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Joined 10-01-09, id: 2102023, Profile Updated: 01-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Bully, Office, and Sherlock.

I get obsessed with things.

I write about said things.

I usually do OCs.

I hope you like my stories.

I am very slow at updating, either because I've lost interest, writing and rewriting the next chapter a million times, or I'm back on my Sims addiction. It happens.

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The Suggestion Box by INMH reviews
A teacher sets up a suggestion box in the boys' dorm. That goes about as well as you'd expect.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Jimmy H., Constantinos B., Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
The Bitter Forces of Fate by ClownQween'69 reviews
Jenna's been thrown into a world she could have never prepared for. Forced to live in the dark dwells of chaos and pain, disarray overwhelms her every second when she realizes she cannot abandon her terribly deep interest in her captor, Bane. And what's worse? He cannot restrain his interest in her... Bane/OC *SPOILERS* (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 309,820 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Bane
Violets Are Blue by BenzieBox reviews
Metty, a student in college, has been working for Dr. Banner as his lab assistant. Both are unsure of their relationship with the other until her abduction brings everything into perspective for him. Starts out pretty fluffy but hoping to get into some action-y scenes. Mostly Banner/OC but the other Avengers will make their way into the story as well.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,002 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Huckleberry by Liza MMX reviews
Cecelia Grimes has lost a lot in her years, hell, who hasn't? Then, the zombie apocalypse hits, sending her into an emotional downward spiral. Is what she once had with an ex still there, or will she find love else where? Can she keep her sanity, all while being strong for her godson? (First 2 chapters revised!)
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Daryl D., Shane W.
Blutbad Love Fever by Alex Took reviews
When Monroe and Rosalee meet up at the shop one afternoon, both Wesen struggle to keep their feelings for each other a secret. But when Monroe accidentally ingests an aphrodisiac that makes him behave like a drunken blutbad, he expresses the way he feels... in more than just words.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Monroe, Rosalee C.
Riddle Me That by bittersweetties reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle. The Dark Lord. Voldemort. I had spent my entire life fearing him, and somehow, through some freak accident involving the room of requirement, he ended up my Potions partner. TomOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC
After the Storm by Manny Maarie reviews
Clara meets Bruce, a man who turns out to be the most difficult client she has ever encountered. An unlikely friendship sprouts between the two, but things get bumpy when identities are revealed and life teaches them a lesson: everyone has secrets. Bruce/OC and Tony/Pepper set after the movie The Avengers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,202 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fourteen Moments on February Fourteenth by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When the human's away, the Grimm and the Blutbad will play... in a not devious sort of way, naturally. Non-slash. Valentines fic.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
The Librarian and the Bookseller by Ophelia Salt reviews
"Are you honestly attempting to whore yourself out for Hemingway?" A young woman enters Black Books intent on acquiring a valuable book, but Bernard has decided it's not for sale until the woman makes him an offer he can't refuse...
Black Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bernard B. - Complete
Surrender by Total-Khufu reviews
Gary spirals out of control, and he begins to lose the one true friend he's had since he was very young. As Gary pushes her away, Ella leans towards her brother, Ricky, and his best friend, Johnny Vincent for support.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Gary S.
Home Economics by iheartjackie reviews
Chocolate can solve any problem.
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Peter K., Jimmy H. - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by Buddy Kenneth reviews
With the Golden Trio focused on finding Voldemort's horcruxes, Morgan Caldwell is entrusted to go back in time to find something the Dark Lord hid during his 6th year at Hogwarts. She was prepared for trouble, but not a charming Tom Riddle. SEE PROFILE FOR NEWS CONCERNING UPDATES!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,969 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Peculiar Groove by Espanglish reviews
A new student arrives at Bullworth Academy and befriends the most unlikeliest of people: Gary and Petey. A story about how a girl struggles with her problems, her feelings and herself. Post-Game
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,507 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Gary S., Peter K.
Love and Marriage by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Stars by Misplaced Levity reviews
That was the day the Joker first saw her, sprinting through the streets with stars on her legs and chaos in her hair. AU-ish.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Joker, OC
A Different Path by SapphireOwl1993 reviews
Are some people born evil, or do extreme circumstances in their lives make them that way? Maybe Tom could have been saved, could have taken another path, if he only would have had listened to her.... Inspired by Green Day's "Whatsername". Tom/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Electric by if.i.dared.you reviews
People think Gary's just a psychopath with ADD - but what tortured secrets lie beneath the exterior facade?
Bully - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Gary S.
Sonnet Y2J by suspect tomatoes reviews
Present for TJ Sparkles. It's a good thing Chris already spoke in iambic pentameter. Jericho/OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Chris Jericho - Complete
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Painted Lips, Dirty Knees reviews
A small idea I'm trying out. After Sherlock's 'death', and pre Mary, a lonely John Watson befriends a prostitute. She just might be what he needs to cope. Kind of John/OC, but not super mushy and relationshippy, later Mary/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., OC, Mary M.
Shouting At The Stars reviews
Gary/OC. Gary is back at Bullworth, and obviously, has lost all his friends. Evelyn also has no friends. What else are two outcasts supposed to do besides befriend each other?
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Gary S., OC
Bears, Beets, Baby reviews
This is my take on the birthday of Dwight and Angela's baby if they had gone through with the contract. Just a cute little one shot; might make a couple more chapters later. Slight Dwight/Angela
Office - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Dwight S., Angela M. - Complete