Yo! I'm Jazz and I am a genius of unspeakable evil who wants to enslave the human race driving it to extinction. My favorite color is purple.

Name: Jazz

Alias: Victoria, Vicky, Jazz, Jazzy, Jay, Jason, or Bre

Age: too young to drive, yet too old to take naps during school

Address: 911 where you'll never find me drive

Gender: Female duh!! ;)

Likes: caffiene, psychopaths, sugar, candy, junkfood, fanfiction, writing, springbreak, music, friends, tattoos, neon colors, silver/shiney stuff

Dislikes: the fact that i'm easily distracted, people with complete controll over their emotions and expressions, people who write mean reviews, stuck-up people, chocolate milk, people who act like they can dance when they can't, mothballs cuz they smell funny, cochroaches, most people, people who are completely mild or sane or boring, meeting new people in person, posers

Motto: Death and Life are just states of mind. The only things that are real are us and now

Fav qoute: The only good thing about your gene pool is that you didn't drown in it and right now i'm seriously doubting that's a good thing.

Fav drink: Mountain Dew code red

Fav animal: Dinosaur

Fav number of the alphabet: Purple

Straight Jacket color: Purple and Black with purple rhinestones

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS = MY FRIENDS DO THIS/ I DO IT TO THEM

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

If you've given up love for a friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever done something for you that you didn't deserve, copy and paste this into your profile.

If some of your friends are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are just as insane as they are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Best Friend is always there to hug you when you cry, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really stupid handshake with a friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your friends are high half the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely trusted your friends, until they betrayed you, copy and paste this into your profile.