Handcuffs-and-Notebooks
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Joined 03-13-10, id: 2287998, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note.

Hello there! Welcome to the shared account of ChipsAhoyPup and The iPod Addict!


iPod- Hi-hi there! I'm The iPod Addict, in case you didn't know. ; ) I will write as Light most of the time. I try to make him as gay as possible, mainly because it's funny and I love it. I love L, Light, Mello, Matt, Near, Beyond Birthday, A (until I learn something about him I don't like), Matsuda, somewhat-Misa, and Gelus- or however you spell his name- but not in that order. Anything else you really want to know, just check out my profile.

Death Note Pairings: (SemexUke)
-LxLight
-BxL (The only pairing I can stand where L is uke)
-BxA
-MelloxMatt
-MattxMello
-MattxNear

-MelloxNear (Near is always a uke, plain and simple)
-MattxMelloxNear (Like I said above)

I can't think of anything else right now. Read one of our stories! And review them! Bye!!

Chips- Hey, this is Chips. I'll usually be playing the part of L. Out of all the characters in Death Note, I love (in this order): L, Light, Mello, Beyond Birthday, Matt, Matsuda, and Near. I dislike all of the shinigami, and all of the girl characters. Excluding Wedy, who seemed like the only smart female role.

Pairings (SemexUke)

-LightxL
-MelloxMatt/MattxMello
-BxA
-MelloxNear
-BxNear (Weird, right?)

Er... that's really all I have got to say. -shrug- Um... well... HANDCUFFS ARE AWESOME. Kbai.

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Get Rid of it reviews
Two genii are handcuffed together. But if they're so smart, why can't they realise they love each other already! Oh, it's probably because of the one too many complications. Will they ever figure out how the other feels? LxLight Cursing and future lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - L, Light Y.
Killing Mail is Pretty Hard reviews
Killing mail is hard. Killing Mail Jeevas is harder. But since he has more fangirls than Light after only 2 minutes of him, the Yagami teen has to try. But how will he do that when ladies with brick-filled purses keep getting in his way? One Shot Crackfic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No! Your Mom! reviews
Teen is handcuffed to a pervert detective. Teen tries to feed pervert detective almonds. Pervert detective refuses. From there, everything just goes down hill. Written when two authors debate which is better: a cashew or an almond. Crackfic One Shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pickles and Flamingos, Handcuffs and Funerals reviews
A fish named Fred. Livers that look like Megan Fox. Flamingolike pickles. Light in denial. What more could you want in a crackfic? Oh, you wanted TWO authors? Yeah, we got that too. One Shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete