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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Austin & Ally. March 2018 update: The fanfics in my profile were written while I was in high school. I stopped writing because I went to college and got hella-busy, but I continued reading fanfics throughout those years. I've graduated now and I'm thinking about getting back into writing soon! Some stuff that I wish I knew when I first started FanFiction 1. Canon- From the book. (Example: Ron/Hermione -_- ) 2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book. (Example: Draco/Hermione _ ) 3. Slash- Guy with guy stories. (Example: Draco/Harry) 4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories. (Example: Hermione/Ginny) 5. Smut- M stuff. 6. Lemon- Really M stuff- even worse than smut. 7. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad. 8. Flames- Mean reviews- When you disrespect the story. 9. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character. 10. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate. (Example: When Draco falls for a muggle-born, that’d never actually happen, no matter how much we wish) 11. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe then what the author has created. (Example: HP stories that don't have Voldemort and Death Eaters) 12. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything. 13. OTP- One True Pairing. The pairing one enjoys the most in a fandom. 14. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship. 15. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters. 16. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song. 17. Mary Sues- A character (usually OC) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect in every way. 18. A/N- Author's Note. Self- explanatory. 19. AH- All Human. All characters are human. Unusual. 20. POV- Point of View. 21. R&R- Read and review! 22. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length. 23. EWE- "Epilogue? What epilogue?" Disregards the epilogue of specifically Harry Potter. |
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190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
The Minister's Secret by Canimal reviews
(Complete) The love of the Minister's life disappeared just before the end of the First Wizarding War. When he finds her again, he can hardly trust his sanity. His first action as the new Minister for Magic is to break at least a dozen international laws to bring her home. Hermione soon finds herself in the early 70s surrounded by future followers of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 108 - Words: 713,637 - Reviews: 6914 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] Aberforth D., Antonin D. - Complete
Two Is better than One by Ayra Rider reviews
Hermione finds herself kissing her boyfriend Ron in the Astronomy tower on a beautiful night, but there's one problem... It's not Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6164 - Favs: 15,125 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Scabior by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
Hermione's searching the grounds for injured people and bodies when she comes across a man she thought she'd never have to see again. He's dying. Can she forgive him before his time runs out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Apples Are Forever by frostykitten reviews
Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
A Rose That Won't Bloom by Kate-the-Great-228 reviews
Sorry for any errors! When Ally is attacked in the store will Austin be able to pick up the peices? Will the two confess their feelings?FIND OUT may change to M based on reveiws
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
It Started With Revenge by frostykitten reviews
Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Princess in Disguise by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
What... err... disguise will I actually wear, sir?" she asked. "Ah, good question," Dumbledore said with a smile. "With the usage of this necklace, it would simply transform you into a young man." "A man!" she shrieked... Dramione fanfiction! r and r. :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,835 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Humour Me by HelenaTheRavenclaw reviews
An agreement between friends can lead to so much more. CDHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Result Of Purple Tennis Balls by the punchline reviews
I forgive your blessed soul for desperately pulling my muscled, clearly defined, mucho sexy body into the water with you so that you could ravish me with your feminine-ness so as to satisfy your sexual needs.' - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Inter House Games Night by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
In an effort to unite his houses, Dumbledore has organized a games night for his students. Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] Sirius looked into the mirror and said, “James Potter”. James, however, is busy talking into another mirror and Sirius had a front row seat. This could be fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why One Should Never Feed an Owl Canary Creams by CrazyGirl47 reviews
While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - George W.
Delicious by Oro4 reviews
Draco finds out he has veela blood running through his veins. His senses lead him to his mate and he has to mark him or her or risk death. He recieves help in the most unlikely of people but also gets something he never anticipated. ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 628 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 5,888 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry and Every Flavor Bean by Marmalade Fever reviews
Voldemort's newest plan for tormenting Harry includes... Well, see the title. Voldemort even sings. Warning, contains gross bean flavors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Muse on Vacation reviews
It's been 5 months since Ally wrote a song for Austin- has her muse disappeared forever? One-shot
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Hello, Beautiful reviews
She looked down at the ground as she replied, "I'm muggleborn." "And..." Scabior knelt so that he could keep eye contact, "You're scared that I'll turn you in to the Ministry?" Hermione slowly closed her eyes, nodding. Hermione is slightly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The School Years of a MB Who Fell For A PB reviews
Muggleborn; Pureblood Sequel to The Early Years; Hermione's POV of her Hogwarts years; Dramione; Rated T just in case. SCHOOL YEARS DISCONTINUED! TRILOGY DISCONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Early Years of a MB Who Fell for a PB reviews
Muggleborn; Pureblood. Hermione had a hard time growing up, but everything changes when she is confronted by a grey tabby cat. What'll happen at the 1st year summer camp? Find out! EARLY YEARS FINISHED! TRILOGY DISCONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fireflies Luna Lovegood edition reviews
SONGFIC. "Fireflies" by Owl City written into how Luna Lovegood would sing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Thunder and Lightning reviews
Hermione needs friends to comfort her during a storm, but there's a problem: she's Head Girl and not living in the Gryffindor Common Room! She literally stumbles along the way to comfort. Who'll save her? Terrible Summary... 1-Shot, AU, Little Diologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
