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Joined 08-21-10, id: 2505969, Profile Updated: 02-11-12
Author has written 9 stories for Teen Titans, X-Men: The Movie, and Young Justice.

Hey guys!

Name: Al (Yes, I'm a girl)

Age: Anywhere for 10 to 10,000

Favorite Cartoons/Anime: Teen Titans, Young Justice, Ouran Highschol Host Club, FullMetal Alchemist, FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail

Quote of the day: "Well that was deep...And disturbingly creppy."

http:///petitions/get-a-6th-season-for-teen-titans.html

Update: 12/31/11:

Hey guys! I want to say this has been a great year and I hope the next one is even better! I hope you all have a wonderful season!

Random profile things:

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
Copy and past this into your profile if you want to see change in humanity. Homophobia is wrong, please do your part to end it.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Don't you just LOVE stereotypes?


When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO, The Pantom Titan, X-Chick218,


Wise proverbs

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a body.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?
'mOm' was your hero
and 'DaD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your WORST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?


~The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.


When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

omg...tacos!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty danm fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the fuck is my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

dude... what did you do with my cookies? COOKIE TERRORIST!


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Be sure its what you want by laenamoradadeROGUE reviews
During and after X3; what was Rogue doing? what happened after that? And by the way, where's Pyro? Start of canon to events of X3 but deviates towards the end, completely omitting "I couldn't do it" line from Rogue & Bobby. Almost finished.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,588 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 7/6/2006 - [Rogue, Gambit] Pyro, Angel - Complete
Love & War 1a: All's Fair - DISCONTINUED by scribblemyname reviews
Rogue beats the Prince of Thieves at a game of poker in exchange for a month of slave labor. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Rogue, Gambit]
XJustice by Danny Hellcat reviews
After a mission gone wrong and Robin acting odd the Team wonders what going on. Soon they found out that their little bird has a few secrets that were hidden for a reason. Rework/ Open to Suggestions.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Richard G./Nightwing
RedX Drabbles by thexqueen reviews
Drabble collection! Some will be slash, some not. New Chap: Where there's smoke, there's fire. And this blaze may be more then anyone could have thought.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red-X, Robin
Life and Times of a Human in Mutant High by XxRogueAngelDreamingxX reviews
Great. First I'm stuck in the totally akward situation of being the only human in Mutant High, and now Magneto wants to kidnap me? What next Life?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Just For Now by MarieLewis reviews
Upon his reluctant return to the Dursley home after the events of his 5th year, Harry becomes depressed and ill. After an unexpected visit to the doctor Harry discovers an new challenge that he must face. AU 6th year. Challenge on P&S. CANCER FIC! WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,371 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Elfs and Kittens by ElvenQueen18 reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles about the relationship between Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pryde. NOW COMPLETE.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] - Complete
The Ice Cold Glare And The Mesmerising Stare by Lost until i want to be found reviews
When Draco and Hermione get moved to a safe house for protection from Voldemort they have no knowledge that they belong together. Past experiences cause tension, but when things get dangerous it's all or nothing. Suck at summaries please review! Finally finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,048 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by samuari.flo reviews
Robin/KF. Miss M thinks the team should play spin the bottle but Robin's never been kissed. He goes to talk to Wally about it but not much talking is done. Rated M for reasons. Temporarily on hold because of personal reasons.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,993 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Project Cadmus Part 2 by zippychatter reviews
What if Project Cadmus didn't stop with Kr? When the Shadows realized that Superboy's powers were imperfect, they decided to kidnap six kids and clone nothing but powers. Now it's up to the tean to save them. Spitfire Supermartain
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
Unholy Matrimony by Diamond Jedi reviews
Revenge is sweet, but forcing your enemy into marriage is even sweeter. Rogue/Pyro. Takes place after the X-Men: The Last Sand. Alternate Universe, most definitely.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Pyro, Rogue
Cold by narutodippy reviews
It becomes too much for one person to hold the world on their shoulders. Eventually they have to break. Robin finally gives up. Suicide, One Shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Robin - Complete
