to fit the details.

nov 25, 2013 'Holy rusted metal, batman. the grounds full of holes. its holey.' Batman Forever. Okay not the best quote in the world, but i'm finding it to be an accurite descript of my life right now. hard to believe its been a year and 4 months since i last updated my profile (according to my story update here). between working at walmart half days half nights, losing my ipad to a dam thief in the walmart breakroom no less(which i had been using to write my stories while on lunch), helping my aging grandparents on the family farm and generally trying to get thru a little thing called life who i hope will now stop throwing bean balls for a little while any way, i found myself realising been a idiot for not trying to keep with my stories. another thing that slugged me into the mud was and is harry potter fanfictio(mostly harry/ Belatrix/ herimione /luna /narcissa /daphne /pansy/ fleur/ gabbiele/ apolliene/ and susan by themselves in one man one woman stories or one man many women stories) to point where it imprieoed me into including harry's world into my stories.

but enough of my barking. the point of the matter is i may, and more than likely need to print my stories, take my manometer comb and rehash it. becuse quite frankly forgotten even the sentence stucture. do not mis take this as a way saying i.m folding in the towel cos i am not giving up. now i cannot give a timeline at the moment because of the damn holidays but hopefully i can start posting in january at the earliest febuary at the latest.

Name: Adam Deffendall Aka Shimigamix

Gender: Male

description: 5'5" dirty blond hair light build age 24

Primary Zanpaktou: Kaze no ken (wind sword)

Shikai release: slice through the winds of fate kaze no ken

Spirit: two different females that look like a certain 7th division captains
swords; both have vastly different personalities

Sealed: a standard dashio pair of swords(standard kantana and short sword)

Shikai: both look like Shunsui K.'s shikai which have characteristic attacks
of Inuyasha and sessshmaru

Shikai attacks: Busgahma (for the moment this is Shunsi Kyoraku’s only direct attack)

Single & Double* Wind Scar (this attack sends five waves of wind through the ground at the enemy)

Single & Double* Backlash Wave (wrapping the wind scar around the sword adam can cut through any energy attack and send it back toward the enemy. note due to the fact that the enemie's aura fuels this attack adam only needs tho begin the attack)

Barrier Buster (not an actual attack as it rips the fabric of any barrier and tears it open)

Single & Double* Adamant Barrage (One of the more devastating attacks of kaze no ken it will launch spears of diamond at the enemy. Also can used to destroy more powerful barriers)

The sword that was the short sword also has incredible healing powers it can return to life those who were wrongly slain or are terribly injured

Bankai: twist the slicing wind around my enemy, Kaze no ken o tsukisasu (piercing wind sword)

Bankai special attribute: wraps wielder in a shield of wind which when struck by the enemy steals minute amounts of reiatsu

Bankai attacks: all shikai attacks plus

Dragon Scales(green scales form on the sword and by concentrating one can sense and see a enemy’s vortex of energy by cutting the vortex it is possible to kill in one stoke)

Meido Zangesta ha(for this attack the blade turns starry black and one of two attacks can used one a ball of black which tears along the path of the blade and sucks anything it hits inside it toward the next world two same concept as before except several blades of black hit the target)

Baksaiga wave(a wave of green energy hits the enemy and explodes upon connection the real damage is soon shone after the battle though as it interferes with healing of any kind)

Hollow abiltes.

Hollow mask: uh does this need any further explaining

Cero: 1. a plain ordiany violet/black cero (same color of my spirital pressure)
2. my second cero is the Getusga cero which takes a getusga tenshu and compresses it into the form of a creo
3. meido cero: takes the Meido Zangesta ha and turns it into the form of a cero(note has the same attributes as the Meido Zangesta ha attack)

Sonido: the hollow equivalent of flash step

Hollow Zanpaktou: presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction)

Spirit: looks just like a hollow version of Adam himself

Sealed: regular katana with a creasant moon shaped guard

Resurrection phase: Devastate all creation, presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction)

Attacks: basicly allows access to the black getsaga tenshu and mugetsu(note due to using hollow energy to fuel the attack, i don't lose any power)

