This profile is rated [PG-13] for some bad language, and is brought to you by a proud female gamer and nerd.

Name: You can call me Sharo or Shar. Or whatever. No, wait, don't call me Whatever!

Gender: Female

Age: 35. (No, I'm NOT too old to be writing/reading fanfiction)

From: Texas.(Ugh)

A Little Bit About Me:

I'm a writer(mostly fantasy and horror, a little sci-fi, and some very horrid poetry).

A bibliophile.

A piano player.

An avid poker and pool player.

A Dallas Cowboys fan. (Dak attack!)

A gamer(Yeah, I'm a 35-year-old chick who plays video games. Deal with it, society).

A restless mind sufferer and an insomniac.

Favorites:

Authors: Stephen King, Robert Asprin, Terry Pratchett, John Gwynne, Joe Abercrombie.

Poets: Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Lord Byron, Walter de la Mare, Edgar A. Poe.

Books: Stephen King's Dark Tower series, John Gwynne's The Faithful and the Fallen series, Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Fictional characters: Niko Bellic(GTA IV), Trevor Philips and Franklin Clinton(GTA V), Bishop(NWN2), Tyrion Lannister and Jon Snow(ASoIaF), Roland Deschain and Eddie Dean(DT series).

Music: Disturbed!(Thank goodness they're back). Classic Rock, metal.

Shows: Stranger Things and The Walking Dead.

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Star Wars original trilogy, The Godfather trilogy, The Iceman, Goodfellas, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and the original Night of the Living Dead.

Video games: GTA San Andreas, IV, and V, TES V:Skyrim, Neverwinter Nights 2, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Final Fantasy VII and X.

Favorite Quotes/Sayings:

"You're just asking for an ulcer."-- My grandmother(may she rest in peace) in regards to my temper and stress. Always made me laugh when she said that. :)

"Oh, for fuck's sake."-- Something I say a lot in times of anger or distress.

"Well, now, I don't know if that's your face or your behind, but in a moment it's not going to matter."--Bishop's taunt line from NWN2 (the quote is off a bit, but meh, you get it.)

"If you aren't willing to kill for it, how important can it be?" --Bishop NWN2

"Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!" --Cid Highwind FFVII

"Life is complicated." --Niko Bellic GTA IV

Vlad: You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick. --GTA IV (Probably my favorite line in the whole game)

"Look, I'll be frank," he said. "I could point you in the direction of a great brothel."

"I've already had lunch," said Mort vaguely. -- lines from the book "Mort" by Terry Pratchett.

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad." --Lord Byron(I can relate to that.)

"Monsters are real and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."--Stephen King

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” --Friedrich Nietzsche

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

And Now For Something A Bit Random:

Can I have another president? This one's broken.