TOO MANY by Your-Joy reviews
Red X goes to Robin in the dead of night and tries to face his fears about settling down. CRACK Robin/Red X BOY LOVE DON'T LIKE DON'T READ one shot
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Robin, Red-X - Complete
Musical Mission by MyLittleBird reviews
Young Justice has just gotten a mission to raise money for teenagers who are in the hospital and for sick children all over the world. The team learns a lot about each other that they had never known before. KF/Robin and a little Supermartian
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Realize by ForeverRose123 reviews
A marriage law has been passed, the Ministry have chosen. Who will the Golden Trio's spouses be? Will they be able to cope with such a commitment at such a young age? Post war though Golden Trio still in Hogwarts. Rated for swearing. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,280 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mr Cheap Shot and The Incredible FishStick by Jetsir reviews
100 tales chronicling the adventures of Titans East's two resident BAMF's: Speedy and Aqualad. Witness the drama, the badassery, the bromance, and the...romance? Perhaps... Based off of the 100 prompt list.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Speedy, Aqualad
Don't Leave by XxRogueAngelDreamingxX reviews
Scott finds a kitty and brings it back to the school. At least, it looks like a kitty...After 3rd movie. Storm is headmistress of the school. And Scott is miraculously alive! Yay for him. R & R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,538 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Logan/Wolverine
Unappreciated by Super Batflash reviews
I'm taking fic requests for unappreciated YJ pairings. Info inside
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
Moments With Dick and Wally by Super Batflash reviews
Summary: drabbles with Dick and Wally Warning: slash, sex, and language
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Vetanda by Fire Makes Me Smile reviews
Safety, that's all Rogue wanted. But when a kidnapping tears Rogue away from the tightly woven safety net she spent so much time weaving, she discovers that the lure of the forbidden is stronger then she ever could have imagined. ROMY.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,834 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Gambit, Rogue
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem by Concolor44 reviews
Benny's Breakfast House is the best-kept non-secret in Jump City. They will serve ANYONE, no questions asked, and they mean it. Rated for some language. Now no longer a one-shot. Anyone who wishes may contribute a chapter to this story.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,120 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Speedy, Red-X - Complete
Much Ado About Nothing by StarsAndSparks44 reviews
When you're in the Brotherhood, it isn't simply a test of survival against the X-Geeks, Mystique, or Wanda; It's a test of sanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Avalanche/Lance A., Toad/Todd T.
Drifting by Ladey Jezzabella reviews
I remember the first time Han tried to make an impression on me. A sleek Nissan Silvia came racing down the road. I stared in shock as it drifted to a halt, only to find a pair of dark eyes staring back. HanxOC
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Han - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Teen Titans by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
I know this has been done a million times before, but I really wanted to make a list of ways to annoy various members of the Teen Titans! Rated T because I'm paranoid. CHAPTER 24: WILDEBEEST NOW UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
Ultima by Shantel Lukasik reviews
When Ava comes to the Xavier Institute, she begins a new life. But why are very powerful mutants so intent on having her on their side? With the power to use the abilities of mutants she meets, will her life ever be normal? Kurt/NightcrawlerxOC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Honour Bound by Draeconin reviews
Lucius Malfoy acquires a life debt. Draco pays. But that's just the start, as Harry's life is turned upside down ... again. He finds out his history is a lie, the castle has a soul, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,341 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That's Professor Wallace to You by Super Batflash reviews
Superboy doesn't really understand a lot of simple life lessons most people learn when they're kids. Who better to teach him lessons in life than Wally?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Wally W./Kid Flash
Unspoken Bat Rules by BlackMarionette reviews
If you're gonna to add spandex to the costume…You gotta have the ass for it.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Teen Titans LA by toughcookie27 reviews
Some villains from Jump City have finally decided to leave . . . but now they're terrorizing Los Angeles! To protect the city, Teen Titans L.A. will emerge. Sorry, but no longer accepting.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Questionable Sanity by mulitcom reviews
In which Deadpool becomes Rogue's neighbor, Gambit seduces his boss, and Rogue discovers that - although the Cure has worn off - she can touch and/or molest a certain man named Remy LeBeau. Shameless ROMY, with Wade Wilson thrown in.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Gambit, Rogue
