Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Baccano!, Junjō Romantica, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. So, hey peeps. My favorite shows/video games: naruto kingdomhearts avatar And thats pretty much it YAH I AM BORING My favorite characters from: kingdom hearts: 10.Saix 9.Xemnas 8.Xaldin 7.Riku 6. Vexen 5.Xigabr 4.Marluxia ZEXY!! 2.Roxas 1.AXEL!! Naruto: 10.tenten 9.hinata 8.sasuke,gaara 7.neji 6.naruto 5.oroachimaru (no joke) 4.anko 3.shizune 2.kankuro 1.suigetsu avatar ZUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, ...S... Put this ...S... Put this ...B...put this If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, Kankuroadic 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, King-Shadow's-Gothic-Queen, Sonic the Shapeshifter, xAppleSaucex, Sam Brody or Moon Princess,shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, Kankuroadic 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had an urge to throw yourself off of a banister on a stairway, copy this in to your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy this onto your profile. If you ever ran into a sliding glass door because you didn't know it was there, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have beaten over 10 games, copy this into your profile. I ran with scissors, and lived! They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. your profile. Brought to you by the letter H. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Many think if your attire is 'rebellious', you are automatically a satanist; if you are one of the few who is against these accusations, paste this in your profile 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! (If this didn't happen to you add this with it and add your name! Angel-Demon1, ) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. total:17 1/2 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 8 I HATE STERIO TYPES ANYWAYS!! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever accidentally put your homework in your refrigerator, put this on your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Fade FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter You're a 90's kid if: Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she’s upset hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sound. Get her mad at you. Then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she’s sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she’s not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on her forehead. Slow dance with her even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her…tell her The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile! If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile! If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. If you think killing animals is bad ,but your brother and father hunt copy this in your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! XXxxXXxxXXxx I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1, ...S... Put this ...S... Put this ...B...put this If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1 95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, King-Shadow's-Gothic-Queen, Sonic the Shapeshifter, xAppleSaucex, Sam Brody or Moon Princess,shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, Starla the Hedgehog, Angel-Demon1 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had an urge to throw yourself off of a banister on a stairway, copy this in to your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy this onto your profile. If you ever ran into a sliding glass door because you didn't know it was there, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. And here's a list: you know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't known which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have beaten over 10 games, copy this into your profile. I ran with scissors, and lived! They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. your profile. Brought to you by the letter H. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If you think Coke is better than Pepsi, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. 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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU -Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. -Please select from the following options menu: -If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. -If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. -If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. -If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. -If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. -If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. -If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. 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Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Men's Group - la computer 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. Women's Group - le computer 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you' d waited a little longer, you could have got a better model. Who do you think won the gender argument? IT SHOULD BE LE COMPUTER!! Facts 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. -- 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Men's Group - la computer 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. Women's Group - le computer 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you' d waited a little longer, you could have got a better model. Who do you think won the gender argument? IT SHOULD BE LE COMPUTER!! Facts 1. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants. A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. People are able to hold onto hope, since death is that which cannot be seen O_O I can't protect you without holding this sword, But I can't embrace you while holding this sword O_= Love, what a silly concept. O_X I told you so has a brother, it's shut the hell up. O_o Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. X_X A woman's whole life is a history of affections o_O Hell is other people :D Somebody has to play the bad parts in this world ;U Believe in those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it C: When childhood dies, it's corpses are called... O-O-O-O Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you! But sadly, The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and my dagger's stained red. O-o-o-O Things a girl needs to know: 1.) How to make food that kicks butt 2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet. 3.) We can do anythign that boys can do, but we take it and make it better than before 4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about. 5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat! 6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to met your maker! 7.) Girls are way better ninja's than boys 8.) We don't need men to protect us, we can kick butt already! Post this and add on to this, and pass it on to your Friends! How to Tell if You're a Writer O-O-O-O-O THINGS TO PONDER: 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 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