Appearance: Zanpaktou takes the look of a two black blades on either side of the handle and looks a bigger more badass verision of tensa zangetsu
: My appearance takes hichigo's vasto lord form and adds a white verision of ichigo's bankai only the hamaka is tighter and the coat is open with longer tails and spiked shoulder guards. For a better look, look at my profile pic.

simply means the attack can come from both swords at once there by increasing the damage done by the attack

LIST YOUR 12 FAVOURITE BLEACH CHARACTERS (IN ORDER) AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING

1.Ichigo

2.haineko

3.Orihime

4.Zangetsu

5.Rangiku

6.Ulquiorra

7.Grimmjow

8.Nel

9.Yoruichi

10.Soi Fon

11.Ryo K.

12. Zaraki

1.Have you ever read a 6/11 Fanfic?

no

2. Do you think 4 is hot? how hot?

A little...too old though

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant

Never in a zillion years

4. Do you recall any fanfics about 9?

Lots

5. Would 2 & 6 make a good couple

HELL NO!!!

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

NOOOOOO!

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 having sex?

WTF (Vomit)

8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

I uh cough Wtf

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Gag reflex

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic

Grimmkitty fighter royale(sp?)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1

Teaching is boring, learning is even worse

12. Does anyone on your friends list think 3 is hot

Yes she's No. 1 through 10 (giggle)

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

Nope

14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?

yep in fact i currently working on one now

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of passion?

YORUICHI!!!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you use

the kid version: heave in your eyes by loverboy (her vomit comes to mind) the adult version:leave it up to me by aaron carter

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Kick ass fighting will be the warning...posible character death

18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

well how's about we show your master what an old hag she is

19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 & 8?

"How much did I fucking drink?! That's just wrong on soo many levels!!!!"

20. How emo is 7?

Emo? Major...crap he's coming after me now(I run away!!!!)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, shimigami-x

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

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I despise that child molestar Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copied things on this list that you didn't agree with but thought it was funny copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: juubi no ryu, shimigamix

note, the next section is not part of that last line. its a serious problem. if you have a problem with it shut the fuck up cuz my dad is gay, and i never hated him, AND THERES NO FREAKING PROBLEM WITH OUR FAMILY YOU FREAKING PROP 8 SUPPORTERS. if you think prop 8 is wrong pm me, ill add u to my author fav's.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Screen Name, Shimigami-x Sama .
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF...

1. Your main hobby is scaring the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychotically

2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the silence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harassment

3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers

4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend

5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar)

6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again

7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't

8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly

9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything available and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!'

10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning

11. You ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands.

12. If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, I just like it off my hands." and u would mean it.

13. When you smile at little children they start crying.

14. You talk to inanimate objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there.

15. Your definition of love involves the words blood and gore.

16. You’re just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time

The New Jaden- with Crowler pondering the changes in his once cheery student, Jaden Yuki. Yu-Gi-Oh GX

"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

(the actual quote) "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."

“I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.”

"My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you."

"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."

"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."

"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."

"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."

"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."

"It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine."

"I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking."

"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.

"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”

"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Take a picture, it lasts longer."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"

"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."

You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."

"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."

"Hindsight is always 20/20."

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards

Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute

Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either

You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."

“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”

“Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.”

Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together.

“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”

Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.

"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."

"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the star, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten." (thank you, "mike" for correcting that for me)

"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"

"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."

"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious."

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"You did WHAT with my midol!"

"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."

"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"I see stupid people, there's so many."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"

"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"

"I'm not reading porn!"

"I'm not reading lesbian porn!"

"The horns are there to hold up my halo."

Woman: HURRYY UP!

Man: patience is a virtue

Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!

"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"

"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"

"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."

"Logic is panics prey."

"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."

"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."

"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."

"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."

"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel

"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."

"Laundry Math: 1 Washer 1 Dryer 2 Socks 1 Sock"

"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong."

"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."

"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."

"Haste makes waste."

It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants.

"You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!"

"What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!"

"are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?"

"I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?"

"Right, then, I’ve got places to go, rivals to slaughter," said Bakura casually, getting to his feet, sword swinging up over his shoulder. "Think I’ll start with his fingers."

"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."

"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."

"I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!"

"The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide."

"Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy."

"We are the Borg. Resistance is feutile. You will be assimilated."

"Piss me off; you die, make me happy; you just die later." DPK

"I am surrounded by crazy people, but why am I in the strait jacket?"DPK

"I live on the edge, don't push me too far, or you'll go down with me."DPK

"I am staring off into space, I can see Byakuya smiling then that world blowing up."DPK

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two balls in the hand is worth one man's pride, future, and life.(You get a whole lot more with just two balls than a bird)"DPK

"Bad luck stalks me, that's why I carry a taser."DPK

"Hey, who turned on the lights? I see people in white coats, and a woman on her back. And why in the hell am I naked?!"DPK

cOpY aNd PaStE tHiS iF yOu HaTe ChIlD aBuSe If YoU dOn'T yOu HaVe No SoUl!i!i!!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

So true...

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) 3.1415927 (Yugi form Yu-Gi-Oh, Ash from Pokemon, Ichigo from Bleach, L from Death Note, Apollo from PJO, Zee from The Chronos Chronicles, Etc. etc.)JadeKurosaki(Ichigo, Just Ichigo. I LOVE HIM!!) shimigamix

YAY FOR CHAIN MAIL!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Am not)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Do not)
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-- (I have nothing to hide)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.(NOT)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm INDEPENDENT, so I MUST not be able to make up my mind.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whor.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whor.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(NOT THE DRUG PART)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(NOT A POSER)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b--.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whor myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.(I DO CURSE AND I'M AN OUTCAST)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b--.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(NOT STUPID)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm Scottish so I must wear a kilt.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)

If you have ever felt like stabbing Yagami Light through the eyeball with a blunt fork, copy & paste.

93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
What The Eyes Can’t See Ichigo-tatsuki

close. When Isshin finally peeled himself up from the floor, he looked over at her in shock,

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

the bed

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

bleach episode 167 english dubbed

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:30 aM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:45 aM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the tv and a convo in the next room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Few minutes ago, walking in the house

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

bbq label

9. What are you wearing?

cargo shorts and botton up shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yah, It was fucked up and i can't remember why

11. When did you last laugh?

driving home

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

mirror and an few pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

nah nothimg comes to mind but that might be because i'm surrounded by it

14. What do you think of this survey?

I like them they are hilarious!!:)

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Bleach: fade to black(Bleach Fan all the way!!!)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

New house, Anime galore, movie anime, poters, etc...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Name:Adam Deffendall Aka Shimigamix
Gender: Male
description: 5'5" dirty blond hair light to medium build age 23

Primary Zanpacto:Kaze no ken (wind sword) from an unpublised claymore strory)
Spirit: two dffierent females that look like a certain 7th division captains swords both have vastly different personalities
Sealed: a standard dashio pair of swords(standard kantana and short sword)
Skikai: both look like Shunsui K.'s shikai which have characteristic attacks of inuyasha and sessshmaru (tensagia only)
Bankai: see bankai below Note bankai is different in story

Hollow Zanpacto: Buster (Yeah I like final fantasy)
Spirit: looks just like a hollowized cloud
Sealed: regular katana
Skikai: grows to buster size
Bankai: stays same size but can be spilt into all six swords fully compatiable with Kaze no Ken's shikai this makes up her bankai

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

clare(claymore, can't help it)
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ichigo(yah Bleach I know.)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, Japan!

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

You must repost this!!:

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!
(this is f-ing cool) and Kakashi!

By the way, help this little guy. Thanks, Yuki.:

(\_/)
(O.O)

This is Bunny, isn't he cute?
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination, how sweet!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (You might want a mirror for this)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Heck, I, Sam Leonhart, am the king of Random! All other less random men and women, copy, paste, and ad your name!: Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki: I am the Queen of random, so MUWAHAHAHAHAHA...fUDGE!!!!!!!!! Shimigami x

95 of 100 teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 that would push them off, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
"in" and "out" meant going inside or staying outdoors?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

NOT ANYMORE FOR THE LAST ONE, THAT'S FOR SURE!!!

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Being mature is overrated.

Copy and Paste this if you put things on your profile twice and add your name: Sam Leonhart, sahimigamix.

If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over 100 copy and pastes, cop and paste this, then add your name (CAUTION! This will waste 30 seconds of your life of Fanfictioness!): Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

If you feed off of Fanfictionness (fanfictions), copy and paste this onto your profile, and put your name on (before I have the Warrior kill you!): Sam Leonhart, (NO KILL ME)JadeKurosaki, (Ha no Mercy) Shimigami-x

If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in(have) an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is AWESOME,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD(Pokemon Mystery Dungeon) than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to SSBB put this on your profile and add your name! Before I kill you!: Sam Leonhart, OKAY, OKAY, don't kill me, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever, Pikana, ChristianDragon, JadeKurosaki, jadekurosaki

Nintendo is right now creating LoZ Wii2 and Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2. OTHER GAMES SHOULD BE ON THE WII!! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the new game you want for Wii to the list: PitFTW: Kid Icarus Wii, Sam Leonhart: A game about me!, JadeKurosaki, A Bleach game with me and all the inner hollows in it so I can REALLY have fun kicking everyone's asses! :) hell ya shimigamix

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!' Sam leonhart: 'Gayness Brothers' you mean?, JadeKurosaki: I think it should be Gay, dumbass, mutherfuckers.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Starbrook, PitFTW, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki:That's where I got the Idea for my two stories., shimihamix

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile!

You call me a bitch, bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in
nature which is beautiful. I know that I'm beautiful but there's no need to point it out
you know.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest
telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look. Well of course it is! You're not guna keep looking
once you've found the damn think are you?

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. It
is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Aagain, no offense is
intended and sorry if offense is taken.)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can

trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number

to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make

you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the

beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You

won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I'd have to say that it's a tie except if the dog you aretalkin' about is a wolf or the cat is a white tiger or lion)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.(only if it isn't too serious)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.(unless for videio games)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I still am. The latest series actually has a Scottish guy in it!! YAY for him!! He's even the blue Ranger! It just gets better andbetter!!)
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Those are actuallyALL of my favourite colours!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. -shudders- not a hope in all the nine levels of hell (if there is a hell)
You love to shop. (This is only in certain shops, like a shop called 'beyond thewaterfall' near me that sells stuff like fairies, dragons and some cool clothes and CDs.There's even some tapes on meditation!)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink -screams- not a chance!
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at shopping centres.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (again, only in certain shops and when i canactually afford to splurge.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.(Evil smiles that is )
You care about what you look like. (Well, not always but most of the time I guess I do)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (but then again I also used to play Power Rangers)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6

(BOLD the ones that apply to you)

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't

looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in

housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in

if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people

just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the

anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and

scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,

"There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose

you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that damn monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If this is true, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard
Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Jing269, French
Girl satsubatsu, AnimeLuver4everandevr, Magician Girl Mirani, JadeKurosaki, shimigamix

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.OH YEAH

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no
access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist,
copy and paste this into your profile. check my description above

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM, or by their normal names.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest
of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to
them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but
help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! Aka Get back at the other Motherfucker

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or
even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick
them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): adaizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): black frog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): dwanye shimigamix

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first

name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):defadhum (WTF)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): white monster

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter
of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle
name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): dfaunan

(WTF)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): ann

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black sam (yes I named my cat Yoruichi)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): apple work

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Black sword

Things to think about (logic/literal/random stuff):

-If nothing is impossible, then wouldn't it be possible for nothing to be possible?

-Why do people always lie when they're depressed?

-Life is always the leading cause of death.

-Time never passes perfectly.

-Why is there bias?

-How can we be starstruck by something when we can't actually reach the stars?

-Does intelligence go from zero to much higher or does it have a starting level?