Fervent by FrankandJoe3 reviews
At first it was just a prank from the beloved Elf, but it soon evolved into something that no one would've ever predicted. :Not Good At Summaries: Kurtty and Slight KF/Rob
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Richard G./Nightwing
Jump City High by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
The BoE has won, and they have erased all of the Titans' memories and forced them to high school go to On top of regular drama, Argent starts having flickers of memories, but can she convince her friends and find out who they really are?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Argent
Baby Boom by DannyPhanto fan reviews
Conner knocks up M'gann. Simple right? But other superheroines are getting knocked up too and add in Red Arrow/Arsenal finding a girl in a lab and it doesn't seem to be a simple case of teenage hormones and adult stupidity.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Forbidden by Eve-the-Charlotte-Archive reviews
"As such, these one hundred things are forbidden to the one such person named Alex Masters. . ." Herein lies a list of one hundred things Havok is not allowed to do. Read if you dare. . .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Havok/Alex M./Alex S., Berzerker/Ray C. - Complete
A Lesson In Innuendo by potatopeeling reviews
Superboy doesn't understand the sexual innuendo that people say to his face, so he goes to Robin for help. Written for the anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Don't Look Now by Sing Me Goodnight reviews
2 - it's my 18th birthday and I accidentally locked us out of my dorm room...everyone else is sleeping.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Animal Hunt by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Robin and KF head up to Bayville to help the X-Men find their beloved Wolverine. Rated T for later violence
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Richard G./Nightwing
Night by Vanessa Gordon reviews
Two Titans share a moment on the roof of Titan Tower. RaeRob fluff.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Resolutions by Peonywinx reviews
Four years after Young Justice is founded, they are finally allowed to become independent. They go looking for old members who have left - including Robin and Kid Flash - but they don't know that Robin and Kid Flash have found a new team: the Teen Titans.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Just Haven't Met You Yet by blackberryhunttress reviews
After moving out of the mansion, Rogue never thought she'd come back. But after she gets conned into going to Kitty's wedding, she's going to need to bring a date that can impress her old family about her new life. Can a certain Cajun escort help her out?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,823 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Phobia by Kelcor reviews
Danny thinks that Steve's not afraid of anything... he's about to find out how wrong he is! Prepare for some shameless Steve h/c, people! *grin* WARNING! H/C SCENES ARE OOC! Rated "T". No Slash COMPLETE! More H/C added to Chapter 10 by popular request!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Ties, Aneurysm Faces And, God Forbid, Feelings by thewhiterose3 reviews
Or, that time Steve actually listened to what Danny was ranting about.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Ma i by akaStoryteller reviews
Steve is sick but he doesn't realize how sick until Grace clues her father in and asks for help.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Jealous Monster by mikeyboixD reviews
Robin gets jealous because Kid Flash keeps flirting with the female members of the team. Robin/Kid Flash. Slash.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Best Kurtty Ever 1 1 1 11 11! eleven! by Blanc Expression reviews
What happens when a very bored Kurtty writer gathers most of the cliches of several Kurtty fics and slaps them together? That's right... THE BEST KURTTY EVER! A poorly written parody for the cheap laughs, but who cares? IT'S KURTTY!11!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by shinysylver reviews
Steve receives an unexpected Valentine.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Broken Promises by Sparrowhawk1952 reviews
Irony is painful, and why Danny hates Hawaii...really.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
Stairs and Stares by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
And yes, okay, she listens to the voice in her head...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Pyro, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Pyro and the Plooze by ColdFusion180 reviews
A tale which is told in a manner quite loose, as that used by the late and the great Dr. Seuss.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Ask and Tell by shinysylver reviews
The repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell changes everything for Steve and Danny. Spoilers through 1x13. Rating is for language because I seem to have decided that a Navy Seal and a Jersey Cop curse more than CBS lets on.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Dummies' Guide to Successful Relationship by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Journey of a perfect relationship is never easy. Steve and Danny are trying their best to make it last.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Wolverine the Canadian Mutant by Blanc Expression reviews
