Author has written 2 stories for Bleach. WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH BLEACH If you: - Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!' - When you meet someone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from - At the beginning of a race shout 'SHUNPO!' - Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yoruichi - Find a cave and train there to try and achieve bankai - When your friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!' - Memorize the kido spells - When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!' - Call your little brother lil' shiro - Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorize it - Drink sake until you pass out - When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them - Put 'Bureau of research and development' as your screen saver on your computer - Buy all three bleach games - Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permanent marker - Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears - Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain and their zanpaktous - Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform - Call your teachers -Taicho and you head teacher sou-taicho - Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' every time you get asked either question - Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough - Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach - Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you - When your trying to explain something use little bunny pictures on a sketch pad - Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone - Put black tattoos on your head and chest with a marker - Pile your desk with paperwork - Cut the sleeves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko - Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!' |
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