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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Naruto.

Hi, im a 16 year old who loves to read, draw, and write. My favorite books are the twilight series and percy jackson and the olympians. But my favorite characters from twilight are alice and jasper. From PJO, nico and thalia. My favorite anime/manga is Naruto.

I live in Fairmount Indiana, the smallest town on Earth.

My favorite bands are 3 days grace, skillet, avenged sevenfold, and Rise against, Hinder, Bullet for My Valentine, and many more.

I love the movie grown ups and the show family guy.

favorite quotes:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

'I'm still on earth because Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet!

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101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 4,250 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 7,442 - Follows: 9,018 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Uchiha Bogeyman by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 8,108 - Follows: 6,359 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,859 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 11,746 - Follows: 5,344 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 11,016 - Follows: 6,518 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 680 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 5,116 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Deadpool Does Fanfiction by Bishou no Marina reviews
The Merc with a Mouth is contracted to "fix" the dark world of fanfiction by hijacking its stories. Rated M for graphic violence, adult themes, profanity, arson, indecent exposure, trespassing, loitering, inappropriate use of a chimichanga, vandalism, vulgarity, delusions of grandeur, verbal abuse, larceny, stalking, relentless harassment, breaking and entering, and Deadpool.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W.
Code Lyoko Destinies Realized by PurpleSatinRose reviews
Completed! So much has changed, so much has been lost. So beggins the epic race against time... and they don't even know it. OxA UxY.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 127,656 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aelita S., Odd D. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5006 - Favs: 17,881 - Follows: 16,149 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 704 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 943 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
New Life of the Sound Demon by Haraio reviews
What do you do when someone you thought you hated gives you the chance to start a whole new life? Tayuya has to make that decision now. Rated for language, brutal rape, violence, blood and lemons. Tayuya x Shikamaru drama/romance/action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,325 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 3,224 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 318 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 455 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 3,646 - Follows: 844 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The seven sins of Harry by Flametongue reviews
Harry stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters, each one representing a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7308 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 1,357 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 566 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 828 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 349 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Naruto and Kyuubi: Fox Summoning Scroll reviews
On a random chance, Naruto finds a summoning scroll in the forest of Konoha? Fate or coincidence? We do not know, but what we do know is that once more, the power of the foxes will be shown to the world. FemKyuu/Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,308 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shadows and Bubbles reviews
Nico is thrust into the world of vampires when a capture the flag game goes bad. He meets our favorite bloodsuckers, and what will happen when he falls in love with our the little pixie we all know and love.Don't own PJO or Twilig.-Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alice, Nico A.
The Hidden Camp reviews
After experiencing the loss of his mother and best friend at the hands of the Gods, Chad turns his back on the Olympians and seeks revenge with the aid of the Titans. Sequel to Chaos Incarnate. Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2011
Healing the Broken reviews
What if Annabeth left Percy and then immediately he was sent on a quest with Thalia. Will they develop feelings for each other and still be able to return Artemis's stolen bow. R and R. Takes place 3 months after TLO. I don't own PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Chaos Incarnate reviews
Chad, a son of chaos, is wanted by a group of demititans. They need him to join, and when the gods find out about his existence, what will happen? Will the titans be freed, or will the gods triumph? read and find out. Takes place 12 yrs after TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete