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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1975521, Profile Updated: 03-27-13
Author has written 14 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Scooby Doo, Pokémon, Edgar & Ellen, Criminal Minds, Treasure Planet, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Hi all! I did a complete reboot of my profile! My name is Schizoferb, a name conceived from a story idea I had once. I like to leave more constructive reviews, so all I ask are constructive reviews in return.

Hobbies:

1.Roleplaying.

2. Acting.

3. Reading

4. Writing

Fandoms I am a part of currently (as of 2013):

1. Wreck-it Ralph

2. Treasure Planet

3. Criminal Minds

4. Steampunk

Music I write to:

1. Musicals

2. The Decemberists

3. Marina and the Diamonds

My True Pairings:

1. Hero's Cuties (Fix-it Felix and Sergeant Calhoun)

2. Doppler/Amelia

3. Reid/ Prentiss (even though she isn't on the show anymore...)

4. Reid/JJ

5. Klavier/Ema (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney)

6. Shaggy/Velma (but the old Scooby Doo, not the new one.)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from Somebody (I foget who)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

I support the legalization of same-sex marriage. Not just gay marriage.

Carpe Diem. Seize the Day.

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La Bataille de Terran Hole by Marahute reviews
13 ans après la découverte de la Planète au Trésor. L'Empire Terran est en guerre. Les opposants à la Reine Illysa s'apprêtent à envahir la cité impériale de Terran Hole. C'est alors qu'un fantôme du passé ressurgit dans la vie du capitaine Jim Hawkins. Ensemble, ils vont devoir faire équipe. Le sort de l'Empire est entre leurs mains.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Jim Hawkins
When You're with me by Delmelia1991 reviews
This story is about Amelia and Delbert who first meet on the RLS Legacy. Ths first chapters deal with the missing scenes while the trasure planet voyage. Then there'll be many reddened faces, weird situations, romantic and even hot moments and some more surprises...(A/N: In my story Amelia first appears as Captain Smollet, so don't be surprised. I do not own any of the characters!
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,118 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
Sharpened Pixels by octolingkiera reviews
Six months after Hero's Duty is plugged in, a new game enters the arcade. Everyone's excited until they find out what that game is. Meanwhile, familiar faces reemerge for better or for worse as Sugar Rush prepares to host an arcade-wide Grand Prix. Danger lurks behind corners and in dark forests… [DEAD. Will no longer be updated.]
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, TurboTime Twins - Complete
What Happened Last Night by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix helps a hungover Tamora recall the events of the previous night. Human!AU. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Game Over by BackForBreakfast reviews
One-shot turned full story. After Felix watches Calhoun have her first Game Over, things take a sharp turn for the worse when he steps into Hero's Duty. Can Felix be saved from his terrible fate as a cybrid, or is he doomed to this miserable existence forever? Hero's Cuties with dollops of both fluff and angst. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Dark Shadows by rjwritergirl reviews
JJ and Reid talk the night of Emily's funeral. My submission for the March Madness Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Biology by MusicNinja reviews
Ferb's biological mother returns from england, not having seen her son in almost a decade. How will the somewhat peaceful and certainly happy Flynn-Fletcher family react to this fateful reunion and what changes will occur. Rated T for kidnapping.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,297 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Picture Perfect by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Reid looked at the photo that had just innocently fluttered from his stack of files and gasped. It was a photo of Prentiss…dressed in nothing but a pair of skimpy lingerie. ReidPrentiss, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [S. Reid, E. Prentiss] - Complete
Parallels by nedlovesyou reviews
"He catches himself thinking that he'd disprove every impossibility in the world for her if it meant getting one of these smiles." Reid/Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Show Me Fifty Times And I'll Believe You by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
When All the World's a Stage, the Show Does Go On by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
The final chapter of my 'After the Last Mystery' series, with Shaggy's side of the story, and a song by Queen. Hints of Shelma and Fraphne if you squint. Shaggy gives the gang hope for the future after the break up in a very strange way. Please R&R.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shaggy - Complete
Sometimes by Pwnguin reviews
Sometimes, he wishes for certain things.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
The Last Viable Donor by mabelreid reviews
Set after Memoriam Spoilers for Catching Out. Reid never answered Emily when she asked him if he was thinking about having baby geniuses. What will he say when she asks him to provide a very special service for her?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,305 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Captain and the Doctor by Yunara reviews
After BEN and Jim go to get the map back from the ship, Amelia and Delbert are left alone to their own devices. Delbert/Amelia, M, lemon. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE ADULT CONTENT.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Where Have All the Scooby Snax Gone? by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
Oneshot. Continuing my "After the Last Mystery" series. Now it's Scooby's turn. What was going through HIS mind? And what about the Scooby Snax? R&R, please. Be much obliged if ya do. :
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
