Name: Ariel(Pronounced R-E-L) Age: 27 years old Gender: Female

State: Oregon Country: U.S.

I'm a million contradictions

Sometimes I make no sense

Sometimes I perfect

Sometimes I'm a mess

Sometimes I'm not sure who I am

*THIS JUST IN!!!!!* Hi all!!! Not sure if you've noticed or not, or just not yet, but I have taken down some of my work. I do plan to put most of it back up-the stories I had-but I really want to fix them first, and make them better. So I do hope if you liked them before, you will like them again! Thank you for your kind words and faves!!! You all rock!!!

If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I took the less traveled road... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun."

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"PAIGE IS PROPOSING VIOLENCE AGAINST THE MONKEY!"-Charmed-

"Elephants are not purple. This is wrong."-Bones-

"Oy with the poodles already!"-Gilmore Girls-

"I could be just like you..." But I'm not!-Ghost Whisperer and me-

"You can't eat that...You're diabetes..."-Jessica Hoffman-

"Fine.Fine.Good.Good.Fine.Fine."-Sonny with a Chance-

"My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish...It's a big bag of weird in there."-Gilmore Girls-

"I'm not insane!My mother had me tested!"-The Big Bang Theory-

"Everybody lies."-House-