ShinyShimaronhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, and Sherlock Holmes. Howdy everyone! I am ShinyShimaron. I write fanfiction for Kyou Kara Maou, though I have my share of Sherlock Holmes abominations as well. I specialize in crack, exaggerating characters in a way that is hopefully funny but mostly will just kill your brain cells at an increasingly rapid rate. Sometimes I try serious fic. And rarely I try romance. But really, my specialty is writing Conrad high on cocaine. If you are one of the five people who finds this funny, check out my fics! Current WIPS: Ruminations of Conrad the Ninja (KKM), Up in Arms (KKM), Weller Family History (KKM) Coming up next: A Conrad/Josak fic featuring the wedding between Wolfram and Yuuri ~ShinyShimaron. | |||||||
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Return of the Blue Wind by zanganito reviews
Conrad decides to play superhero again in Dai Shimaron. Yozak helps. Some Conrad/Yozak. Latest chapter: Conrad and Yozak battle a giant centipede while Yuuri learns to play dodge the fireballs.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Conrad W., Yozak G.
Invasion of the Culicids by zanganito reviews
Murata makes a shocking discovery: Yuuri has accidentally introduced a certain bloodsucking insect to Shin Makoku. Will Ken, Yuuri, and Anissina manage to avert an ecological disaster? Will Gwendel survive Anissina's inventions and Conrart's puns?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Murata K., Yuri S. - Complete
Bad Jokes by zanganito reviews
Conrart discovers that he might have more in common with José than he previously thought.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Conrad W., Jose R. - Complete
Arms Race by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
In which Conrad is a mutant, Wolfram is a parody Sue, and Yuuri starts a war in exchange for a 90 in biology. A crude and unusual story with no redeeming social value whatsoever.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W., Anissina vK. - Complete
Flying Severed Arms by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Conrad has a ghost problem. The ghost has a Conrad problem. As you might expect from the title, arms go flying. Oh, and there are ninjas.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Conrad W. - Complete
Invictus by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
With Yuuri's arrival, tension erupts between the brothers.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Conrad W., Gwendal vV.
He Sets Love Free by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
His father wasn’t around long enough to teach him everything, but if there was one philosophy Conrart took from that great swordsman, it was to respect life, to respect love, and that both must be free.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Conrad W., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Lovers' Suicide by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. A different take on the "Commit lovers' suicide with me!" scene from episode 89.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Gwendal vV., Anissina vK. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Assassination by seamusog reviews
Gwendal is tasked to assassinate Conrad. Will he be able to kill his own brother? Or will the Royal Family be able to stop him?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Gwendal vV., Greta - Complete
Moving Forward by Vain reviews
Conrad learns the hard way that some dreams have to die before you can really start to live. ConYuu, mentioned WolfYuu, & YozRad.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Conrad W., Yozak G. - Complete
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Dreams and Nightmares reviews
There are two dreams, and I am not sure which is real, or if either are real. I am not sure of who I am. But the red light will guide me in the fight against the demon king who threatens to take me away...
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Gwendal vV., Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W. - Complete
Ruminations of Conrad the Ninja reviews
Conrad, under the guise of the Blue Wind, teaches us all about life, love, being a ninja, and vigilante justice. Latest Entry: Awesome Never Sleeps.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Conrad W.
How this Land was Made reviews
The day of Yuuri and Wolfram's wedding approaches. As they prepare to speak the vows that open the door to a new life together, Conrad reflects on the time he spent adventuring in Dai Shimaron with his closest friend… Conrad/Josak and Wolfram/Yuuri.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Conrad W., Yozak G.
Up In Arms reviews
Conrad has lost his arms again, and in sympathy Yuuri has enacted a restrictive new law. Will the citizens of Shin Makoku learn to go without their arms in time to counter a deadly threat? Some Yuuram.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Weller Family History reviews
Ever wonder about the ancestors that made Conrad the awesome perfect killing machine he is today? This story is a day in the life of each of Conrad's 135 ancestors, from Laurence to Dunheely, and everyone in between. Kickass has a new name: Weller.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Conrad W.
The Dai Shimaron Patriot reviews
A captive half-demon soldier is brought before King Belar, challenging his claim to the throne of Dai Shimaron. Belar takes Sir Weller under his wing, but who is using who? Takes place between episodes 27 and 41. Conrad/Belar. Belar POV.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Belar, Conrad W. - Complete
Arm in Arm reviews
Once again, Conrad's arm has gone missing… and once again, he must find it and bring the nefarious arm-snatcher to justice. Part of the Arm's Race challenge. Crack.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Conrad W. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Weller's Tumorous Tatas reviews
Yuuri enters Shin Makoku to find that Conrad has breast cancer! Oh no! Can Yuuri and his friends find a cure for Conrad? Will they learn an important lesson along the way? Can Conrad's boobs be saved? Written for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Season 2 in Five Minutes reviews
Haven't seen season 2? Unable to watch it because of the occasional creepy animation? Luckily for you, I have seen season 2 so YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Below is a summary of every single episode in that season. You are welcome! Script!fic.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Liar reviews
"And Conrad would smile and say yes, of course he was happy... it's the Original King's will. He would be a sheep, would follow dutifully as his life was destroyed over and over, knowing that that was what Julia wanted." One-shot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Conrad W. - Complete
Season 1 in Five Minutes reviews
Haven't seen season 1? If so, why are you here? You read the book? Hah, right, like anyone would willingly READ. Despite what I just said, you can read this summary of season 1, saving you a lot of time! Might not save your IQ though.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
A Passionate Marriage reviews
"What kind of wife cheats on her husband in that way?" A day in the life of Wolfram and Elisabeth, now married and living together, passionately. One-shot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Wolfram vB. - Complete
My Beloved Zombie Julia reviews
An accident involving the Wincott poison brings Susanna-Julia back from the dead as a zombie, and she seeks to steal Conrad's heart – literally. Yuuri, Wolfram, and Conrad must try to lay her to rest before it's too late!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Conrad W., Julia vW. - Complete
A Study in MFing Scarlet reviews
From Sherlocklulz, John "MFing" Watson tells us the TRUE tale of what happened in "A Study in Scarlet," not that hoity-toity "intelligent, scholarly" junk that got published. Heck yes! Warning: Swearing, and other such improprieties.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Season 3 in Five Minutes reviews
Haven't watched season 3? This is a summary of each episode... in AWESOME FORM! You're welcome! Script fic.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
