Mudblood and proud of it. The last enemy to be destroyed is death. Rumbleroar!

I am a proud member of the CBB -- Can't Be Bothered -- club. The other member is Tabithatibi on here (we made it together!).Other members include:CB1, and Hermione(lol Tabs) Want to join? ask, you'll be added to the list, just remember to put it on your profile.

..Anyway..

..About me:I am Klaus Baudelaire...nah I'm called Harry, Harry Potter. The boy who lived.

Not really! of course I'm a girl and my name is Katrina and I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, ASOUE, and STUFF. I would say that CB1 is my friend on Fanfiction :') also Tabithatibi. I'm a fan of MissVioletBaudelaire14 's stories she's awesome and her sister MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE. And CB1. I also have FictionPress so search for TheQuagmireOrphan

fave things:I like stuff...y'know...things

fave music:I like songs by Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, and Imagination Movers ;). And load of other random singer and bands, I cannot write them all down.

fave TV shows:Top Gear, Imagination Movers, Dragons den, Live at the Apollo, Mock the week, Whose line is it anyway?, Have I got news for you?, Come Dine With Me, Doctor Who, QI, BlackAdder, horrible histories, Russell Howards good news, Fast and Loose, Grand Designs, Location Location, Relocation Relocation Relocation, Vacation Vacation Vacation, The Next Food Network Star, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, The Hotel e.c.t

fave movies: Loads. Harry Potter film series :D ASOUE also

fave pairings:

Klaus/Isadora

Violet/Duncan/Quigley -Not always in a triangle

Duncan/OC

Fiona/Toilet-I had to put that in there lol

Fiona/Fiona-well she loves herself so don't complain at me complain at her

Rich/Nina

Duncan/Annette

Klaus/me lol

Carmelita/Duncan

Klaus/OC

Beatrice/Lemony

Olaf/Kit

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Cho

Ron/Hermione

Scorpius/Rose

Lupin/Tonks

Tom Riddle Jr./OC

Ginny/Oliver

Neville/Luna is okay, not much of a supporter, but it's fine with me.

least fave things: stuff that I do not like!!

Music: Pretty much most of todays music...it's awful.

TV shows: Soaps(as in soap operas), Glee e.t.c

Movies: TWILIGHT(goes and kills twilight) Where the Wild Things Are, and others.

Books: TWILIGHT(Goes and kills twilight again) and others.

pairings:

Klaus/Fiona

Violet/Klaus

Olaf/Violet

Sunny/Klaus

Sunny/incredibly deadly viper

Quigley/Klaus/Duncan

Isadora/Violet

Violet/Sunny

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Voldemort

Ron/Harry

Ron/Lavender

Oliver/Katie

a Weasley/a Weasley

I hate incest and stuff like that

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Simple facts:-put this on you profile if you wanna

My name is: Katrina

I live in: The Scottish Borders

I'm from: England!!

My age is: Not telling anyone, not even Draco Malfoy. He'd tell his father.

Favourite Orphan: Klaus

Favourite Subject: I don't have one

Least favourite Subject:P.E

Favourite food: Fizzing Whizzbees

Fanfiction friends: CB1, Tabithatibi, MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE...

Anymore facts:No I'll think some up though.

Follow me on Twitter, yes that's right! I'm PinkKitty10 http://twitter.com/PinkKitty10-if this link doesn't work copy and paste it in

I also do Harry Potter RP!-

Hermione https://twitter.com/#!/AmazingMione

Harry https://twitter.com/#!/JustHarryJP

OC Ebony https://twitter.com/#!/SecretEbony_W

Luna https://twitter.com/#!/LLovegood8

Also a support/fact one: https://twitter.com/#!/HP_RTs

Famous people talked to on twitter:

Wendy Calio(she's from Imagination Movers)-(She's also following me)

Liam Aiken(Yes the REAL Liam Aiken)

Emily Browning(I think it was her, I hope it was, she knew what ASOUE is, and she was nice!)

Ed Byrne(Comedian, two thanks from him)

Will Dunn (he played James Sirius Potter, it wasn't much of a convo but it still counts)

Random Questions that have Nothing To Do With Anything (Feel free to put these on your profile):from CB1's profile
How old are you?
Why should I tell you?
Do you live in a house or flat?
House
Do you have any pets?
Two cats, a rabbit and a dog
Are you aged 10-20?
Yes
Are you aged 5-10?
Yes, I am 6.
Are you aged 10-15?
Yes
Are you aged-
Excuse me! lets move on from these questions!
Would you rather be intelligent or beautiful?
That's a tough one...I'm both but...Intelligent. ;)
Would you rather be loved by all and never love back, or love and never be loved back?
Um...I don't know..love and never be loved back..cause sometimes it can be true...eh.
Would you rather give orders than take them?
Of course!who wouldn't!?

Can you whistle?
Sort of, I whistle inwards I can't really do it outwards
Can you whistle with crackers in your mouth?
I don't know, most probably not anyway I don't like crackers
What's your favourite food?
Um. I don't know some many good foods in the world!how can you make me choose?
At what age did you start liking ASOUE?
I spy with my little eye an age question! I can't tell you that but I liked it ages ago forgot about it DREAMT about it and loved it!

Do you still like Coraline?(ASOUE)
I haven''t seen it/read it though I want to...but this IS from CB1's profile so I'll just change Coraline to ASOUE, and yes! you idiot!
Do you have any siblings?
Yes, three, two are on here.
When did you join FanFiction?
Umm...Hang on..if Fanfiction.net is correct then I joined on 19.08.09 oh! wow ok then...
Are you sporty?
No, unless your counting Quidditch.
Where was your favourite holiday?
Do I HAVE a favourite holiday? hm..if I do it was somewhere
Have you even been on holiday?
Are you debating if I have even been on holiday? Well I have and I have never been abroad. Sadly.

Have you ever been in a police car?
No. Wait, yes, I believe I did when I went on this tour thingy ages ago.

What's your favourite colour?
Pink(+yellow)
Have you ever spat in someone's drink?
Nope, I'd rather Crucio them.
Are you sad?
No. Why would you say that!?
What's the worst illness you've ever had?
Dunno. When you're sick a lot?
Have you ever bit someone?
Yes. Mwa ha ha ha! I was YOUNG.
What's your favourite girl's name?
Charlie

What's your favourite boy's name?
Um...Charlie or Frank.

Are you fat?
What sort of a question is that!? and for your information I am not.
Do you like cheese?
Yes, why yes I do.

Are you a vegetarian?
Nope, I like bacon, don't get rid of my bacon!
Are you a loner?
I starting to think you're quite a mean quiz master. I have friends...a few that is.
Are you at High School?
Yes. Well boarding school. I go to Hogwarts as a matter of fact.
Do you like reading other books aside from ASOUE?
Yes! d'you think I'm some obsessed crazy maniac who only reads ASOUE?
What other languages do you speak?
French and Spanish, I learn them at my muggle school.
What are you scared of?
The dark, insects, scary things that aren't real. I JUST TYPED THAT WITHOUT LOOKING WOOP...ahem..
Have you ever roasted a marshmallow properly?
I think maybe over a candle...?but that wouldn't count
Have you ever set something on fire with a magnifying glass?
Nope, there are spells for that kind of thing.
What do you want to be when you're an adult?
I don't know. A Quidditch player? Ministry Worker? but what section I do not know.
What is your ideal pet?
A kitty! ..I have one though.

GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal): Pink Cat

AMERICAN STATE NAME: (First letter of name and state that fits): Kansas

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Barkaring

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Yellow Lemonade

UK PLACE NAME:(First letter of name and place that fits) Kent? lmao

COUNT NAME: (Count and your name) Count Katrina

Fun things to do on a lift!:

1.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

2.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

3.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

4.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

an big grin and them anounce 'I've got new socks on today!'

6. Mew occasionally.

7.Wear a puppet/sock puppet on your hand and make it talk to other people, cover your mouth badly so you can see you're talking

8. Say 'ding!' at each floor

9.When your going down floors say 'We're sinking!' and run around in circles

10.If someone has shopping bags peer inside and say to them 'Is that for me?'

