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Joined 12-13-09, id: 2177600, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

my name: deidei-chan-mewmew

Heya i'm not american even though alo of people think i am! werid i know. anywais what i like hmmmm well i love love LOVE naruto truly amazing i also love bleach ,d.gray man, durarara! and K-on!! umm oh and kingdom hearts and fame oh wat else ummm oh yeah Harry Potter (I LOVE YOU DRACO! AHHH btw i'm female non male thn again i don't know many guys whu r obession with draco?? yh if your still readin this thn u probely think i'm some overreative fan girl which i think i am not sure but i'll figure it out soon!!!

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

i find this hillarios! ^^

Saturday 23rd October- SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY that i haven't updated in AGESSSSS but i've been caught up with the new school year and tons and tons of essay and homework but its half term now meaning more homework so i promise pinky swear that i'll get a chapter or a new story out by the end of half term inbox me if have any questions or request of chapters ^^ love you all again so sorry

hello hello hello people!!! i havent wrote annythin in ages i've been so bussayyy new chapter new story comin rite up send me a message to say what u think of the new story ^^ luv u all my little kittys:D

April 4th- Ok i'm getting alot of reviews from my new story 'my first kiss went a little like this' sayin update soon and carry on, the thing is i havent had enough time with exams and homework pileing up that was the bad news good news on april 6th we break up for easter 4 weeks plus another week for the royal wedding.i will have loads of time to update them and i will i promise also i'm thinking of doing a bleach fanfic any ideas pairing?any way more homework :( till then love you all thank you for all the reviews aswel and favoring my stories

May 31st- well i hope your happy with the new chapter :) i'm working on a bleach fanfic ichigo and renji its so cute. should be up by friday can't promise anythin though, love you!

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Wet by KittyHug reviews
Sasuke just loves how good Naruto looks when he's wet. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thunderstorm by Momo-617 reviews
Sasuke has been weakened because of lots of horrible past event and lost of power. Is this a cause for his one-off 'nighttime problem' How will Naruto react to this? Naruto seme, Sasuke uke, bedwetting, NaruSasu, yaoi, fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Little Pet by OtterPrincess11 reviews
Naruto shows how much he missed Sasuke. SasuNaru. Submissive Naruto. Highly rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shut up and Sleep with Me by LiTtLeDaRkAnGeLtOnIgHt reviews
just read :3 P.S. . not a Hidan x Deidara! it's really a Kakuzu x Hidan & a Sasori x Deidara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
I want you, I need you by Zack Winters reviews
Zack and Cloud arrange to met up and go into town, but when it rains Zacks confines his feelings to the blonde teen, and things get a bit Steamy for the Raven beauty and his cute little chocobo ; YAOI,A lot of smut,lemon. VERY HOT! Trust me,you'll like it
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Together forever by Metallic efekt reviews
A RenIchi one-shot. Renji is having a nightmare. Can Ichigo make him forget about it? Lemon. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Training by TamaChan xD reviews
A training session ends up going very steamy. Full summary inside. ZXC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Serum by Sevental reviews
Quinn decides to research human sexuality and in doing so, develops a new formula made to change the sexual orientation of whomever drinks it. When Logan becomes her test subject, he ends up revealing more than he'd ever intended to. Chase/Logan, M/M
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Chase M., Logan R.
Sexual Education by MiseryScattered reviews
Renji lends his expertise to help Ichigo with his schoolwork.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Real Dreams by LinksWife reviews
Ichigo keeps having dreams at night. What happens when Renji finds out what he's been dreaming about?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
an akatsuki story by aliepalie reviews
Karaoke at akatsukis! The next day Deidara and Hidan have a mission with their partners. But both the partners are acting very strange...Warning! Yaoi, Rape, and stuff like that. Don't like, Dont read KakuHidan TobiDei. I don't own naruto. Masashi does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
the ghost cat HiDei by aliepalie reviews
Every night a white cat comes in Deidaras bedroom. Hidan then stays with him because it appears that it's his cat. then... nice stuff happens. lol ; Warning Yaoi boyxboy. Don't like, Don't read. I don't own naruto btw. Masashi Kishimoto does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Finding Out by WhirledPeace reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
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My First Kiss Went A Little Like This reviews
Hidan is the most popular kid in school Deidara is well...not so popular what happens when Hidan falls in love with Deidara? and will sasori break things up YAOI HIDXDEI DEIXSAO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Deidara, Hidan
You're A Hot Mess reviews
Akatsuki are at club 88 the hotest club in Konha what happens when certain people turn up? DeixIta Hidanxoc Plz be nice my first fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
I Can't Stop Loving You reviews
Hidan's had a crush on Kakuzu for ages but what happens when his little secret comes to surface Hidxkak YAOI and a lemon one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete