Author has written 4 stories for Game of Thrones, and RWBY. Current Story: RWBY/Bloodborne - Bloody Arc: This is my first story, and I'm glad I started this journey. As to why I made this story, well I'm a huge fan of these two universes. After seeing other stories where these two ideas mesh so well, I decided to throw in my two cents. This will get dark. I've always felt that Remnant should be darker than presented in RWBY. The music supports my opinion; of a veneer upbeat and cheerful to disguise what lies beneath. Seriously, just look at some of the lyrics. Thankfully, that is being addressed with a darker tone, and I love it. As the Volume 4 intro sings, "It used to feel like a fairy tale." The original draft was that the Doll plain comes out as Oedon, blessing Jaune as her champion, and why not? If the original Gamer had that Gaia theory, why not this? But I felt that was against the grain as far as Bloodborne was concerned. The game is about searching for clues and hints in your surroundings and drawing your own conclusions, and I wanted my customized Jaune and the others to experience that. Just a quick announcement. For those who read, followed, and/or favorited this story when it was labeled as a crossover, this is counted as a different URL as the old one was accidentally deleted. I apologize for any possible confusion. I will also write one-shots in the future of RWBY characters playing Bloodborne. Perhaps they'll be in the Bloody Arc-verse, perhaps not. Either way, I'll label it properly. Upcoming Project(s): Project Toymaker: RWBY with an additional element. Another story with Jaune encountering darkness before Beacon. It's a bit of a cliché trope, true, but the specifics will not. As of 11/17, this will be a short story and no where near the epic length of what Bloody Arc will have. RANDOM: Be warned, there's a lot of stuff here that I've picked up over several years of reading stories and profiles. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI 1. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. 2. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. 4. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. 5. Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree. 6. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole." 7. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. 8. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. 9. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. 10. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. 11. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. 12. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. 13. Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! 14. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. 15. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together 16. The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions. 17. Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter. 18. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. 19. Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement. 20. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. 21. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz 22. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 23. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch 24. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 25. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. 26. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 27. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. 28. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson 29. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson 30. What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. 31. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. 32. Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them. -- Pam Davis, House M.D., It's A Wonderful Lie, 2008 33. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. 34. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. 35. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. 36. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. 37. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 38. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. 40. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. - Robin Williams 41. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. 42. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. 43. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. 44. I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! 45. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. 46. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 47. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown 48. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin 49. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein 50. He who laughs last didn't get it. 51. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. - Stephen Fry 52. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. 53. Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith... 54. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 55. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. 56. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen 57. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. 58. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen 59. Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen 60. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen 61. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen 62. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. - Woody Allen 63. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen 64. I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. - Woody Allen 65. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen 66. I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. - Woody Allen 67. I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night. - Woody Allen 68. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen 69. I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen 70. Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. - George Burns 71. A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns 72. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman— or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns 73. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns 74. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx 75. Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. - G. K. Chesterton 76. It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you 77. Don't be so humble - you are not that great. -- Golda Meir 78. When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. 79. Work is the curse of the drinking class. 80. I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving. 81. There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools. 82. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. 83. It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. 84. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. 85. I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. 86. I worship the ground that awaits you. 87. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. 88. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. 89. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton 90. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. 91. I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant. 92. We are the people our parents warned us about. 93. Attention to health is life greatest hindrance. - Plato 94. Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible. 95. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, i'll never be as good as a wall. - Mitch Hedberg 96. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright 97. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them! - Optemist 98. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. - Anonymous 99. The latest new dance craze is called, The Politician. It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep. - Government 100. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Anonymous 101. Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" 102. Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather 103. If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi 104. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled 105. Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage. - Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum, Unshelved, 09-14-08 106. If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan 107. If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost £100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine 108. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson 109. A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" 110. A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" 111. A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" 112. A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! 113. "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." 114. "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." 115. "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." 116. The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." 117. "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." 118. Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone. 119. "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " 120. "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. " 121. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. 122. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. 123. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much. 124. A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) 125. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough. 126. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. - Unknown 127. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason 128. We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. 129. There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. -- L. M. Boyd 130. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli 131. Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office. -- Adrienne E. Gusoff 132. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. 133. They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse. 134. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. 135. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. 136. There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income. As any male can attest to, women are, most simply, time and money: Women = time x money (We know that time is money so, ) Women = money x money Women = money squared (We also know that money is the root of all evil,) Money = square root of evil Money squared = evil (And if women = money squared) ERGO, Women = evil Credited to Simon Singh The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No," and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say, "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet, civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large, red button labeled, "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such. 10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. 11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. 12. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of a cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. 14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. 15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. 16. I will never utter the sentence, "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." 17. When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice. 18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. 19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. 20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. 21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset. 22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. 23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. 24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line, "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) 25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. 26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. 27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. 28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. 29. I will dress in bright and cheery colours, and so throw my enemies into confusion. 30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. 31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. 32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harbouring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. 41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. 42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, naked mole rat, or whatever sickeningly-cute, little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. 43. I will maintain a healthy amount of scepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. 44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. 45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say, "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling. 46. If an adviser says to me, "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the adviser. 47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature. 48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge. 49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artefact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper. 50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks. 51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position. 52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. 53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says, "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say, "Oh well," and kill her. 54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. 55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However, before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. 56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. 57. Before employing any captured artefacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual. 58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner. 59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. 60. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords. 61. If my advisers ask, "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. 62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a fire fight. 63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals. 64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage. 65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment Room. 66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system. 67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency. 68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. 69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild. 70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner. 71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no. 72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable super-weapon on them. 73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win. 74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk. 75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time. 76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.) 