A Wilted Crown O'Daisies On My Flower Child's Mind by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
Continuing my "After the Last Mystery" series with Velma's view on the break-up. No one ever really saw her emotions run wild; see them do so now. Especially for a certain grown-up flower child/beatnik... Shelma hints, please R&R. Enjoy.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
My Leading Lady In GoGo Boots by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
A bit Fred-centric, but still with some Fraphne, the 2nd part of 'After the Last Mystery'. How did Fred change to that egocentric guy that we saw at the beginning of the movie? Fred's view on the break-up & the reason he became that guy. R&R please. Enjoy
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
My Knight in BigHeaded Armor by M. Night Wolfalona reviews
The first story in my 'After the Last Mystery' series: A Fraphne drabble, set after the break-up in the first SD movie. Exactly how did Daphne feel after the break-up? And her views on being danger-prone. R&R please. Enjoy.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Please, Velma by apikale-wahine reviews
A routine appointment leaves Velma and Shaggy with one of the hardest decisions they have ever had to make and one of the hardest battles they have ever had to face. No relation to my other stories. I appreciate reviews.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Out in the Open by Emery Saks reviews
Amelia and Doppler make some startling discoveries while Jim searches for shelter.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,414 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
Admit the Obsession by lady bundtcake reviews
No, it's not a Calvin Klein commercial! Jessie struggles with what to do about her feelings for James.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/30/2003
Dial J For Jimmy by lady bundtcake reviews
Jessie picks up the phone and dials you-know-who. Quasi-Rocketshippy with slightly suggestive phone conversations.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/30/2003
Secrets by TRAnimeGal reviews
Thinking James to be asleep, Jessie divulges her true nature.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2001 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
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An Unexpected Twist reviews
What? No. No. This was not happening to her. Not to Captain Amelia Smollett, not on a voyage to Treasure Planet. And NOT, she repeated, NOT with a bumbling Canid astrophysicist. A retelling of the movie, but with an (you guessed it) unexpected twist. Rated T for safety, mostly.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Captain, Doctor
Darkness reviews
When a power outage threatens the city, what happens to everyone in the arcade? Will they escape in time before the outage deletes their code? Inspired by a post on the Wreck-It Ralph Confessions Tumblr (wreckitralphconfessions.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
Graduality reviews
What happened in the time between the arrival home and the epilogue of the movie in regards to Doppler and Amelia? How did they go from despising one another to having four kids? A tale of love, loss, and the unlikeliest of couples. What will happen? Who will return? Will love conquer all?
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Captain, Doctor
Halloween reviews
Submitted for the CCoAC Masquerade challenge. JJ invites Reid and the rest of the team to go trick- or treating.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
A Beautiful Mind reviews
Derek Morgan invites Spencer Reid to come play chess with him late one snowy evening. Is it really to play a chess game, or is it to inquire about our favorite genius's well-being? Rated so for language and dramatic situations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Something Good reviews
My response to the CCAC Theme song Challenge. My prompts were Hotch and the song "I've Been Watching You" by Rodney Atkins. Read and Review please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Shadow of Grief reviews
Rossi comforts Seaver after Prentiss's funeral. Submitted as part of the March Madness challenge. Prompts were Dave/Ashley and City of Angels. Not the best summary... Read and Review please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - A. Seaver, D. Rossi
Midnight Consolations reviews
JJ, after a fight with Will, calls Reid in the middle of the night. Reid, being the gentleman he is, goes over to help her. What happens? This fic is part of the Cupid challenge, a special gift for booksandmusic! Read and Review please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again reviews
Reid celebrates the anniversary of Gideon's departure in reflection. Rated so for alchohol use.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Emily In Wonderland reviews
This is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,but with our beloved Emily Prentiss as Alice, and many familiar faces populating Wonderland. This is a parody of the original book, not the movie.My first CM story, no extremely harsh flames please.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - E. Prentiss
The ABCs of reviews
Sometimes describing a person is as easy as... well you get the idea. Character speculations on all characters, ranging from hilarious to tragic. Rated T to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Heaven's Light reviews
Edgar is all alone up on the twenty fourth floor. What is he thinking? Song is "Heaven's Light" from Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Rated for a brief mention of rumors of unexistent twincest.
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Not While I'm Around reviews
James sings Jessie a song after a horrifying nightmare. Song from Sweeney Todd. WARNING: Rocketshipping avast! Rated to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi
Not Just Any Clubhouse reviews
In the second movie, we were introduced to the clubhouse. But we did not stay long enough to learn about how each room held memories of childhoods past. Rated K to be safe. Oneshot. Winner of MNW's Oneshot contest
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete