![]() Author has written 7 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, and Shugo Chara!. Hey! what's up? How are you? I'm Great. Thanks for asking! My favorite animes: Inuyasha Naruto Tokyo Mew Mew Karin Saiyuki (Funnier than hell) Vampire Knights Chobits Full Metal Alchemist Full Metal Panic Special A Ouran HIgh School Host Club Shugo Chara Favorite Characters: Sessomaru (Inuyasha) Naruto (Naruto) Hinata (Naruto) Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew) Ikuto (Shugo Chara) Son Goku (Saiyuki) Gojyo (Saiyuki) Favorite Anime Couples: Straight Amu and Ikuto (Shugo Chara) Naruto and Hinata (Naruto) Ichigo and Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew) Haruhi And Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club) Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha) Yuki and Kaname (Vampire Knights) Rin and Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) Favorite Anime Couples: Gay Naruto and Sasuke (Naruto) Axel and Roxes (Kingdom Hearts) (I know, not an anime, but who cares?) Xenmas and Saix (Kingdom Hearts) Sora and Riku (Kingdom Hearts) Misc. Crap: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. You're addicted to anime when:You call your dog Shinji. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!" Your house has an anime room. (Me) You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. (Me) You get an anime tattoo even though you're scared of needles. Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series. (Me) If you use the term "kawaii" for describing everything. You try to convince your girlfriend that "cat ears" and "tail" really looks good on them. (Me) You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speak Japanese... (Me) You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods" You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter. You wear a necklace and fall down every time someone says "sit boy." You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy). Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years. You play an instrument and you nickname it Inuyasha For Valentines Day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your own Japanese name for it. You get mad at your teacher and draw a picture of her as an anime demon cat. You watch Iron Chef constantly to pick up great recipes. You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shape of a dragon to show off at school. You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like an anime character. You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news. You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them. You shave a cresent moon onto your cat's head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat. You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede. To resolve a conflict, you insist on a duel. The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs. You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (special beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye. You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look." You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack. You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive. You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform. You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend. You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!" You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make. The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs. You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours. You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class. You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai. You try to read every book from right to left. You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio... You call your parents Okaa-san and Otou-san. You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals. (Me) You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl. You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic. You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance. You insist on chopsticks for everyday use. Your bookshelf is filled with anime box sets and no books. You stop listening to the radio because English makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language. You call yourself "otaku." All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size. Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go. You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away. Your dreams are animated. You Naru-punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like Keitaro follows Naru. You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls. When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack. You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos. You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese. You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage. You expect to see a sweatdrop over someone's head when they get embarressed. You start to speak with an odd accent. You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off. You know your favorite character's bloodtype. Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime. If any of these fit you, you may be addicted to anime. Don't worry! You're not alone! .:I walk in the rain because I don't care if I get wet:. .:I wear hand-me-downs because there are more important things in life than mobbing malls for new clothes:. .:I'm quiet in school because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say:. .:I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds:. .:I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination:. ~Facts~Of~Life~ Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT! Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time! If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you Mental Health is overrated Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity The road to success is always under construction I'm looking forward to regretting this 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not… I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity! Who laughs last, thinks the slowest I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics Your village called, their idiot is missing I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper? “There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…” Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it'll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it Never say you dont have a a best friend is someone who screams to "What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?" "Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." "Got Ramen?" "Randomness is the base of conversation." "I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." "Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one." "Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me." "Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." "Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" "If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige." Don't pity the girl with one true friend. Envy her. Pity the girl with just a thousand acquaintances. Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there. Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend is eternal. I am a Sane person in an Insane World! People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems Did you know... kissing is healthy. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. This isn't a chain letter, but this story is so touching. Please take time to read. You don't have to, though. :P A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Dont read this: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried that you have read this chant, you will meet ths little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. |