Name: Dirke to my friends (Zelis on here). Real life name? Use your imagination.

Location: Texas

Age: Classified.

Sex: If it involves whip cream and cherries, sure.

Hobbies: Gaming, anime, reading stories online and books, hanging out with friends, and getting pissed at my old clunker called a ford truck. Which I highly recommend no one ever buys.

MMOs played: EQ, FFXI and WOW. Quit EQ. Currently on a haitus on the other two but will return eventually. 75WAR (main class) on FFXI and 80 Paladin on WoW (Semi-retired).

A little about me: I try to have fun and not take life too serious. Life always ends in death so we have to enjoy it while we can. I also value my friends and family the most, and will back them up regardless of the consenquences. People who know me will say I'm generally considered a bit insane and willing to do stupidest stunts they can think of, but that's just one part of me. I'm really a romantic at heart, as you can tell by my stories and favorites, and love fantasy theme stories.

Favorite Author: Probably my favorite book selling Author will have to be Louis L'Amour.

Favorite book: White Fang. Yes, seriously, it's a classic and I enjoyed it ALOT.

Favorite Anime: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing

Favorite Movie: The American President

Favorite game: Breath of Fire III/Final Fantasy VII

Favorite Authors on this site: I'd say it's either between Velf or EroSlackerSannin. Velf can vividly tell a story and you can picture the scenes so clearly. ESM on the other hand is by far one of the funniest writers on the site and can pull you onto the edge of your seat with his action one moment, then send you into tears of laughter the next with his pervertedness that we've all came to enjoy.

Music: Mostly country though I do listen to a little bit of everything else. If it has a good tune with good lyrics I'll listen to it. Lately I've been into 80s rock.

Favorite MMO: Debatable between FFXI and WoW. I'd probably go with FFXI because I like the majority of the NA community on it more, even if WoW has better gameplay. To me people are what makes the game. Even if leveling in it sucks.

If anyone ever considers joining a MMO and picks up FFXI just look me up on Lakshmi and I'm more than willing to help you out. Just don't make sure it doesn't involve any rabbits... (Inside joke between me and a few of my FFXI friends)

On a more serious note, the world has been infested by zombies led by http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1082264/Azeeza. I urge everyone to take up their pitchforks and torches and join me as we rid this world of this diabolical plague before all is too late. If the zombies are too strong, then I urge you to bring your shotguns and chainsaws! And more importantly, bring your Zombie Survival Guide! Surely there's something in there we can find that mentions how to deal with zombie queens and their countless minions...

For the record, if there are no updates to any of my stories or updates take too long, it is because the above mentioned zombie queen has killed/captured me for attempting to form a resistance against her evil domain. And thus, in no way should I ever be held liable, even partly, because it is clearly her fault.

http:///art/Is-not-that-bad-is-it-134680445 Azeeza's picture of evil that she decided to draw. The person in the dress is my warrior that she oh so loves to torment, whether its through drawing or on FFXI she'll find ways to put him in an asylum for the crazies.

~ Zelis