4/5/12 Ah writers block. Don't you hate it? I AM going to finish writing Bluetooth, but for now I am working on FAGE4 so stay tuned and don't give up on me yet!

About me: Horder of open tabs, able to use 3 browsers (and today it's six windows) in a single bound...

I am a 37 year old female who lives in Australia. Being a girl, i have no penis. And being a single mum to a nearly 5yo, i have none to play with. I’m just going by memory and my very vivid imagination here, but like riding a bike, i think you never forget.

I read the twilight saga and liked it but thought SM was a huge cockblocker :) Somewhere on the net i found a link for a RP site and i tried that for a while. I was way to kinky to last long on there! But that is where I first heard of fan fiction. The very first story I ever read was A lesson in Release by Lillie Cullen. If you haven’t read it yet, do. I still remember those first three chapters, wow they blew me away! (I think that’s also where my love of Jasper came from although I always thought Jackson was HOT)

I read HET for quite a while before realising I could search for Jas/Ed or Jake/Ed and found myself reading slash more and more. Now its mainly what I read. I like Jasper slash fics best.

Yes, it has been nearly 2 years of me being a reader on here and i have finally written the start of my first story, Bluetooth. Its important to me that it is original, I have no wish to rewrite anyone else’s story and I have tried really hard to keep it fresh. Its a pretty kinky story, and it may just scare a few people but i think some of my fellow perves will love it. So if slash is your thing too, please read and review.

Mina surprised me a couple of weeks ago with this awesome banner she made me!! Don't you just love the font? What talent!! Check it out here: (add http at the start)

http:///albums/ab52/MayumiR/BluetoothBannerByMR.png

http:///albums/ab52/MayumiR/BluetoothBannerByMR2.png and here's a second one.

then I had a little play around with something called photoscape, this is my 3rd try for a banner. It's kind of how I see my guys looking. I wish I had Mina's talent though!!

http:///albums/h478/MaliceSlashlover/MyTrialBanner3.jpg

My Story mentions

7/8/11 - Bluetooth was mentioned in Newton's Olympic Outfitters (in the additions section) http:///newtons/2011/08/slash-round-up-july-2011/

18/8/11 - Bluetooth was reviewed on critiqueCorner http:///2011/09/critique-for-bluetooth-by-malice.html

2/9/2011 - Bluetooth got a write up on Teh Lemonade Stand! Check it out here: http:///p/slashbox_09.html

23/11/11 - My o/s 'What Happens on Venus' won first place in the Foreign Student Exchange Comp! Award banner can be found here: https:///hphotos-ak-snc7/379567_143405742432803_100002901349866_169082_1885742960_n.jpg

2/12/11 - Several of my o/s got a mention in the Slash Roundup at 'Newton's Olympic Outfitters', including "What Happens on Venus", and my FAGE entry 'Storm Effects' http:///newtons/2011/12/slash-round-up-november-2011/

9/1/12 - My TwiKinkFest entry 'PDA- Public Displays of Affection' got a mention on the Perve Pack Smut Shack (next to a hot photo too!)
http:///2012/01/slash-brigade-slashing-twikinkfest.html

4/5/12 What Happens on Venus was nominated for best o/s. Check the banner out here http:///-hOJu4ch1Nco/T6NnkOsUhxI/AAAAAAAAAck/BJeLGeOgKNY/s1600/venus.jpg