I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

I'm truly sorry guys. I've been meaning to write more, but it's summer...I need my tan time and my friend time as well :) And yes, y'all are a part of my friend time!

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Hey! So, I bet you're all wondering why my Fanfic name is Trizinity. Well, to make a short story shorter... I had a dream that I was Englandanian Rap Dancing and my friends gave me my unofficial rapper name!

I know what you're thinking...why Trizinity? Well, I'll tell ya! It's a combination of my real name and a Z. Try it with your name! It's fun!

I'm only fifteen, but I'm old for my age if anybody even gets what I mean by that.

My name is Trinity. I'm not like most girls. I don't really like wearing make-up besides mascara because it ruins your real facial features I think.

I hate skirts! HATE EM!!!

Well, I don't HATE them hate them...I just don't think I look good in them...that's all.

Here are some things you'd probably like to know.(Notice I said "probably".That means, if you're smart...you will want a close friend to be with you so you don't go into shock!JK!!)

I love to dance in my living room to Miley Cyrus CD's.

I have always dreamed of having a horse of my own and a blue Dodge Ram 3500 Heavy Duty pick-up truck!

My closest friends are:

Melanie, Becca, Michaela, Caitlyn, Jimi, Joelle, and Casey.

My boyfriend's name is:

Don't have one now...DARN!

My favorite color is blue. PINK.

I LOVE M&M's

I have a thing for crazy socks.

I have a Tooth Tunes tooth brush that plays The Best of Both Worlds by Hannah Montana.

I'm obsessed with lip gloss! I have over 200!!

My favorite teacher's name is Mr. Chiodo, but since I'm starting a new year in high school this year, I'll see if any others have what it takes to fill that place.

My favorite kind of gum is Mint Chocolate Chip.

I've only worn a dress about 3.5 times in my life. (There was a time when I ripped my dress on a chair, so I had to change. YESSS!!That's the .5 part of the #.)

My parents are divorced.(I like my mom a lot more! Just for the record.)

I don't like my dad's cooking, so I either don't eat, or snack on apples and peanut butter when I'm at his house.

My friends are practically my life. If I didn't have them, I'd most likely be in jail right now. Yep, that's right ladies and gentlemen...behind bars with nothin' to eat but bologna sandwiches and chilli...without. beans.

I hate wearing girly clothes, but I sorta like dressing up...sorta. On occasion.

I have an obsession with Facebook. :)

I write stories for my friends to read at school.

I LOVE to shop!

I like hanging out with my peeps.(We talk about practically everything so I call them my sisters.)

I have a scar on my arm from my REAL sister. She tried to catch me when I held her bike at the park one day and it started to fall on me and her nail dug into me. (It's okay though...I didn't hit the ground, it was just the bike!)

And last...

I love to play football!! I have been on my school's girl's football team, called PowderPuff football! :)

Those are just a few things about me. I could add more, but there are too many things about me...my fingers would probably fall off!

Oh, and one more thing I forgot...

I like taking long walks and hate rude people!

So there ya have it! Pretty much the basics about me.

So, there was a time at school that I had a moment. My friends and I were at lunch and Melanie's little sister Christina packed her Strawberry Shortcake gummies in her lunch.

Melanie gave me a gummie...here's what happened:

Me: My lip gloss tastes better than Strawberry shortcake.

Melanie: Are you dissing Strawberry Shortcake?

Me: No, I'm just saying that she doesn't taste as good as my lip gloss.

Jamie: And you know this HOW?!

Me: I don't. It's just that her gummies don't taste very fruity.

Jamie: Wow, Trin! That's just...well...I didn't know you swung on that side of the rainbow!

Me: Ewww! Jamie, I didn't mean it like that! You know what I meant!

Jamie: Sure I do.

(Laughter flooded our side of the lunch table.)

As of now, we use the term "Strawberry Shortcake" for the things that can be misinterpreted in a very dirty way.

That's just one of my stories! :D

Sorry if I'm not really writing more, but I'm sorta balancing this with the other stories I write, not type for my friends. If you would like me to write more in my stories...please message me and tell me so I can get to work 'cause I don't want you guys to keep waiting! :D