77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer. 78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror, "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be, "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical." 79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins. 80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. 81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. 82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. 83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him. 84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex. 85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the twelve Stones of Power on the sacred altar, then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of, "Push the button." 86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded. 87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them. 88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again. 89. After I capture the hero's super-weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. 90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door. 91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important. 92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.) 93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first. 94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value. 95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look. 96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa. 97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled. 98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. 99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size. 100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. The only two things you need in life are duct tape and WD-40: If it moves and it's not supposed to... Use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it IS supposed to... Use the WD-40. Anyone who agrees, copy and paste this on your profile. Down, down, down, at the very center of the Earth's core, is not, as some people hate to think, a realm inhabited by the Earth's foulest beings, demons, fiends and fallen angels and their prisoners, the sinners of Earth. And this realm that doesn't exist in the center of the Earth isn't ruled by the being of all evil, Lucifer. It is not a realm of eternal suffering and torture. And what exists in the center of the earth certainly isn't called "Hell" or "Hades," except by mistaken humans. No, what is in the center of the Earth's core is merely about 1,220 km of iron-nickel ore. That isn't to say that such a place doesn't exist, albeit with a few mistaken prejudices. Like that sinners are eternally tortured in the realm. Yes, the demons and fiends that exist in this realm do attempt to torture the evil souls that are trapped there eternally, but they find that kind of hard to do, given that souls no longer have nerve endings with which to feel pain. Not that this dissuades them from trying, of course. If there is one good quality that all demons share, it is that they are mind-numbingly persistent. If you could persuade a demon to try to beat a rock at a blinking contest, the rock would blink first. Demons are notorious for being one of the most stubborn beings in all of the multiverse. There is a place named "Hell." However, unlike most of the alternate realms in existence, it isn't a physical realm. You can't just travel there by "normal" means. It can't be reached by mere magic. No human can travel there alive without some very powerful magic 'protecting' them. It is a realm separated off from the rest of the universe. The only other realm that shares this quality with Hell is it's exact opposite, Heaven. The reason for this is the same reason that humans have such things as "free will," and can decipher "good" from "evil." Hell is as distant to you and the rest of humanity as the farthest black hole in existence and as far close to you as your shadow. Hell is all in your imagination, like "good" and "evil". It is all in your head. Metaphorically, at least. Hell exists on a plane of existence that it shares with Heaven that is intimately linked the human psyche. Hell exists because we think it does, and that it should. Hell exists because, one day, eons ago, the first man-ape decided that it didn't like things like slutty woman-apes that grunted that they were your life partner and other man-apes that stole your fire and was afraid of the sabertooths and other prehistoric beasts. And, because this one man-ape decided that there was a level of right and wrong in the world, Hell was created. The only way for things like "justice," "righteousness" and "good" to exist is there to be things like "injustice," "falsehood" and "evil." If it weren't for the lines that humans draw that define "good" and "evil," anything thing could be consider right or wrong. Things like donating to charity could be considered "evil", preventing self-improvement, and rape and murder could be considered "good". What is holy can only be holy if you decide that something else is unholy. It doesn't matter if someone else believes that their god is real, because, the moment you decide that your god is the real god, their god is suddenly a false god, making them heathens under a false religion. People have to be painfully narrow minded and prejudiced to make the assumption that what they believe in is what is the truth. A good part of religion is based upon the arrogance, selfishness, and self-righteousness that comes from believing that you are the one with the answers. Heaven and Hell can only exist because people make the mistake in thinking that there is such things as "good" and "evil," and fail to recognize that neither ultimately matter, when you come down to it. Nothing exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone dies. But, humans go thinking that there is something fundamentally wrong with existence, that there is a level of wrong in it. Still, given just how crappy life can be, it's understandable that they would go about thinking that. It's just a shame that some people, long ago, decided that, in a world with wrong in it, that those that die and were part of that wrong, should be punished for their part in it. Life sucks enough without making people suffer more after their lives are over instead of fading into sweet oblivion. People don't go to Hell because they are made to go; they go because that's where they and others think that they should go. People make their own hell. They shape it with their own minds, on what is the most terrible fate that could happen to them, they build up their own prison and torture. That's why these realms exist in the minds of man. You can only suffer eternal boredom from demons trying to ineffectually torture you for all eternity if you allow yourself to think that is what should happened after you die. In fact, because both Heaven and Hell exist in the minds of man, they are not uniform realms, like most other dimensions. There isn't just one heaven or hell, there's billions upon trillions of them. Each one is as real and as true as the last, and, unlike positive and negative subatomic particles, they attract one another. Heaven and Hell, as a whole, is simply the culmination of a near infinite amount of lesser, smaller heaven and hells. Not that Heaven and Hell would admit this. No one, not even in the most bizarre and twisted of realities, is willing to admit that their dimension is imperfect in the way that it isn't as uniform and traditional as people think it should be, because that would require nuance and and open mind, all too lacking. Of course, when both dimensions were originally born, they were not as they are today. There was no giant, all-knowing, all-seeing, omnibenevolent