When Kyle's old girlfriend returns to South Park, she develops an unhealthy obsession...or was it always there?

Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.

AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.

Because hot chocolate is never cold comfort, and sometimes Bing Crosby knows what he's talking about. ...If the title of this fic doesn't scare you off, you deserve what you get.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes. Kisses turn into sex. The most pain you felt was when you scraped your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow. This is South Park; growing up isn't going to be any easier than childhood.

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad.

“Such pretty colours...the orange and purple...they look like...they belong together. Like they were made to go together.” KennyxWendy

Sometimes isn't exactly how you'd hope. Set after 'Perfect'. Love isn't always an easy road, especially when you die every now and again. Kenny/OC, Stan/Kyle Style

Other people call their therapists, or make lists of their problems, or drink, or take drugs. Bebe buys shoes.

Kyle doesn't stand a chance...or so he thought.

The kids of South Park High try to live through the most treacherous holiday of them all. Season 14 whut whut

Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.

“Kenny,” he says, and he says it in a way that nobody else says my name. Like I’m a person, not a Sex God, not a Poor Boy, not a Waste of Life. Slash, K Squared.

Sometimes you ignore the things that friends do and say because you love them. But what happens when you just can't overlook them anymore?

The town of South Park will have an interesting situation on its hands when a very special kid attempts to be who she wants to be. Of course, nothing is set in stone except that something must go wrong.

Stan sniffed the petals, and remembered one time seeing someone actually get high off of flowers. "He's high on life," as Kyle had put it. Though, Stan couldn't for the life of him remember who that had been...

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these- 'What might have been.' Kenny knows it's too late to speak up now, and he should have when he had the chance. Now he's stuck here in a prison he built himself, brick by brick, and smile by smile.

Why is Kenny wanted by two different mercenary groups? What could he have that's so special to them? And who is Ryan? And why can't Kenny seem to stay away from him? Debating over making it a romance or not. Rated M now for future...things...

This is what happens on a normal night in South Park at Whistlin' Willies - there are multiple pairings, including KennyxWendy, KylexBebe, and PipxDamien, amongst others...Kenny's POV - final chapter up!

Tonight you expect to end up in the bed of someone that’s twice your age and all too willing to pay for your ‘services’-- not in the bed of your most childlike classmate. Kenny/Butters

When you've dated a person for seven years and have yet to get beyond second base, do the math. Something just doesn't add up... StanKyle, WendyCartman

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.