IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am in the process of editing, revising, and re-posting my fics at my new account. I will eventually be removing them from this account. The new home for all my fic on FanFiction.net is under the user name WordsOnTheBrain! See my new profile for a rough schedule as to what my editing and posting will look like. Have fun reading lovelies! UPDATE: "The One Thing I Cannot Lose" and "I'm Not That Little Girl You Used to See" have official been moved! Yay! Also, I'm pretty sure I nearly had a heart a heart attack deleting them from this account. Even if they are at my new one... Eesh.

Name: HAHA I'm not gonna tell ya!

Age: Older than my sister, but younger than my dad. and the president.

i am awesome deal with it.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I did not slap you, I simply high-fived your face.

New offical names of your silverware

Fork= Dinner trident

Spoon= Dinner shovel

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Warning: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Yes, I am a dancer.

Favorite Quotes:

"Love is a lot like dancing; you just surrender to the music." -Pierce Brosnon

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

When life gives you lemons...

a. make lemonade.

b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.

c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.

d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.

e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.

f. make root beer.

"No artist is ahead of his time. He is time; the others are just behind the times." -Martha Graham

"It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer." -Shanna La Fleur

"While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance." -Hans Bos

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

"Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good." -Edward Demby

"Either you do the pirouette or you shoot yourself. One or the other, but something must happen." -Monet Robier

Never frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile.

"I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me." -George C. Wolfe

What is this thing you call "normal'? Is it contagious? OMG! Stay away from me! I might catch your "normal"!

Dancing appears glamorous, easy, delightful. But the path to paradise of the achievement is not easier than any other. There is fatigue so great that the body cries, even in its sleep. There are times of complete frustration, there are daily small deaths. -Martha Graham

People tend to look at dancers like we are these little jewels, little cardboard cut-outs, and yet we have blood and guts and go through Hell. -Susan Jaffe

Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policemen, always alert, always tense, but see, policemen don't have to be beautiful at the same time. -George Balanchine

To dance is to be alive.

I tried being normal for a while, but it got boring, so I went back to being me.

People will always talk about you. You might as well give 'em something to talk about.