Poor, tortured soul that attempts to author amusing and entertaining fanfics. Sometimes I actually succeed.

Likes: LOTR, Stargate SG-1 (especially Jonas), Magnificent Seven, Battle of the Planets, Gatchaman, Tenchi Muyo, and Inuyasha.

Hates: Unfinished fanfics (I won't post anything that isn't finished, which is why I haven't posted in a long time), slash, bad grammar, slash, misspelled words, slash, inane television commercials, slash, sitcoms, slash, mean people, and did I mention slash?

Please remember, my stories are for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously. Anything in my stories is generally from my own warped mind and opinions at the time of writing. The opinions expressed are mine, and mine alone. Oh, and I don't own anything.