11.When other people back away from you rub your hand on them, go back to the other corner and say 'Eww germs!It's a disease' and rub the "Germs"on the wall

12.Make other people hats and put them on their head

13.Scream for no reason and when someone says "Would you plaese be queit?" go "Ok" and whisper/scream

14.Quack in peoples faces

15.Wrap up rubbish gifts like toilet roll, a twoel, paper, a tooth brush and a pebble in birthday paper and say 'I got you christmas gifts!' and hand them out

16.Dress up in a Halloween costume, stand by the door and say 'Trick or Treat!' as someone comes in, and when they go out give them party gift bags and say 'Thanks for coming!see you soon!'

17. Hum a tune really annoingly

18. Press all the buttons

19. make a line down the middle go on one side and state "This is my side"

20. stand motionless and say in a idstant voice "It's the voices"

21. like 20. run around in circles saying " It's the voices noooo! tell them to go ahhh help!"

22. 'cry' when people leave

23. if your alone hum a tune keep going until someone comes in then say "Hieeeeeee" and keep humming

24. make everyone hold hands and close eyes and try to call argos to order something.

25. keep saying "CHOCOLATE MOOOOOSSSE!!" for no reason what so ever.

26.bring some toilet roll and when someone tries to get in close the door and say you'll be out in a min

(word of the day: fish!)

FACT OF THE YEAR THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE: Did you know that all the first letters of the month have Jason and Mam in?see:J F M A M J J A S O N D

WEEK FACT:The week 'initials' MTWTFSS have WTF in MTWTFSS also I realised now that it has MTW, which could stand for Mock The Week! I found this out ages ago, before everyone else and the FB likes.

STORY NEWS(MUST READ):I just gonna tell you what stories are not being updated yet, which ones are, and maybe some new ones.

Ones which I will update when the time comes:

Mr. Poes Adventure

The Klaus and Mr. Poe Show-Oh no!I forgot about this! try and update soon

ASOUE Awards-Need more votes! until I get more, I will update.

The Fearful Farm

If they Never Met-deleting maybe, or updating maybe. Or left alone until I'm very bored.

Their New Adventure-This isn't going to be updated until I finished with a lot of stories.

Meeting MTW

Completed:

A Suite Song

Valentines, Flowers, and Dreams

Sock Puppet

Baudelaires:A Poem about you, for the world

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

The Party

The Plague

Steve

Thinking about writing/actually writing:

Sequel to Suite Song-A Suite Summer- I had written about three chapters, but they went missing so, not sure about writing.

A Unfortunate..ly hilarious Trip To The Zoo-still thinking about that title...will it be that hilarious anyway?

IT-The Kladora Fic, been meaning to write this for ages! when I get round to finishing then I shall write it up.

Potter II: Blood Uprising-Next Gen fic, still thinking about title. Maybe if it's any good I'll write more, like a series.

Answer to my Riddle-Tom Riddle/OC fic

WHAT IS MY HOUSE AND WAND IN HARRY POTTER?:

I'd be in Gryffindor or Hufflepuff(I actually just wrote Slytherin instead...what was I thinking?)I always get them on quizzes, only a few times I've had Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

The very first quiz I took(which used to be on the Harry Potter site AGES ago, when I was little)I got Gryffindor! as for wand I'd get a Holly one because of my birthday it says on here: http:///harry-potter/articles/wand-basics-101.html

I also did a quiz which said I got Phoenix Feather as the core...it was only a random quiz but it would be pretty cool, because then I'd have the same wand as Harry!

So what house and what wand are you?

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Mr. Poe is awesome and deserves cake-that was taken from my story Mr. Poes adventure, The 'Poester' made me write it

hello people, meet tiddles my fanfiction.net pet(yes, i know i know,...I made that up, but please if you wish make one of your own too)

Tiddles is very special because he gives out things to people who review and right now he is eating with Mindlejib Tabithatibis pet, could someone please make a friend for tiddles and he will bring you gifts:)

and remember

when life gives you lemons make grapejuice

then sit back, relax and let the world wonder how you did it!

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K.Baudelaire :)