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![]() Author has written 35 stories for Soul Eater, Rosario + Vampire, Buso Renkin, Law of Ueki, Inumimi, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Bleach, Marvel, Batman, Library War, Kingdom Hearts, My Little Pony, and inFAMOUS. Disclaimer: I own nothing that i write about. Except for my OCs which i have very few of. By the way, not that any of you were wondering, but i barely have enough time to type up my stories, so i really cant sit down at my computer and read stories, Hence, i look at the stuff on my phone, where my favorites list is, i assure you, very long. if you want to know some of them, just drop me a line, but thats why i dont have favorite stories or authors. http:///2011/01/24/pokemon-girls-full.jpg Someone who had WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on their hands took the first 493 pokemon and drew them all as anime girls. It is, quite frankly... one of the most awesome things that I have ever seen. Check it out. Right now. Link to Inumimi: http:///inumimi/001/ MidniteeMafia drawing: http:///art/Little-Tsukune-Moka-209676467 Pool Party Drawing: http:///art/Commission-Twilight-Sparkle-and-Pinkie-Pie-329326849 The Farmer and the Fashionista Picture: http:///art/Commission-Rarity-and-AppleJack-321744000 The Situation in Hell The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." |