"Next up. Sex questions. So…who was your first?" SS/HG HEA...Always :) COMPLETE

A collection of HG/SS oneshots.

Professor Snape convinces Professor Granger to give a demonstration for his Defense class. (Quite fluffy, if I say so myself.)

SSHG: The spell was to prove they were meant. Ron should have read the fine print. COMPLETE

SSHG, AU: He's been with her all her life through the best and worst times, only she never knew it.

SSHG, AU: Lily makes some discoveries about her place in the universe that may have been shrouded in denial. (COMPLETE)

SSHG, AU, Sirius Black hates Severus Snape. When an ugly confrontation occurs between them at Grimmauld Place, Sirius throws an old Black family curse at him, only to have Hermione Granger attempt to stop him. She's hit head-on, and everything changes— starting with her. (NC/Crack)

2020 rewrite and update! When Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are thrown together by the ill-conceived Marriage Law, no one doubts they'll make a good undercover team for the Order. No one suspects that they'll find mutual respect, love, and a plot to destroy the world. A story in 3 parts.

The darkness offered Hermione a chance to find out what Ronald Bilius Weasley really thought of soulmates… SS/HG HEA...Always. Ron Bashing-as ever. One shot. COMPLETE

AU: SSHG: In a world where Severus and Hermione grew up together and are in a good place in their relationship, the Marauders and Lily steal Hermione away to "save her" from his alleged Darkness. (COMPLETE)

The shunned wizard. The bought witch. Though had she simply sold herself in another way? No, no, this was *her* choice. SS/HG HEA...Always :) Oh, and as ever, Ron-bashing

SSHG, AU: Written for the SSHG Giftfest 2019 on Livejournal for Rivertempest. A curse spawned in selfish lust attacks not only the target of Ronald Weasley's sense of justice but the one he desires. Britain descends into the frozen wastes as magic's imbalance grows greater and greater. Harry Potter wallows in guilt for his betrayal. (COMPLETE)

SSHG and utter crack: Hermione Granger writes Santa for the one thing she really wanted: a puppy. Pity she's dyslexic. (Inspired by the animated short "Dear Satan" that was narrated by Sir Patrick Stewart) (complete) [Warnings: Gore]

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

"You'll sort everything. Gods, Hermione, you fought five Death Eaters to a standstill *and* defended and saved Snape."/ "Professor Snape."/ Harry rolled his eyes. "Yes. That." He waved his hand at the bed. "So this? Piece of cake." /Marriage Law /ss/hg HEA...always *grin*

SSHG Ronald uses a spell he finds in the library at Grimmauld Place to give himself what Harry's parents had: true love. Maybe he should have read a little more before trying it out. AU

The feeling in her chest twisted. Tightened. Ronald Weasley didn't want children. SS/HG HEA...Always :) This one's a slow burn.

[HG/SS] AU: Neville's nervous twitch causes a really severe potions explosion that hits his lab partner, Hermione Granger. Her life is drastically changed forever. [Completely Crack]

AU/EWE: Severus Snape had no expectations of peace between himself and the golden boys of Gryffindor. Theirs was a cycle of hatred that went on and on with no end in sight. But one day changes all that, and Severus Snape finds someone he can actually care for, and she turns his life upside down, sideways, and diagonal. [HG/SS] M for Safety (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] AU:Crack, Hermione wasn't supposed to get murdered by a troll. She was supposed to spur on Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and become their friend and thus keep them alive through multiple trials. All of Dumbledore's carefully laid out plans tank as Hermione Granger embraces a new life, thanks to none other than Severus Snape.

They never talked about it. It simply...was. SS/HG HEA...Always :)

[SS/HG] AU/CRACK: Molly Weasley just wanted to give fate a little push because Ronald and Hermione belonged together. Magic did not agree. (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS]When Hermione returns to the Shrieking Shack following Voldemort's demise, Snape's body is gone. Harry stubbornly insists that he's dead and one of his Death Eater mates probably just buried him somewhere, while Ron whines that it's time for her to pay more attention to him since they're going to get married, right? The boys have their own secrets, but Hermione does too. AU

[HG/SS] AU: Lily says some things she probably should have reconsidered before yelling them out. She learns too late that maybe one should be very careful about what one wishes for. You never know when magic might be listening. (Probably crack, this is me, after all.)

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic. Neville created something borderline genius in potions class that changes the very course of history—literally. (COMPLETE)

HG/SS, AU, Crackfic: Utter stupidity breeds the coming of the zombie apocalypse. (COMPLETE)

HG/SS, AU Ronald does something dastardly after the war that does not bring Hermione back to him. (COMPLETE)

AU: HG/SS, Hermione made a choice at the end of the war that neither of her friends approved of. They shunned her for her choices until they needed her help to counter a fertility curse on all those born of Weasley blood. (COMPLETE)

AU, Crackfic: HG/SS: Hermione has come to a crossroads and finds she has a choice to make. M for brief, wince-worthy sentence. (COMPLETE)

AU, HG/SS: Severus Snape stumbles into a new beverage place in Diagon Alley and finds none other than Hermione Granger serving drinks instead of doing-well, something more magical? Now he is driven to find out why the brilliant, upcoming witch had been forced into such a fate. But why does he even care?

A dark Severus. A determined Hermione 7 Chapters - AU SS/HG HEA...Always :) And as ever, Ron-bashing...

HG/SS: AO, Crackfic: Severus was doomed the moment they touched. One touch held all the intimacy he had craved all his life. He was damned from then on. [Complete]

[HG/SS] Hagrid bred some of his 'armless animals together to "help" the Potters defend themselves from the Dark Lord. It does not end has he hoped. EWE, AU, Not Canon, Crack [COMPLETE]

The wizarding world was in for one hell of a shock. SS/HG HEA...Always :)

I didn't plan to be a Dark Lady. SS/HG HEA...Always. Ron Bashing-as ever. Drabble COMPLETE

[HG/SS] AU: Tom Riddle's diary didn't start with Ginny. In fact, it started with Lucius Malfoy. Taking over his mind, Tom found a sacrifice to use in the Chamber of Secrets to "prepare" the Chamber for his resurrection. He really should have read the fine print when remaking spell required the "kiss of the basilisk."

Being a reprint from the private reminiscences of Hermione J. Granger; an over-achiever who will always maintain she was just doing her job. SS/HG

[HG/SS] Hermione was willing to give her life to save Severus Snape at the end of the Wizarding war. She had no idea that magic would take her up on it. AU/EWE/Crack/etc. (COMPLETE) Winner of the Harry Potter Fanfiction Collective's Christmas Cracker Award.

[HG/SS] Severus is bullied on the Hogwarts Express his very first year, and a blast of accidental magic helps him escape his tormentors- but not in the way he expects. [AU/AO/EWE/Not canon in the slightest/probably totally crack too] (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] AU: In a world where Severus got bitten by Lupin in the Shrieking Shack incident, Snape wakes up after a full moon in a place he doesn't recognise only to find out that he's completely starkers and he's apparently in the spare room of one Hermione Granger. What the heck is going on? And why is his face covered in cream cheese frosting? [COMPLETE] Gift for thepurplewombat

[HG/SS] Halloween is coming to Hogwarts, and George has prepped the perfect tricks for the holiday for all the students. When the tricks seem to have gone pear-shaped, the mystery of a series of strange transformations seems to fall in George's lap. But was it really George? If so, why? If not, then who did? AU, EWE, Post-War, Complete and Utter Crack [COMPLETE]

How had it all gone so monumentally wrong in the short space of an otherwise dull Sunday? How? AU SS/HG HEA...Always :)

[HG/SS] In her third year, when Hermione throws herself in front of Harry to protect him from the Dementors something strange happens. She awakens to a legacy she had no idea she even had, and it turns the entire school upside-down— and beyond. Crackfic. AU. EWE. NC. (all that jazz). Rating changed to M for language since some people seem to think teens don't curse.

An unexplainable obsession causes Hermione to risk all that she knows to try and save her formidable Potions Master from his ill-doomed fate. Will her efforts destroy the future of the Wizarding Race? WIP HG/SS w/HG/RW

[HG/SS] (NC/AU) Hermione and Severus become the victims of a vengeful Dark spell that turns them into the perfect agents to end the war that neither of the two main powers knows about. (COMPLETE)

You're never too old for an awkward first kiss. A six-part drabble series for the Granger/Snape community over on LJ.

[HG/SS] AU/EWE: When life on land becomes unbearable, Hermione finds a new life and love in the watery depths beside Shell Cottage. [COMPLETE]

[HG/SS] Snape has always been alone and doesn't expect that to change. Life, however, has other plans. AU/NC/EWE [COMPLETE]

[HG/SS] There was a reason Madam Pince zealously kept the library's restricted section off limits and most definitely closed at night, but everyone assumed it was because she was a witch who preferred books to people. The truth was far, far stranger. AU COMPLETE

[HG/SS]: Bellatrix Lestrange has the ultimate punishment for Mudblood Hermione Granger that will teach her once and for all exactly what she is. Unfortunately, Bella learns that miscalculation is the mother of revenge-or destruction. [M] for safety. Not-Canon. AU. Halloween Story. (COMPLETE)

[HG/SS] Ron and Ginny decide Hermione is monopolising Harry's time during the Triwizard Tournament, so they put their heads together with a little surprise Tom Riddle shared with Ginny back when she had his diary. EWE, NC [COMPLETE]

Summary: [HG/SS] AU/NC Once upon a time, Bellatrix Lestrange created a monstrous beast to do her bidding. However, it doesn't work out quite the way she planned. The beast escapes the hands of one master only to be enslaved by another— one that no one believed would ever do such a thing. (COMPLETE)

Miss Granger, I have something which belongs to you. If you wish to claim it, my home address is 49 Spinner's End, Swinton. 8.30p.m on Tuesday would suit me best. Severus Snape

Miss Hermione Granger embarks on a new chapter in her life, traveling across the Atlantic to meet her fiance. But then everything goes haywire with the arrival of one very dark, ruthless individual. " 'You're a pirate,' she breathed, excitement mingling equally with trepidation." / Regency-ish era AU, non-Hogwarts, piratical SS/HG romance.

Hermione goes back to the Shrieking Shack, determined to bring back Snape's body. When she gets there, there is absolutely no evidence of his death. Suddenly, somebody grabs her from behind. Who is it, and what really happened to Snape?

She lost her faith. He had little to begin with. Now she is facing a chance to live, but without almost everything she was taught to rely on. Magic. A story of healing, love, and two people desperately in need of both. SS/HG. HEA

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

Their love existed through time - always.

She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.

In her sixth year, Dumbledore makes Hermione a key figure in a plan to help Harry defeat Voldemort. (It's difficult to summarize this without spoilers— HG/SS; there's a Time Turner involved but probably not how you expect; the story really gets started in Chapter Three.)

He scratched at the back of his neck. "I mean, you didn't even like *kissing*."/ I didn't like kissing *you*. But the words burned unsaid on her tongue. "It's fine, Ron." Hermione patted the tome in her lap. "And I'll be here with my book. As expected." /Marriage Law/ SS/HG HEA...Always :)

A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA

Kidnapped, Obliviated, and sold into slavery, Hermione is rescued by a remorseful Severus Snape, who now faces the difficult task of establishing her trust and reviving her memory. She's changed, however, and he's in for some shocking surprises. / Beware! *AU—mature themes—prepare for twists!*

Hermione Granger is alone in London, when who should walk by but her former Potions professor, Severus Snape. As they say, it's a Crazy World... This harmless little piece of fluff was written for the 2010 SSHG Exchange. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.

Sometimes it takes a little time before a gift can be fully appreciated.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Hermione finds a certain amount of comfort that her deepest darkest secret is securely hidden in the Arithmantic puzzle encircling her classroom. However, when a certain dark wizard decides to break her code, she must face the fact that the tenuous balance on which she has built her life could come crashing down at any moment.

For years he had watched her, listened to her, and most of all loved her in silence but this Christmas that will change.

PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.

A slightly different take on the marriage law. A view from an outsider's perspective. Poppy Pomfrey's thoughts as students come to the infirmary. Oneshot. SSHG, Post DH, ignoring epilogue. Rated T just to be safe.

Several years after the battle Hermiones dreams take her on a quest to find love. I know this is romantic fluff but I like romantic fluff. I have probably put this in the wrong place but none of this belongs to me, everything HP related belongs to JK Rowling.

Retiring on medical grounds didn't make him feel any less redundant. He just hoped he'd be allowed to slink away unnoticed. Gift for heartmom88.

It was the perfect plan, give Voldemort a false sense of security and then strike. No one planned on falling in love. Starts at the end of Half Blood Prince and ends five years later. Follows Hermione and Severus through the war to present day.

Nineteen years have passed since the Second Wizarding War. Hermione's and Severus's world has drastically changed, but their lives are about to come crashing down again. Epic novel with angst, drama, mystery and, above all, love. First of a series, AU, Post-DH. ***A REVISED version of this story will be made available soon at www (dot) crmediagal (dot) com***

Years after the war and living a new life, Hermione is being followed by a professor thought to be dead. She may be the only way he can be cured...

When Severus Snape meddled with time, he had no idea of the consequences it would have...and neither did Hermione. Rated T.

When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers

Unspeakables Granger and Snape are on the trail of a dangerous killer. But Snape is injured in a wand fight – his memory of the last few years, and his partner, erased. Granger and Snape must rediscover their partnership before another witch is murdered.

Forget the beginning of the Marriage Law- everyone writes about that. What about the End? When the Ministry declares it's no longer needed? When ALL marriages performed during that time are now VOID? In 30 days they can be reinstated, but will anyone?

Hermione and Severus settle into their relationship, but a child at the worst possible time turns their world upside down. With rebel death eaters making vengance attacks left right and centre two broken heroes must rise again to face their destiny.

After Harry finds the Sorcerer's Stone and keeps it from Voldemort, Dumbledore asks Snape to hide the Mirror of Erised so none of the students will be tempted. Snape gets ready to move the mirror, but sees something in that makes him stop.

Hermione is falling apart, and Snape realizes he's the only one who notices. Warning: cutting and eating disorder triggers. Rated for content in later chapters.

A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.

How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.

Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.

A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.

Voldemort has won. Hermione has fled England, attempting to make a new life for herself in Midwestern America. Her life collides with a very familiar character, also trying to heal. Can they help each other? Not DH compliant. HG/SS eventually.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Severus Snape has spent most of his life doing other people's bidding. Just when he thinks his life can be his own he is forced to choose between the magical world he loves or a loveless marriage imposed by a law. Will his life ever be his own to live?

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.