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Awesome MLIA stories:

Life might be average, but it never seems to surprise or trip me up. Don't forget, an interesting story is just around the corner, so if you don't think you have anything to live for, live for this:

Today, I was sitting on the train into the city. Many buildings along the way have grafitti of gang names and things like that along them. One of them however said "Smile... Somebody out there loves you...I promise". I smiled. MLIA.

Today, I was upset and posted a status about it on Facebook. About 5 hours later, a girl I don't talk to much sends me a chat message saying "You need a bat." Confused, I wrote "huh?" She replied: "Dr. suess quote 'I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. They come from ahead and they come from behind. But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!'" then said goodbye and signed off. New best friend? I think so. MLIA

Today, I decided to look up weird Canadian laws. It turns out that in Alberta, it's illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden-legged man. What excites me is that it isn't illegal in Ontario, where I live. MLIA

Today, I read on MLIA that someone found a crayon called Flesh and it was racist to black people. I of course researched this and Wikipedia says "flesh is the colloquial for biological tissue which consists of skeletal muscles and fat". We're all the same color on the inside. Crayola is the opposite of racist. MLIA

Today, I opened a fortune cookie and traditionally added the words, "in bed" to the end of it. My fortune said, "Your business would profit if you become more flexible." MLIA.

Today while walking to the math building, I saw someone had wrote on the sidewalk with chalk. It said, "I don't need a calculator to tell me that you're radical." It made me smile. MLIA.