I prefer my NSFW with a side of gothic happy endings.

I'm that fangirl who's got zero talent for writing (and would much rather draw) but somehow can't stop writing. Half the time, I don't even know what I'm writing because visualizing imagery makes more sense to my brain than putting together words and numbers so, most of the time writing feels like one slow and masochistic path to self-destruction. I think, that unlike drawing which is both self-expression and therapy (the way music is) to me, writing is (and always has been) a crusade of sorts that I need to fight and simply can't ignore. I'll probably only stop when I feel that there's nothing worth "writing" about (or fighting for) anymore. (Everything I write is cringey to me, until I forget that I wrote it.)

I mainly write for HanP (Gohan x Piccolo) because they are so tragically misunderstood (and Uke!Piccolo is my drug). They give me all the most exciting feels because they are so dynamic and complete, and such a uniquely unconventional power couple that boldy challenges all the boring stereotypes. Of all that I've written fanfiction for so far, HanP is the one I've enjoyed the most.

About Me: Tennis Addict (who must sleep with her racket beside her), Zooropian - Type III, Amateur Dummer/Vocalist, Beginner Bassist, Non-Meatarian (who would happily live off mushrooms & greens if it didn't make her hypoglycemic…), Empathic/Aegosexual/INFJ (3 main reasons she doesn't have friends/RL relationships), High-Functioning Dyslexic, Franco-Anglophile, Arachnophile, Cat Spirit

I don't have social media, but feel free to PM me if you want to connect, request fanwork (which I will only seriously consider if you have been really good to me i.e. graciously support my work via comments/faves/kudos), or ask me anything story-related (I don't respond to trolling, though). My main account for all my fanfiction and fanarts is EikoWest@AO3 (also LM_Artless) and my FFnet account for my Hetalia (mostly FrUK) works is lovemeartless.

Please read my standard blanket disclaimer below for all my Dragon Ball Z works
(and here for my Hetalia works). Cheers!

Welcome to the dark, unexplored romantic-homoerotic side of DBZ fanfiction courtesy of yours truly and her eccentric and unforgivably depraved muse. We don't write very mainstream things in a very mainstream way, so to avoid getting yourself into something that you might regret and resent me for later (i.e. fanworks with the potential to scar you for life), please take time to read the blanket disclaimer below. It applies to all my Dragon Ball Z fanworks unless stated otherwise.

What To Expect (Be Warned):

o Majority of my DBZ stories are HanP (Gohan x Piccolo)-centric (ergo "romantic" & "sexual" Gohan & Piccolo together. Yerp, AS LOVERS). So for those of you who love whining about your (sacredly virginal) childhoods, this is your cue to run far, far away (lest you be corrupted!).

o I follow the HanP (Gohan x Piccolo) dynamic, which means: Seme(/Top/Giver/Dominant) Gohan x Uke(/Bottom/Receiver/Submissive) Piccolo (which is especially fun since Piccolo is officially male-hermaphroditic and can get pregnant etc). I don't do PHan (Piccolo x Gohan) by default – those that usually have Gohan as the one getting knocked up.

o My stories are based on and inspired by the Japanese version of DB/Z (*NEVER* the awful dubs, unless I am parodizing it). I do take into consideration some exceptionally decent English etc. dubs and, of course, Dragon Ball Z: Abridged – which is almost as good as the original Japanese (if not better most times).

o Almost all my DBZ stories contain lime or lemon-flavoured smut, hence are NSFW! Generally, they're only mildly graphic (I always put tons of warning tags). If it's MA-level explicit, I won't post the complete version here. It'll be on AO3.

x I don't multiship (no threesomes, moresomes, or whatever-the-eff-somes, switching partners, etc. with the premise of "love" behind it. That, for me, is utter bull). If and when I do write those, it will be one-sided dub-con/non-con/raepey stuff (which as mentioned earlier, most likely won't be posted here).

x Musey and I don't buy whatever Videl & Pan are trying so hard to sell, so even if we don't irrationally bash characters we dislike, whatever we produce will most likely not be HanV (Gohan x Videl) or Pan-friendly.

x I haven't watched Dragon Ball GT, Super, and everything post Cell Saga which I refer to as the Dragon Ball SOS ("Sell-Out Saga") and I have no intention of ever watching the said rubbish. Dragon Ball: Retro is my 12-year-old self's brainchild and any similarities to the aforementioned DB instalments are purely coincidental.

I sometimes (try to) write in other languages besides English (and fail epically).

I often revise published works without warning (which means that most of my content has most likely changed a lot from the time I first published it).

My dyslexic brain still has trouble with anything repetitive, like self-editing my work. So, if you spot any errors I missed, my OC self would appreciate it so much if you pointed them out.

That's it! Oh, and lastly, I am a sucker for happy endings. :P So if you're not into that or any of the above, then my stories aren't for you. If you made it this far and still want to proceed, then do so at your own risk. (I really hope you enjoy, of course.) Cheers!

Updates:

2020-06-16:
I want to thank you lovelies who always make your presence felt in the reviews and favourites (comments and Kudos), be it here or over at AO3. It is the sincerest form of support a fanfictionist can get in return for writing stories for free, and I truly appreciate the rare, caring souls who are kind enough to allow me that small but sweet morsel of gratification. Regrettably, something has come up in RL that might keep me from going online and posting anything for a while. I don't know when I will be back but I wish you all well and hope to see you again when I do. Cheers! And good-bye for now.

2020-06-15:
Sorted out a mountain-load of notes on Retro but I still have tonnes more to weed through. Thankfully, I’ve managed to iron out the general timeline enough for me to finally confidently tie up ”What Didn't Really Happen” and present ”Foreshock”. There will definitely be discrepancies between my old style in the first chapter and the ones that will follow. I don’t plan on changing anything I’ve already posted though.

Made a new tumblr (eikonfabulations). There isn’t anything publicly viewable in it yet but I’ll be posting stuff soon. I might open art and story commissions (even plot-development help and such) as well. Details will be on there if I do.

2020-05-22:
Got sick again (not covid-19) for around 4 days, so the 2nd concluding chapter of "Great Textpectations" got pushed back, as did the rest of my updates. I had to ditch my eyeglasses altogether and squint at the screen (so I apologize if more typos crop up due to this). (Not going blind, though, it's just blurry texts. I'm not falling down stairs or anything. Yet).

2020-04-15:
Finally completed replacing all the blank chapters with filled ones! Phew! I didn't have much time to re-edit the lot of them, unfortunately. It's mostly the formatting I fixed (just thinking of all my old Hetalia stories that need fixing makes me tired).

2020-02-10:
Oh gods, it's February. [8I] Life has been really rough. I've been depressed for the past weeks with severe PTSD attacks and incessant active suicidal thoughts, but…! I think I'm fine now?? The next chapter of "Valentine Scramble" should be up on the morning of the 13th or 14th (JST).

2020-01-27:
Replaced more blank chapters with proper content. Will continue to fill those blanks as I edit the next chapters of "Valentine Scramble", "Killing The Curiosity", and "Truer Than Love".

2020-01-13:
I've updated truncated chapters with complete ones, namely: "Fatal Seduction" & "The Surrogate Namek". "Having Everything", "The Humpty-Dumpty" and other MA/R-18 rated stories have also been updated but complete versions will still only be available on my AO3 because FFnet doesn't allow higher than M-rated works.

2020-01-06:
Happy 2020, lovelies! I'm making an effort to be more diligent with updates this year. But, just to give you an idea of what to expect, I'll be prioritizing stories which "inspire" me to keep writing – i.e. stories with the most (positive) reviews/favourites.