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Author has written 30 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Monster Hunter, Digimon, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Warriors, and Spyro the Dragon. Well this is the place where I tell you about myself. I like stories that are funny, tragic, and some romance. I've have friends whose parents are doctors and I study medical science and I use all this in my stories. I have written fiction for publishing that I haven't submitted but I have written a full novel. My favorite shows are Penguins Of Madagascar, Spongebob, Chowder, Doctor Who, Mythbusters, and Star Wars: Clone Wars (I don't care what you think). I'm Male. I'm 13 years old. I live in South Carolina. My favorite penguin is Skipper as you may be able to tell. I keep all my stories up to date so check them out each day and thanks for all the kind and nice reviews I've been getting. I look forward to reading them each day. Also look me up on FictionPress. I'm also sharing an account with Ponytail30527. Look up PATP. FAVORITE MOVIES:Madagascar 1&2, 9, Gremlins 1&2, Tremors 1-4, Star Wars 1-6, Dark Night Of The Scarecrow, Ghostbusters (I'm 80s guy I guess), Hocus Pocus, The abominable Dr. Phibes, Dr. Phibes Rises again, Big Trouble In Little China, The Thing, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Eight legged Freaks, Scrooged, Mixed Nuts, The Mist, and too many more to name. FAVORITE BOOKS:Harry Potter 1-7, anything by Michael Crichton, Airborn and Skybreaker, The Silverwing series, Darkwing, Lord Of The Rings, The Hellbound Heart, Watership down, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I Wonder If We Can Smoke In Hell, anything by Stephen King. FAVORITE SONGS:Land Of Confusion, Walk You Home (passenger), You Can Call Me Al, Sons And Daughters, A Little Piece of Heaven, Critcal Acclaim, Lost, Brompton Cocktail, The Tain 1-5, Crane Wife 1-3, Hell Of A Hat, I Won't Back Down, When You were young (The Killers), many more. FAVORITE BANDS: Genesis, Midnight Oil, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Beatles, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Takin' Heads, The Cars, ELO, Queen, The Decembrists, Passenger, Avenged Sevenfold, many more. FAVORITE SHORT STORIES: Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, anything by Stephen King, The Dead Don't Die!, The Slave's song, Long After Midnight, The Blood Kiss, Sex, Death, and starshine, The Thing On The Doorstep, Watching me, Not that different, Clincally Dead, Terror At 20,00 Feet, Shadows Over Innsmouth, In The Vault, any Cuthulu mythos, The Tale-tell Heart, The Pit And The Pendilum, The Fall Of The House Of Usher, Up Out Of Hell, many more. FAVORITE ACTORS: Vincent Price, John Wayne, Kurt Russel, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, David Tennant, Christopher Eccleston, Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Harrison Ford, Michael Gross, way to many more to name. FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Penguins Of Madagascar, Chowder, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Mythbusters, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Spongebob, Mystery Science Theater 3000, All In The Family, Digimon, X-Files, Faulty Towers, Rifftracks, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. FAVORITE TYPES OF FANFICS: I'm a fan of Skilene and Marski and can deal with sad character deaths. I dislike gay slashes so don't expect me to like any gay one's you may do. I look for real couples. I don't really mind yaio. I will read my favorite couple sex fics. HATES: Child stars, School, perverts, braty little kids, know-it-all's, Agnostics, sexist people, racist people, and some more stuff I can't think of. FAVORITE EPISODES: Miss Understanding- POM The Host- X-files (because it's really well done, gory, and scary) My Sister's Keeper- Digimon Attack Of The Giant Leeches- Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quagmire- X-Files Quiggly- All In The Family How The Ghost Stole Christmas- X-Files ('Cause it's freakin' scary!) The Haunted Habitat- POM Night Shift- Spongebob High School Reunion- All In The Family Manwel's Rat- Faulty Towers The Kipper And The Corpse- Faulty Towers Hell Money- X-Files Blink- Doctor Who Invasion For Christmas- Doctor Who Mort Unbound- POM The Germans- Faulty Towers Comunication Problems- Faulty Towers The Lazarus Experiment- Doctor Who ('Cause it's freaky as HELL!) Shnitzel Quits- Chowder At Your Service- Chowder TALENTS: Plays the viola (like a violin only bigger and louder), draws (people tell me I'm good), any other types of art. GIRLFRIENDS: Too PERSONAL! SEX: STAY BACK! JK (No really) Anyway, Uh I already said that, but male. AVATAR IMAGE: A picture my friend sent me. Creepy huh? It's suppose to be a golden demon dragon OCCUPATION: I'm 13. Does being a dude count? VIRGIN: Uh, I'm 13! Duh I am! And thank God! FAVORITE COUPLES: Skipper/Marlene Kowalski/Marlene Rico/Doll Rico/Marlene Kowalski/Doris Private/Amy -POM Tai/Sora Joe/Mimi Kara/TK -Digimon FAVORITE QUOTES: "Still cute, still naive." -Skipper "Rico! Chainsaw is your answer to everything!" -Private "Kaboom?!" -Rico "Action speaks louder than words." -Skipper "You didn't see anything!" -Skipper "I suppose it could be harmful and yet I still don't know what it does." -Kowalski "I don't have to know to like!" -Mort "Aww! That's so sweet!... I think." -Marlene "Cute and Cuddly boys, cute and cuddly." -Skipper Marlene: How's the water? Ronda: Even better now that I added my own bubbles. Farts Ronda: You know what I mean?! Marlene: Yea and all over my pond... yea..." -POM XXXXXXXX Giant eel eats a clone. Echo: What the hell was that?! 5's: Uh that was the giant eels sir, that's why we have the regulation not to go outside. -Star Wars: The Clone Wars XXXXXXXX Val: We decided to leave this goddamn town one goddamn day to late! -Tremors XXXXXXXX The Doctor: Nothings impossible, just a bit unlikely! -Doctor Who XXXXXXXX Sees a man sitting on a power line. Earl: There's one job I'd never do! Electric wiring! -Tremors XXXXXXXX Police officer: Well I don't know about his body but we can give his head a decent burial. -Dr. Phibes Rises again XXXXXXXX Graboid busts through a wall and kills itself. Val: HA! FUCK YOU!! -Tremors XXXXXXXX Burt: No we've gotta get farther away! It's going to be huge! Graddy: Are you serious?! Earl: Burt knows his bombs! -Tremors 2 XXXXXXXX "So just remember when that crazy maniac slams your head against the bar and ask you if you paid your dues, just look that sucker right square in the eyes and you tell him what old Jack Burton always says: Yes sir the check is in the mail." -Jack -Big Trouble In Little China XXXXXXXX "Hey I found the ass end!" -Val "YOU BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC. ROOM YOU BASTARD!!" -Burt "PRAISE GOD! WE TURNED DOWN FREE BEER!!" -Val -Tremors XXXXXXXX Graddy: Maybe he's taking a leak. Eight hours later. Earl: Sure is a long leak. -Tremors 2 XXXXXXXX Well they need a name, ASS BLASTERS! -Jack -Tremors 3 XXXXXXXX "That is one ugly bug." -Rex -Star Wars: The Clone Wars XXXXXXXX "Take off, hoser!" -the McKenzie Brothers "Hey, don't go callin' me a hoser in church!" -Doug McKenzie "Look, if you went around killin' everything you didn't like, well you wouldn't be here, a?" -Doug McKenzie "Donuts! We should've done donuts!" -Bob Mckenzie -Strange Brew and the McKenzie Brothers XXXXXXXX "Well, I'll be damned! Farmers do exist!" - Crow "Hey guys, I managed to cram my ass in these jeans!" - Tom Servo "Oh My God! A skidmark on the ceiling! Aaaahhh!" -Mike "DAMN YOU, SERVO!!" "I'll bust your knees if you bastards touch my car." -Crow - Have a Patrick Swayse Christmas - Mystery Science Theater 3000 XXXXXXXX Quiggly: Did she tell you to go to hell? Archy: Yea! Quiggly: That's my daughter. "Like a runnin' fag." -Archy -All In The Family XXXXXXXXX Looking at two corpses. Scully: That one's whereing my clothes. Mulder: How embarrassing. Scully: The other's wearing your clothes. Mulder: Oh. Looks at each other. Together: It's us. -X-Files XXXXXXXXXX "Would you please! For the love of God! hold the goddamn hammering!" -Frank "She nailed you write between the eyes!" -ghost of Christmas Past "Oh hi Cujo!" -ghost of Christmas Present Boss: Cats are beginning to watch Tv. Frank: Right. -whispers to Grace- Call the cops! "Oh, Erine! Why didn't you stay with Clare?! You would've had a home, food, you'd be a better color, and alive! I'll tell ya that!" -Frank "I was a lucky kid. My dad gave me five pounds of veil for christmas for free. You don't find men like him anymore." -Frank -Scrooged XXXXXXXXXXX "You killed Felix with a fruitcake!" -Carolyn -Mixed Nuts XXXXXXXXXXX Basil starts beating his car with a stick. Basil: You bastard! You start or I'm gonna...! "You started it! You invaded Poland!" -Basil "That's a bit of good luck, old bean... what was I just saying?" -Major "I have eyes, I just don't use them 'cause it wears the batteries out." -Polly Basil is trying to tell Polly a name. Points at his zipper, trying to get her to say fly. Polly thinks he means his privates. Polly: Small! No... wait... uh... -Faulty Towers XXXXXXXXXXX The Doctor: You just cut off my hand! Sigarax: Yes! The Doctor: But it's not that long since my regeneration and so... I can do this: The Doctor's hand grows back. The Doctor: And one thing about this hand... IT'S A FIGHTIN' HAND! XXXXXXXXXXXX "Whoa! Close to an ass shot there!" -Bill Corbett "Tor looks roughly the same from the front and the back." -Bill Corbet "I'm gonna eat my gun now." -Kevin Murphy "Hey, the nipple ship gave birth to a little nipplet." -Mike Nelson - Plan 9 From Outer Space "Oh, it's just a granny on roller skates." - Bill Corbett Host: The only way he could have gotten hurt is if he had run into the wall. "Well that's what I did." -Bill Corbett -House On Haunted Hill -RiffTracks UNKOWN QUOTES: "Speak of the devil, and he will come." "The world could be a lot better... but it tends to be worse." "You could say I love God... or maybe I just hate the devil." "Well, you could give me some money and be nice. If you don't you're just being a bitch and mean." "Sometimes I wonder why that frisbee keeps getting bigger and then it hits me." "I suppose life is the same as dying. They both suck." "If any of my songs came from my heart, they'd go like this 'Thump Thump'. That's why they come from my brain." "They say an asshole is someone with his head high. I think it's more of high up his ass!" "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." "I began to wonder the other day... what the hell did I get up for?!" "One day, when my bag of chips was half empty, I said: 'It's not half empty, it's half full!' And then I smacked myself and said: 'What in the name of God am I saying?!'" "People love Michael Jackson more now that he's dead." "God might hate me, but I've still got the devil... oh wait..." Stories I'm working on, besides Penguins Of Madagascar: Times Change, The People Go With It:X-files, Scully and Mulder have a ghost on their hands but it's uncontrolable and kills without hesitation. What does it want and why is it here? They have to ask the help of a girl who has stayed the same age for fifty years. Rated M for intense horror violence and language. Horror/supernatuarl. Dead Space: The New Beginning:Dead Space, Isaac has a new start with the necromorphs but they are changing from their orginal state and becoming more deadly than ever. Rated M for intense violence and strong language. Horror/sci-fi. The Cursed Yian Kut-Ku:Monster Hunter: Freedom, My OC- Berthor- Is taking on a regular and easy wyvern. A Yian Kut-Ku. But this one is already dead and everyone knows you can't kill the dead. Rated T for horror violence and language. Horror/Action/Adventure. The Jet that Flew Through Hell: Doctor Who, The Doctor and Rose are taking a simple flight. No danger? Wrong! This jet is covered in demons and monsters that kill and torture the passengers. Who will they deal with this onslaught that has even the power of God? Rated T for violence and language. Horror/supernatural. NOT THE HOSTS!: Doctor Who, the H.O.S.T.'s are back and are killing with new and horrible ways. But who's controling them and why are they attacking? The Doctor soon learns that this time, they may be working under their own orders. And this time they're in the TARDIS! Rated T for mild language and some intense violence. Horror/Adventure. Computer Virus: Digimon, Diaboromon is back and deadlier and craftier. He's learned new tricks and riddles and is ready to destory the world through the power of the computer, how will the digidestined stop this new onslaught of powers that Diaboromon has learned and the frightening cleverness and strangness of his new plans? Rated T for brief language and intense violence. Drama/Adventure/mystery. My OC's: Marina: A new bat that has a crush on Skipper. Skipper does in turn but he also loves Marlene. She had brown fur and long hair about her head that appears blonde. Appearance: How To Ask Tai: Marina's younger brother. He lives in the bat habitat with Marina and loves to have fun and is very hyperactive. He has brown fur like his sister but his hair stays short on his head. Appearance: How To Ask Joseph: A small penguin who is the son of Marlene and Skipper. Is smart but very depressed most of the time. He looks like Skipper with Marlene's green eyes and smile. Appearance: Never Coming Back Thomas: Same size as his brother and a penguin too. Is the first born of Marlene and Skipper. He is five seconds older than Joseph. Is usually happy but after losing his parents, he stays depressed. Appearance: Never Coning Back Megan: Sister to Joseph and Thomas, youngest of Marlene and Skipper's children and usually funny and likes to play. She is and otter like her mother but has Skipper's features. She turned like Thomas to a depressed state after her Mother and Father. Appearance: Never Coming Back Ray: A lepord Spotted Gecko who has a crush on Marlene. She likes Ray a lot but only a bit less than Skipper. He can be a flirty guy but is very smart much like Kowalski and helps him with many inventions. His signature mark is a question mark spot on his head and the green mixed in with his yellow, purple, and black. Appearance: How To Ask Britney: An asian otter like Marlene that transfers to the zoo and automatically steals Private's heart. She's funny, intergetic, and out-going, not always the brightest but she is extremely nice. Appearance: A Small Passion Berthor: A strong willed hunter in Khoto that forces himself to endure to live. He is a top hunter but is unknown for many of his feats which he kept only between him and the chief of the Felyne. An unnatural birth defect left his hair a turqouis color and his skin dark when he his parents were of a lighter color. He has no fear of the perils he faces and will take on any quest as long as there's a good price. Appearance: The Cursed Yian Kut-Ku Crimson: Son of the chief Felyne who goes with Berthor to help slay the zombie Yian Kut- Ku. Young but a strong fighter, he is a formadible assilant with his small size and skills in combat, his trademark is the black paw print like shape on his forehead from an affair back in his family tree with a Melyxe. Appearance: The Cursed Yian Kut- Ku Anything after this? DAMN YOU'RE NOSY! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 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