Combine a popular Christmas jingle and a crazy X-geek on sugar high...you get one insanely retarded parody that deserves to be burned in the depths of hell. Merry X-mas...? Rated T for suggestive content and violence. Complete and stupid.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Xmen Evolution AZ crazyness by PrettypurpleRogue reviews
A drabble for every letter of the alphabet from apples to zebras. ROMY and pickle jars! Review please.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Acolyte Productions Presents… by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto tries to recover from his latest set of ordeals but the Acolytes have other plans.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Queen's High by PrettyGothGirl reviews
Romy: Logan sends Rogue to recruit a certain Cajun, resulting in goose chases, fights, poker, basketball games and petty theft. in which Rogue sets to prove that one Mississippi Queen is always high. Epilogue: Rogue and Remy are missing. 25 of 25
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,429 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Death Is The Easy Option Out by inlovewithvanity reviews
being given as a slave is one thing, but being given to one of your old best friends is another. Every day its getting harder and harder to tell the differance between John and Pyro . Pyro/Rogue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,731 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Rogue, Pyro
Kindle the Lights by SageK reviews
Puck is pissed. How many times does he have to announce that he's a Jew to everyone before they remember the fact. Hell no he does not want to sing Christmas songs, he may be a Jew for Jesus but he's drawing the line
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Who Widdled In Your Cornflakes This Morning? by ValkyriePhoenix reviews
Rogue leaves the institue after finding out her boyfriend bats for the other team. She travels and then she arrives at a University. But fate has plans for her in the form of Logan, John, The God Of War and a cute Cajun thief. ROMY. LEMONS.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rogue - Complete
Hey Rockstar by Gambitgirl1974 reviews
Two Brotherhood boys have some problems...let's let them work it out. AvalancheXQuicksilver, eventual slash, yaoi.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Avalanche/Lance A., Quicksilver/Pietro M.
25 Days To Annoy The XMen by 0HeartShapedBox0 reviews
What happens when the adult X-Men try to educate the New Recruits? Insanity, Craziness, Mental Torture, Basketball Babies and so much more! On hold :
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
The Whole Truth by MrMissMrs Random reviews
Fang comes back to explain to a certain blind bird kid why he really left The Flock. How will this go? Fang/Iggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Sinner by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
His eyes burned into hers as he pushed her onto the bed. clothes were flying and she was pretty sure she knew where this was going. But it didn't matter, he was a sinner and at that moment in time...she was a sinner too. AU KURTTY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,148 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Kiss the Girl by J. J. Bean reviews
I have a thing for songfics. A combination of Sam/Rahne and Bobby/Jubilee, so Rahme/Jubby. Yes, there is a mentioning of Kurt :P
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Jubilee/Jubilation L., Wolfsbane/Rahne S. - Complete
Sans everything by wencharella reviews
What if Lance died young? Pietro reflects on losing Lance, and how there is never enough time to live.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Beginnings by Angel13490 reviews
AU X-men&Teen Titans Join the Xmen as they escape their human captors, take root in Bayville and discover the ultimate sin: betrayal. But when one member pushes the team too far how many lives will be lost to the enemy? Many pairings inside!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,624 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
We're All Scared by Southern Spell reviews
I grew up believing mutants were unnatural, and they shouldn’t be around normal people. Then my brother was exposed as one. Now I'm trying to cope with it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,127 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
I'm Cold, John by Jo31891 reviews
Click, flick, snap! Over and over. Restless. He’s restless. I don’t want him to leave me behind. John, please don’t leave me alone. Keep me warm. I’m Cold, John. Male-slash; Iceman & Pyro
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Over the Edge by The Romance Chick reviews
Sequel to Toward Oblivion. Even more smut than before. Your welcome.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kid Flash, Jinx
One Sentence by insertsnarkhere reviews
50 word prompts, 50 sentences.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Pyro, Rogue
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Toward Oblivion by The Romance Chick reviews
Kid Flash and Jinx, four months into their relationship. Very naughty. Lemon.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Acolyte Fools by ColdFusion180 reviews
April Fool's Day has arrived at the Acolyte base and it's open season on everybody.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
And Then Sex by atromiti reviews
Robin. Red X. Slash. Crack. Hackneyed plot device. The author apologizes.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Robin, Red-X
A Generous God by atromiti reviews
Red X sees the light. Warnings: slash, crack, fourth wall annihilation.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Robin, Red-X
Come on Up, Lay Your Hands in Mine by Misato reviews
When everything else is stripped away, all you have to lean on is each other. RogueIcemanPyro, postX2, ignoring X3 Warning: this fic contains sex, swearing, and the Apocalypse.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Rogue, Iceman - Complete
Hardware Woes by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes go to a hardware store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Acolyte 500 by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes have fun with some toys while Magneto gets another headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Masks by atromiti reviews
Robin gets more than he bargained for. “Good game, kid.” Slash
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Robin, Red-X
Esuohdam 17 by ColdFusion180 reviews
A parody of the movie Stalag 17. The mutants are in a prison camp, but one of them is a Hydra spy. Who is it? And what kind of madness will ensue?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Blame It On the Fangirls by atromiti reviews
Red X finds Robin in a compromising situation. Slash! Crackfic!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Robin, Red-X
Beds Are Meant for Two by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] It's funny, the things you think about when it's three in the morning, and your brain won't shut up and go to sleep. [Jubilee fic]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Jubilee/Jubilation L. - Complete
Where Darkness Thrives by Yaa reviews
The Teen Titans go undercover at Hogwarts to help protect Harry, but with the time for Trigon's rise close at hand, will they be able to save both Harry and Raven from the clutches of evil? Finished.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,083 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Raven - Complete
The Quest! by Zee4 reviews
Pietro is bored and needs a hobby. So he goes off on a quest to collect Mary-Sues! Meanwhile, Lance is having relationship problems, the Mary-Sue is being held captive by cannibals, and Kitty is determined to make Lance her's again whatever the cost!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004
A Day in the Life of the Brotherhood by Red Witch reviews
What is a typical day with the Brotherhood like? Here's an interesting answer!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
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Submit an OC! reviews
Submit an OC for a chance to be placed on either the Young Justice team, or a new teen-aged all villian team to face off against Young Justice! Please read Author's Note before submitting! SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED! I will post the accepted OC's next!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Second Chances reviews
ADOPTED BY HinaHyu98! Wanting a new life, Jinx abandons villainy. She comes upon Star City, and its' resident superhero, Kid Flash. Will she decide to stay, or will she move on? Everybody deserves a second chance. Why not Jinx? KFxJ, some RxS, BBxR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Kid Flash, Jinx
The New Kid On The Block reviews
COMPLETE OVER-HAUL IN PROGRESS! What if there was another sidekick on the first mission? How would it've changed what happened? Electra is their newest member. They discover she's hiding things from them. Can she earn their trust back? KFxA SBxMM SxC RxOC
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Gemini reviews
Kayla and Luke have been accepted into Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, but they attract the attention of a certain magnetic mutant. One wants no part, the other leaves Xavier's behind. Will they ever be able to connect again? O.C.'s are not mine!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alexander S./Havok
Runner reviews
ON HIATUS! COMPLETE OVER-HAUL IN PROGRESS! "What's your name?" "Rose Bourdreaux," "And your new here?" "Yep." "Well then, welcome to Mutant High." Rose finds herself in a school filled with Mutants. Can she find her way? Full summary inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
XTitans? Tmen? Really? reviews
When a new mutant is found in Jump City, Xavier & Co. travel to California, and meet the Titans. After a battle with the newly unfrozen Brotherhood of Evil, who was really behind the attack? Then Magneto and Slade team up. Full summ inside! No OC's!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rogue, Robin
TMen? reviews
A new mutant is in Jump City, Xavier & Co. travel to California, and meet the Titans. After a battle with the newly un-frozen Brotherhood of Evil, who was really behind the attack? Then Magneto & Slade team up. Xover with Teen Titans, summ inside No OC's!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rogue
XTitans? reviews
A new mutant is found in Jump City, Xavier & Co. travel to California, and meet the Titans. After a battle with the newly un-frozen Brotherhood of Evil, who was really behind the attack? Then Magneto & Slade team up. Xover with X-Men, summ inside! No OCs
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Robin, Speedy
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