Lady Salmakiahide bio
Author has written 15 stories for Digimon, Star Wars, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, and Legend of Zelda. Wow...I'd completely forgotten about fanfiction.net! I've neglected my fics horribly. I've had some awful writer's block with my original stuff (which I don't post) but maybe working on fanfics will help. Goal: Write a Luke/Mara, a new Mimou and something for Terry Pratchett. (Unfortunately, Discworld isn't realy condusive to fics...but I can try.) |
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Hylain Sun reviews
New Issue! Today's Headlines: Beyond Necrophelia: Redead Swinger Clubs and Princess Zelda Wears Men's Underwer (Note: Read Chapter 2 first. They're out of order and I'm too lazy to change it)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 7/16/2001
The Universal Solution reviews
Han has an idea. (And knowing Salmakia...it's a pretty dumb one!)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002
Observant reviews
A nice little Mimou from Matt's POV. You like Mimou don't you? You are a real fan aren't you?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2001
Magic Wars reviews
The first part of what I hope will become an entire Star Wars parody using the Harry Potter characters. It's very funny! (Remember Hello-phone?) Read, or I set the attack jawas on you! And...phew! It's done! (Go on...finish reading!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2001 - Published: 5/16/2001
I Think You'll Like My Grandpa reviews
You know when Cody asked Joe to dinner at his house? This is it. A first ever non-Mimou from Salmakia! ^.^
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2001
Delays reviews
Some nights you just can't seem to get out of the house. Mimou/Mimoe/Jyoumi A lovely, lovely couple! Review if you're a lovely, lovely fan!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2001
Party Animal Farm reviews
A satire on satire? Salmakia's sunk to a new low. I'd put this in the 1984 section since it's all Orwell, but it's too stupid.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001
Mad About Minerva reviews
Good old Professor McGonagall gets hit with a nasty insanity spell. (and it's not as stupid as it sounds, I promise!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/28/2001
Growing Up reviews
Joe videotapes the first few hours after the birth of his twins. (and it's a Mimou!)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2001 - Published: 3/28/2001
Mixed Signals reviews
Mimi. Joe. Hungarian TV. Nuff' said.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2001
Lord Asriel is Sexy! reviews
A change of pace from all the Will/Lyra tearjerkers. Takes place right after Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter, er, right after Lyra's concived, and then some cuz' it's chaperfied!!!
His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2001 - Published: 2/24/2001
Epilogue reviews
I just finished The Amber Spyglass. (Spoilers ahead!) I had to write this to comfort my little broken, hoplessly-romantic heart.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2001
Hello-Phone! reviews
Prank phone calls in the Star Wars universe! Read and laugh or I set the jawas on you!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2001
Head Over Feet reviews
I HATE songsfics...and I've written one...Mimou folks! Remember that! Mimou!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2000
