Dee is an American college student in her early twenties. A self-described Masshole, her hobbies include sleeping, obsessively reading books about dead Russian leaders and hating her job. Essy is a British civil servant in her mid twenties. A self-described nerd, her hobbies involve drinking, obsessively reading books about the Bronte siblings and being late for things. Together, they are responsible for all kinds of alcohol induced fanfic, including Bunkbeds, illustrated Basilisk/Acromantula porn and a Lord of the Rings fic, where the Fellowship of the Ring play dodgeball with an orc's head. Other hijinks perpetrated include playing Peg Potter in an airport, making a runespoor out of balloons and released it into the wilds of their hotel, getting matching 'Property of Azkaban Prison' hoodies and making basilisk sock puppets. They haven't decided what to do next time they meet. It may involve Dark Mark tattoos... They are Dee-and-Essy, writers of crackfic and inventors of the Potions-Position. Send them feedback. They're attention seekers and it pleases them.

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http:///bunkbeds is no more. They authors have a shiny new website at Your Mother Is A Horcrux.