Hey!

After 7ish year hiatus, I've been writing again!

I have no current plans to update any of the 2009-2012 fics, and frankly you shouldn't read them because they're terrible (but I'm still leaving them up here for posterity). The ones I can read without wanting to claw my eyes out are: Romantic Love, Edward Cullen is a Zebrafish, Reeve's Epic Quest, 7 Days, Liar, and FF7's Most Famous Death Scene. That's not to say those are good; they're just less horrible than my other fic-- in the land of the compost, the partially-decomposed turnip is king.

For all FF7 fics, please assume that only the original game is taken as canon unless stated otherwise.

I used to be on the GA (Genesis Awards) under a different pseudonym. I posted embarrassing stuff and ended up ghosting on everyone because I got too mortified.

Update Dec. 2018:

Ahhh, nothing like the pain of people reading your dreadful decade-old Mortal Engines fanfic because the new film came out. (I'm not watching it; they made Hester pretty.). Seriously, if you're over here for that, you'll have a much happier time if instead you go and read the original books or Fever Crumb again. :)

Update Oct. 2019:

If you're looking for the Elena drunk-typing romcom thing, it's on Ao3. Feel free to private-message me if you can't remember what it's called and want to reread.