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About Me

Name: Unknown

Sex: Female

Age: 16 ish, by the time i edit this again i'll probably be older XD

Interests: Books, Manga, Anime, Writing, Drawing, Halloween, Food, Music (listening to it, I have no talent with playing an instrument at all), singing etc...

Favourite pairings in Manga/Anime and books

Naruto

SasuNaru (My absolute favourite ever!)

ShikaTema (It's just so awesome!)

SasoDei (My friend introduced me to this, it's pretty good)

KakaIru (I like this one as well, especially when it's in a SasuNaru story XD)

ShikaxSai (i recently discovered that this one isn't so bad)

Bleach

UraYoro (It's kina neat)

Ichigoxhollowichigo (gives a whole new meaning to go fuck youself XD)

GinxKira

Byaren (this one rules!!!!)

Ulquhime (soooooo cute~~~!)

Loveless

SoubRitsu (This is the only fave for this series actually...)

D.Gray-Man

Yullen (i love it!)

Vampire Knight

KanamexZero (don't knock it till you've read it)

Durarara

Shizaya (this one is also very awesome)

KidaXMikado (it makes so much sense and is cute!! :3)

Hetalia-Axis Powers

GermanyXItaly (so very cannon XD)

USUK (squeeeeeeeee :D it's so cute)

Death Note

LxLight

MelloxMatt

Poison Study

ValeYele (I like this pairing XD)

Quiz thing...

List characters from Naruto in no particular order.

1)kakashi 2)naruto 3)shikamaru 4)kankuro 5)sai 6)sakura 7)sasuke 8)konan 9)maito guy 10)temari 11)gaara 12)deidara

1. Have you ever read a Three/Five FanFic? Do you want to?
-shikamaru and sai? no i haven't, although it is possible that they do exist...(looks it up) holy crud it does, i read it and it's not really that bad achually, looookkkk http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3605181/1/The_Pursuit_of_an_Artist

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
yeah, kankuro is very hot. smokin'! XD
kitty ear hats are very cute, although he lacks common sense wearing a full black body suit in the middle of the desert

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant?
if deidara got konan pregnant? irrelevant, deidara's a girl
heh heh...no
pain would probaly kill deidara, because it seems that he's the one who likes konan

4. What would happen if Six had a hot one-night stand with Eleven?
if sakura had a one night stand with gaara? i'm sure there would be sand involved somehow XD and that a lot of gaasaku fans like my friend WhenTheBloodMoonDies would be happy :D

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
naruto and sakura? well from the view of the majority of the naruto fans yes, but i don't think that they suit each other too much. it would be way too much of a abusive relationship :P

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
sai/maito or sai/temari
i'm gonna have to go with five/ten, cause imagineing guy with anyone is rather disturbing (shudders) and sai/temari doesn't sound so bad...i guess

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
if sasuke walked in on naruto and deidara having sex XD
in my oppinion i think that sasuke would kill deidara for raping his precious kitsune :D
sasunaru writer after all :D

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic.
shikamaru/temari (heh heh easy)

When shikamaru first met gaara he was frightened by the mere thought of him, he figured his siblings would frighten him the same way. Turns out Temari is the total opposite of the gourd carrying nin. How will shikamaru react to these sudden turn of events, and what's this feeling bellow his ribcage?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
kakashi/konan fluff?
hmmmm i dunno, lemme check...well i don't know about fluff but there are 11 kakakon stories in the fanfiction database right now...weird

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic.
sasuke/deidara
i'll protect with the power of katon no jutsu art style
(sorry, i'm no good with creating titles :P)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
konan
probaly she's the blade by sugarcult
for no other reason than part of the lyrics goes
she is the blade and you're just paper
yeah lol

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be?
kakashi/sakura/deidara?????

warning contains pedophilia, gender confusion and well random

13. What would happen if Eight walked in on Four and Seven having sex?
konan walked in on kankuro and sasuke having sex?

ummmm she would be weirded out, not only because she hasn't met either of these characters (wait, she hasn't met sasuke right? whatever) but also because they don't suit each other at all, i can imagine her running...very fast away from there

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)"

kakashi and sasuke are in a happy relationship until sasuke runs off with kankuro. kakashi brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with gaara and a brief unhappy affair with deidara, then follows the wise advice of sai and finds true love with shikamaru"

sasukaka...sasukanku...gaakaka...deikaka...sai giving advice...shikakaka
the pairings burn my mind D:

I'm going to change the numbers, RANDOM NUMBERS!

15. "(7) and (5) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (11). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (1), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (6)"

Sasuke and sai are in a happy relationship until sai runs off with gaara. sasuke, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with deidara and a brief unhappy affair with kakashi, then follows the wise advice of naruto and finds true love with sakura

this one makes me cringe X(

sasusai...saigaa(this one doesn't sound as bad...as)...sasudei...sasukaka (again)...now it's naruto giving advice??????...and sasusaku, as normal as that last pairing is it's revolting :P

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures