Name: IchigoAmu

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I know who to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: Please whisper those three little words that will make my day
Woman: Go to Hell

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

January I killed

February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A homo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to and he's my leader
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

lol mine was I stabbed a movie star because big bird told me to and he's my leader

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told all his friends it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack,
Mummy, i was a good girl, i did what i was told,
I went to school, i got striaght A's, i even got the gold!
When i went to school that day,
I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry i had to go, but Mummy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
All because, Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mummy please tell daddy; that i love him very much.
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now.
And tell my dear, sweet grandma, that i'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; they're always the best,
Mummy, I'm not the first, i'm no better than the rest.
Mummy, tell my teachers i won't show up for class,
And never to forget this; and please dont let this pass,
Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one through, deserves this.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without a kiss.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without goodbye.
I think i even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mummy, im slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,
But Mummy, please remember i'm in heaven with the rest,
When i heard that great, big crack i ran as fast as i could.
Mummy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, i wanted to tried things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
i wanted to get married, i wanted to get a kid.
I wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.
But Mummy, i must go now. The time is getting late,
Mummy, tell my Zack i'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mummy, i always have, i know you know it's true.
And Mummy, and i need to say is; "Mummy, i love you."
In memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech,
Students Who Were Lost,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didnt get to say "goodbye."
Now you have 2 choices,
a) go and copy and paste this to show that you care, or,
b) Ignore it and prove that you are heartles

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Whitefish, Mont., school's superintendent Jerry House: You'll be arrested by the White Kitten Police Department, and taken to the White Kitten Jail, where you'll be treated with soft, furry paws and a purr of compassion. Me: LOL FAIL!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I just read 4,153,793 people got married last year. I don't mean to cause trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be pale, brown-eyed, and super freckly.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST collect too many coupons.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I WANT TO DYE/HIGHLIGHT MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho'
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay myself (I'm straight)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST be a whore.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I have a GAY FRIEND, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect( so not true!!)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ho'.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I ONCE WATCHED PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (God, don't get me started)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I must be obsessed with Twilight (nooooo way. HELL no)
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be one
I LOVE VAMPIRES, so I MUST be a freaky outcast
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (haha that gives me an idea)
I CHAT...I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (That makes no sense!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be super-smart.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (HATE PEOPLE WHO LABEL ME!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard (just started editing for DinosaursgoRawr101 so excited)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENNASIEANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink (just... no. please. Red is awesome, but pink? .)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

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(='.'=) this is mr. bunny. copy and paste
(")_(") mr. bunny to help him gain world domination

Here is a list to tell if your obsessed with shugo chara xD Bolded is everything i've done.

1. You can't help to feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2.You have written at least 1 shugo chara fanfic.

can sing all the openings and endings in Japanese and English.

4.Can't help to defend cross dressers.

start to talk like your favorite characters.

6.Your love for violins and cats has just doubled.

have read all the books (so far).

have at least one shugo chara thing off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

11. You have charas.

have drawn shugo chara pictures.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have cosplayed as the characters.

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on your profile.

1. You feel like shouting out “MY HEART, ULOCK!” in public
2. You start wearing capes.
shout out "HOP,STEP,JUMP!" in the middle of P.E.
4. You get upset and start crying like Yaya when you don’t get wings on your hands and feet and start floating.
5. You shout out "DREW, DRAW, DRAWN!" in the middle of art class.
6. You get upset and start crying like yaya when you still don't like the drawing you were doing.
7. You shout out "CHIP, SYRUP, WHIP!" in cooking when you are actually making pizza.
8. You get upset and start crying like yaya when you accidently burn the food.
9. You bring different hair clips into school and change them according to the different situations
10. You are about to confess to the boy you like when you ask him to wait a second so you put a heart shaped hair clip in.
11. If someone comes up behind you and makes you jump you fall to the floor with one leg twitching.
12. You put 3 eggs in your bag and wait for someone to grab your shoulder and ask you to join their club
13. You imagine Ikuto chara-nari with ran dancing to "I'm a kitty cat!" ( but that might just be me...)
14. You shout to your friend "THE USUAL!" and you get up on the desks and shout out "BARA-BARANSU!"
15. You have a friend that pretends to be a girl
16. You see someone that looks like Lulu de Morcef and attack her shouting "I HATE F-- FILLERS!!!!!!!!!!"
17. You do the "pyon! pyon! fumu! fumu! yeah! yeah! howa! howa! kira! kira! yeah! yeah!" dance in front of your teachers.
18. You talk to yourself expecting something to answer back.
19. All you listen to is shugo chara songs
20. All you watch is shugo chara videos
21. You have a picture of tadase in a skirt as your screensaver on your phone, computer... and pretty much everywhere!
22. You have memorised all of the episodes word for word and start telling one of your friends about the episode.
23. If someone says "Useless" you jump under the table.
24. Whenever you write a question you leave off the question mark because you are sick of seeing the bloody things!
25. You don't finish a letter with " Love from -- x x x" Because you think the x's will attack you.
26. You have actually made your own chara out of clay.
27. You have tried to chara-nari with your cat thinking it was yoru.
28. When doing a "CERTAIN" subject in science you insist an embryo is a magical egg that grants wishes.
29. If someone falls off something you grab a stick and shout out "HOLY CROWN!"
30. You do a project in music which means you have to form a band and sing a song, and you torture the other members of the band until they agree to do a song from shugo chara.
31. You dye your hair pink, then blue, then green then yellow and then back again.
32. If someone says princess you put a crown on your head and tell the commoner you are a queen! HAHAHAHA!
33. If you get angry someone puts a bucket on your head and counts to 5.
34. You truly believe that shugo charas exist and have prayed for courage to be your would be self since you saw the first episode!
35. You get a suitcase and carry it over your shoulder.
36. You go into a greenhouse and insist it is the royal garden
37. You see a 4 leaf clover and think that the humpty lock has gone eco-friendly
38. you go into a planetarium and wonder why the sky isnt changing colours.
39. You have created your own character, guardian chara, character change, chara-nari, attacks, and even created your own pep talk to say at the end of the fight.
40. you and your friends call yourself the guardians
41. If you get a cross on a question (answer it wrong) you try to purify your test.
42. You swear your teacher pronounces your name wrong.
43. You decorate EVERYTHING with
44. You day dream about tadase Non-stop and when the teacher asks you a question you answer it with "All hail the prince!" Then hide under the desk because you don't have a bucket!( I Have been known to do this repeatedly in one day :sweatingbullets:)
45. You end every sentance with either nya!, desu! or one of ran's sqeals
the easter holiday you refused to eat your easter eggs because you thought they were x eggs in disguise and would steal your hearts egg.
47.When you read the above point and screamed when you saw the word easter*AAAAGGGGHHH*
48. You saw buckingham palace and thought it was seiyo elementary.
49. You repeatedly check over oyur shoulder to see if there is a shugo chara behind you.
50. You have to bite your fist to stop fangirl screams at every tadamu moment (thanks to this i can now get my whole fist in my mouth!)
51.If you see one of the shugo chara symbols you scream and stare at it for at least 15 minutes
52. When you get someone you know to watch shugo chara and when they say what episode they are on you have to go outside and scream because you really want to them what happens next.
53. Someone says either "heart", "spade", "clover/club" or "diamond" you scream WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! at the top of your lungs
54. Everyone thinks you are scottish because you have made your entire wardrobe filled with the pattern on their school uniform(well i am half scottish...)
55. You sneak out of class to search for the embryo
56. You have got all of the weapons the use in chara-nari and character change.
57 You have all of the accesories that appear on their heads when they character change
58 You have all of the cosplay of every single outfit in shugo chara.
59. If someone is in a competition of some sort you dress as a pink cheerleader and shout out "GANBARE! GANBARE!(insert nickname here--)-CHAN/KUN!!!
60. You dress your cat in a cross t-shirt and shorts.
61. Whenever you see a baby you think it is pepe in disguise.
62. You give your teacher a lecture about how ict lessons could be used to watch anime by using the exscuse that the 2nd language is educational.
63. You have a whole book of your fanarts that is tied up with a ribbon with a x clip holding it together
64. You have got a picture of the windows symbol on your phone because it in the colours of amus eggs!(Red,blue,green and yellow!)
65. You joined the cheerleading club in school because you wanted to be like amulet heart
66. You joined an art club in school because you wanted to be lke amulet spade
67. You joined the cooking club in school because you wanted to be like amulet spade
68. You joined a music club in school beause you wanted to be like amulet dia
69. You have drawn over 50 shugo chara fanarts
70 you never stop drawing shugo chara fanarts...ever...even in school and on testpapers

71. You can't help to feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

72.You have written at least 1 shugo chara fanfic.

can sing all the openings and endings in Japanese and English.

74.Can't help to defend cross dressers.

start to talk like your favorite characters.

76.Your love for violins and cats has just doubled.

have read all the books (so far).

have at least one shugo chara thing off ebay.

79. You actually tried to make chocolates or lollies shaped like a main character (HELL YEAH I DID!! it failed...)

80. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

81. You have charas.

have drawn shugo chara pictures.

83. You can name all the characters from memory.

84. You have seen all the episodes.

85. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

86. You have cosplayed as the characters.

87. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show

88. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

89. You can do Bala-Balance.

90. You would copy and paste this list on your profile.

22 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it