being in heaven, and beautifully winged human-like emissaries certainly weren't his servants. There wasn't a horned, spade-tailed, goat-legged being of supreme evil in hell either. Those shapes and ideas came later on, and were worked into the shape of heaven and hell. Before either of these came into existence, heaven and hell were more vague and foggy, like tarnished glass. They had no one regular, symbolic shape. Heaven wasn't attributed to light as much as Hell wasn't attributed to darkness. It took religion to shape heaven and hell into their now traditional shapes, whatever each human thinks that is… Re: Why Bad Guys Will Always Get the Babes May 27, 2008 by civilservant Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow from the “Curse of the Black Pearl”. “The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what he can’t.” Saavy? While I was down with bronchitis, I was on a lot of drugs so I had time to ponder deeply on the great unanswered question of our time: why are women attracted to bad guys? To be honest, this kind of question is never asked by women–we know why the baddies are so attractive. It is almost always a fanboy who posts a whiney inquiry to the effect that “I’m swell, but can’t get a date because the chicks dig the bad boys. Whyizzat?” An honest answer–”chicks avoid you because you’re an obnoxious, complaining loser”–is never appreciated so in hopes that men everywhere may be enlightened, I present the following list of reasons of why women love villains. 1.) Villains have a personality. The charismatic baddie who does wicked deeds yet leaves ladies swooning in his wake is almost always a larger-than-life character with a strong sense of self. Compared to him, our white-hatted hero is bland, bland, bland. Villains don’t spend time trying to find themselves. They know who they are–evil. That kind of self-confidence is more of an aphrodiasiac than power and money. Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” . “Cancel the kitchen scraps for the lepers and the orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.” 2.) Villains have high aspirations and pursue them. True, those aspirations usually involve ultimate power and world domination, but it beats eating cold pizza and watching football on the telly, night after night. Villains know what they want out of life–everything–and they pursue those dreams with vigor. Jason Isaacs as Col. Tavington in “The Patriot.” “You know, it’s ugly business doing one’s duty… but just occasionally it’s a real pleasure.” 3.) Villains don’t let impossible odds stop them from obtaining their goals.Bad guys don’t whine about the fact that their brother got the crown instead of them and they don’t sing songs about impossible dreams. They plot, suborn, and wade through rivers of blood until they’ve won the throne for themselves. The odds, as every villain knows, are always possible–if you make enough of an effort. Christopher Lee as Dracula demonstrating the crucial vampire skills of a) always dressing up smartly for those noctural feedings and b) never dropping your woman while she’s swooning. 4.) Villains let their feelings for their women be known. Black-caped, mustachio-twirling bad guys get places with the babes because they’re not afraid to risk rejection. Vampires take a chance every time they show up at some nubile female’s bedroom window. Is she going to invite him in or is she going to stake him? If you want the breaks, you gotta risk the stakes. [Upon seeing Bugs Bunny dressed as female Tasmanian devil] “Tasmanian SHE-Devil. “[Wolf whistle.] [Aside to the audience: “Rrrrowr.”–”Devil May Hare” 5.) Villains make their women feel special. Sure, Snidely Whiplash can–and probably has–tied plenty of maidens to the railroad tracks in his time, but it’s Pretty Nell he wants now and no one else will do. The object of a villain’s affection is never interchangeable with other women. Villains always treat their heroines as if they are one of a kind–which they are. Geoffrey Rush as Casanova Frankenstein from “Mystery Men”. “I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the world”. 6.) Villains want to share their good fortune with the women in their lives.Be it treasure, power, or virtual immortality, villains know that good things in life are meant to be shared and who better to share those good things with than that special woman? Fear of commitment is not part of a villain’s psychological makeup. Sure, your average bloody-handed tyrant might go mad and see ghosts, but no tyrant has ever told his queen that he needs to break up with her because he needs his space. So, lads, there it is, your very own six-step plan to world domination and a harem of your own. Oh, and buy some black clothes. It can’t hurt. The Laws of Anime #1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity #2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation #3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics #4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion #5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion #6. Law of Temporal Variability #7. First Law of Temporal Mortality #8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality #9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis #10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity #11. Law of Inherent Combustability #12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission #13. Law of Energetic Emission #14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude #15. Law of Inexhaustability #16. Law of Inverse Accuracy #17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability #18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity #19. Law of Demonic Consistency #20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability #21. Law of Tactical Unreliability #22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability #23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality #24. Law of Americanthropomorphism #25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality #26. Law of Feline Mutation #27. Law of Conservation of Firepower #28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence #29. Law of Melee Luminescence #30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism #31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability #32. Law of Follicular Permanence #33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics #34. Law of Probable Attire #35. Law of Musical Omnipotence #36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination #37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance #38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission #39. Law of Inverse Attraction #40. Law of Nasal Sanguination #41. Law of Xylolaceration #42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence #43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia #44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation #45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis #46. Law of Flimsy Incognition #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!! Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We dohave air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.) Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you. There is darkness. There is evil. There is chaos. They are not now, nor have they ever, truly been the same thing. 1) Being gay is not natural. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. "I do not cheat! I creatively exaggerate the rules for my own benefit when it suits my needs at the moment that the creative exaggerating of the rules for my own benefit occurs," |
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