-What is the difference between a smart person and a nerd?

-Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

-The statement on the right is true, the statement on the left is false

-If life is like a box of chocolate and you don't know what you're gonna get, then wouldn't you get chocolate? And also, wouldn't life be brown because white chocolate doesn't count as chocolate?

-What's so good about goodbye?

-Why do you think some people hate life?

-Why are you reading this?

-There is no such thing as 'picture perfect', as nothing's perfect.

-If everyone's unqiue, that means everyone's normal, so the only normal person would be the only one that's unique.

-What is really love?

This is just a funny email I got.

I knew a person that was so
dumb that...

she called me to get my phone number.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order..

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund...

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death...

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test..

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats...

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead..

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Now send it to all of your friends and have a laugh!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

Quotes:

"Every time I draw my sword or face an enemy my feelings are always held back half a step."- Shuhei Hisagi

"He who does not fear the sword he holds is not worthy of holding a sword."- Shuhei Hisagi

"To fight is something that is done in accordance with the situation. I do not see that escape is something shameful. For me, to insist and to lose is a foolish attitude." - Izuru Kira

"Battle is not a stage for empty heroics and nor is it something to take pleasure in. Battle is filled with despair. Dark, terrifying. That is the way that it should be. That way, people learn to fear battle and to choose the path of non-violence where possible."- Izuru Kira

"Zankensoki... only when your heart is in balance can you claim to have true strength."- Izuru Kira

"Loyalty to someone is different from depending on them. It isn't even interesting fighting against someone who doesn't have his own goals."- Kenpachi Zaraki

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!"- Kenpachi Zaraki

"I wanna be cut so that my breath is gone before my body hits the ground. That's the kind of death I wanna have."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Ain't no chance of salvation for us. Never has been. With or without Aizen, that's never gonna change. If there's one thing I'm grateful to that guy for, it's the fact that he gave me power. Thanks to that I've been able to savor greater battles than ever before. I'm gonna be strong. Stronger than anyone. If I'm gonna fight the ultimate enemy, then there can't be anyone else stronger than me. I'll take 'em all out. No matter what it takes."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Every fuckin' one of 'em, they have the gall to take pity on me. And they don't even know how much they're hurtin' me by doin' it. I don't do "mercy". Strong, weak, infant, monster. I just smash 'em all to pieces. I don't give 'em the chance to get up a second time."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"There is not a single person in heaven or on earth that can break me. Don't forget that I am the strongest Espada."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"Enemies are made for all sorts of reasons. From the moment one makes an enemy, until one breathes their final breath, they are in battle."- Nnoitra Jiruga

"They're all cowards, every damn one of them. Whatever. I'll just consume them. As they become my flesh and blood, they will see beyond. I... I am the king!"- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

"Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Cifer

"What would you have me say? 'Don't worry, I'm sure he's still alive'? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don't understand why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that's one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn't see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can't you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I'd be infuriated by their stupidity."- Ulquiorra Cifer

"Swinging your blade out of a sense of duty is what a captain does. Swinging your blade out of hate is nothing more than base violence. Captains don't refer to that as fighting."- Toshiro Hitsugaya

"As a thank you for your lecture, I'll teach you something. The time you implement your greatest technique is the time of greatest crisis. This too is an inviolable law of battle."- Toshiro Hitsugaya

“What is a heart? Can I see if I tore open your chest? If I cracked open your skull?”
-Ulquiorra-

“Rukia, where do you think your heart is?”
-Kaien-

“Around here right?”
Points towards chest
-Rukia-

“In reality I guess. But I say it can be found right here.”
Clenches hand into a fist. Only hand is shown
-Kaien-

“Oh I get it…this thing in my hand……is the heart.”
reaches out to Orihime
-Ulquiorra-

“Your heart is born when you care for someone.”
–Kaien-

My heart is always a battleground where trust and needs of others war within me constantly. I need to know why people act and feel as they do. Ultimately I must understand myself, and come to some kind of truce with the warring forces of my nature. In the end, it's the life and truth of the soul, which are my real goals.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.