weaselcheaterhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail. Welcome to the profile of the oh-so-lazy, coffee addict weaselcheater where absolutely nothing makes sense! Things you should know about me: I only write fanfiction for fun and I don't always keep my characters in line. I suck at updating my stories! (Sorry about that.) I have a beta! The awesome NJ. Sandman who is brave enough to face my grammar mistakes and helps fill my plot holes! My stories are finally going to (somewhat) make sense. Projects I'm working on: - A touch of imagination (ItaSaku): Chapter 9 is out! - Awkward (ItaSaku): Collection of one-shot drabbles consisting of awkward/weird meetings between the two. I'm going to start rewriting my older stories since they need serious working! - Revenge a double edged sword (ItaSaku): going to rewrite some day - Let's do it (ItaSaku): same as above |
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Legally Bind by femininess reviews
Posing as Itachi's lover wasn't as easy of a job as Sakura originally thought, and it only got more complicated when work started coming home with her. [ItaSaku][AU]. Formerly titled "Scheming with the Devil."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,018 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Let's Play Cops and Robbers by SliceOfLife reviews
You'll never hear an agent say, being a part of the FBI is easy work. If they did, they'd be blatantly lying. From the long hours, to the daily drug busts, even psychotic and murderous criminals; special agent Sakura Haruno certainly has her work cut out for her. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sakura H.
Code Seventy Seven by Sariasprincy reviews
Sergeant Haruno Sakura was passionate about her work in the Major Crimes division and strangely well-acquainted with nearly everyone in Chief Uchiha Itachi's immediate family. Except for him. The more he learns about her, the more interested he becomes...(Full Summary inside). ItaSaku. Modern. Police Related Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,604 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
It's Because We're Desperate! by leopardsnow reviews
The Akatsuki is completely broke, and Pein, not wanting to break up his subordinates, realizes they only have one thing in common: They are all male, and they are all attractive. So, yes, the Akatsuki are now male entertainers. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Fight or Flight by xlyouko reviews
Sakura was at a loss. She was determined to do anything but throw her hands up in the air and just admit to Sasuke that his brother was an absolute prick. Except that was exactly what Shisui was banking on, and it was bad enough that him and Itachi were already making her life a living hell. She wasn't going to give him bragging rights as well. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Code Hanami by pyxislynx reviews
ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,614 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
This is An Average ItaSaku by distraught.hallelujah reviews
An average ItaSaku, totally normal... or is it? Itachi awakes to find his contract breached, tied to his tree by a sour pink-haired adversary. Usually it's the other way around, isn't it? Time for Sakura to take her revenge. Rated T for some suggestive speech. ;)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Traitor's Heart by laydee kai reviews
She is the remedy that he is seeking, but what happens when she is forced to stay with him, the one person she blames for the breaking up of team 7?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Peculiar by StormyInk reviews
In which Itachi falls for Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke, Naruto and Sasuke realize they're gay in a storage room and Kakashi helps Sai understand it all. Itasaku, Narusasu. Modern AU. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
My Dear Professor by Ichigo-Rei reviews
Sakura enjoys high school life and finds herself becoming close to her professor, who also happens to be her ex-boyfriends older brother! And what happens when the Uchiha himself moves in next door? Read on to see as this new love story unfolds! AU Itachi and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Flames of Sapphire by Reishii-Chan reviews
She thought that Sasuke might not love her at all. But he left her with his family heirloom—meant for his brother. And now it has alerted the original owner himself. Was it an act of kindness on Sasuke's part, or a means of getting rid of her? ItaSaku with some light SasuSaku later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,014 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Returning Favours by eifi reviews
Married to a monster for my friends to live in a fake peace, I really need to stop feeling dissapointed whenever I forget the fact that he doesn't love me. But that's what's scaring me the most... I'm starting to think that he does love me. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,239 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Crisis of a Cherry Blossom by castle of ice reviews
This is just a high school fic...but at this school Sakura must try to fit in with a prejudiced school body;backstabbing student council;crazed fangirls;an apathetic hottie;& his older brother who constantly plays pranks on her!It's brains VS.wealth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,165 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Until I Was His by elizabethconnors reviews
"Do you remember me, Sakura?" he purred, rolling my name across his tongue, low and menacing. His fingers traced delicately along my jaw line, brushing a strand of pale pink hair out of my eyes. SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fideism by Anne Spoor reviews
Sakura and Shizune are captured by rogue ninja who have just left Akatsuki. Akatsuki always cleans up their messes, but what happens when the mess includes a chance to capture the kyubi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
In My Head by shewhowearsglasses reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? Even if she did, Sakura was too distracted by the squirrel to care. "THAT'S THE BEAST WHO TOOK MY ROLL-UP!" SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paralyzer by ChouHane reviews
16 y.o. Sakura Haruno had a troubled past. Sasuke Uchiha was a rich playboy. are they Rivals Friends or Lovers? Will Konoha Academy be big enough for the two of them? SasuXSaku ShikaXIno NaruXHina NejiXTen rated T for language and other reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Accidental Meetings by Mizuki San reviews
She wasn't so happy of how everytime she met him, it was through car accidents.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This Compatibility Test Sucks by ElsiMate reviews
AU "And unlike you, Uchiha, I actually accept the fact that I'm a woman..." Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke and Sakura. One couldn't just be said without the other...My first story. Please read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,932 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Player's Lover by jaded-ink reviews
Sasuke is the hottest player alive, while Sakura hated his kinds. "You remember her name, but no one else's! You call her 'my girl.' You even took her out on a date and bought her a fancy dress. You never did that to any girl. WHY?" SasuSaku AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,818 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Early College by Trausti reviews
Being in college is hard, being in college ahead of your schoolmates is even harder especially if you're a 17 year old pinkette with a history of bullying right? Well Sakura just has to find out on her own how different college is from high school... ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mysterious lover by EthiopianPrincess reviews
For years, she had wondered who her mysterious guardian was and now he was going to be her husband! Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The art of Seduction by lovematters reviews
Yes, that was it. She had finally cracked. The power had finally gone to her head. Because there was no way Tsunade would give her an S-class mission to seduce Uchiha Itachi if she was in her right mind. SakuraXItachi Oneshot Non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Voice by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku It had been a one night stand, so why was he asking Sasuke about her? It was a fling, so why wasn't it just leaving her alone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Affair to Forget by Krickitat reviews
When Caught in an avalanche and separated from team 7, sakura is found by the last person anyone wants to meet alone in the snow. Now she is caught in a complex scheme where the lines between fantasy and reality no longer clear.ItaSakuSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,731 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The essay by Siy reviews
She looked up at him, feeling a hot blush creeping up her neck to her cheeks she asked again What are you...doing?Helping you with the essay, he smirked looking at her confused face. ItachiSakura...M rated...first fanfic! O:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 4,725 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Mischief reviews
When Itachi and Sakura started their relationship everyone considered them the perfect couple. However with their stubborn personalities and friends like theirs, mischief was bound to happen. Collection of drabbles. AU Police verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A touch of imagination reviews
"Itachi-chan did you know that our sweet, little Sakura is a writer? She even wrote a couple of stories with you in it. But...I don't think she likes you that much. She already gruesomely killed you two times and I've barely read half the story!" Non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Awkward reviews
Take one Itachi add fleas, a sleepy confused Sakura in Sasuke's bed and you get a perfect awkward situation. Non-Massacre. Series of drabbles! Rating changed for reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's for the rent, I swear! reviews
The last mission with team Natsu ended with less pay and more repair costs. Lucy, broke, is forced in a corner as she needs to pay rent. Things begin to look up for her, when she finds an opening as Magnolia's new 'fanfiction writer' and puts her writing skills to the test! However things soon turn awkward when the wrong person reads her story. Slight LaLu, rated M for tiny lime.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Happy, Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D. - Complete
Akatsuki - The untold stories reviews
Drabbles borned out of coffee and too much sugar intake meant to produce laugher. They will revolve around the Akatsuki members, but mostly around Itachi and Kisame. No yaoi/pairing intended! ...probably... Rated for later stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Thief reviews
It was all stupid Sasuke's fault, Sakura thought angrily as she stood there, frozen in place, water droplets sliding from her naked body. He could have at least left her a bloody towel! She screamed into the darkness as frustrated tears started falling from her beautiful eyes. Rated M just to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Distraction reviews
Team 7 is banned from the Uchiha mansion after almost destroying it during one of their usual quarrels, so they sneak in during a night when the house was empty. Just then Itachi returns from a mission and they throw Sakura dressed in one of his t-shirts in his room to distract him. Needless to say Itachi was pleased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's do it reviews
"Sasuke-kun, will you do it with me?" "Sakura, read my lips, I will never do it with you!" later..."You should have just asked me and I would have been more than glad to do it with you." "Thank you Itachi -kun!" R&R XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge a double edged sword reviews
itasaku non-massacre itachi loses his memory in a mission and team 7 is in charge of his health. not a good summary i know! rated for language :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm gone reviews
kind of like Itachi's last thoughts during the final battle reflected by the song I'm gone so yeah...I think the rating is ok...if needs to be changed tell me XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
