"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

"We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to." - W. Somerset Maugham

Age: Pi

Sex: Take a guess

Western Zodiac Sign: It used to be Aries, but ever since that stupid addition of another one, apparently I'm an Pisces,

Likes: People who are not idiots and reveiwers :) they make me happy

Name: Call me A

Dislikes: Idiots, People who bully other people, and annoying people, mary sues,

"Of course I'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there."

"Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you oughtta watch out for because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid."

"What I'm thinking about right now involves a machete and a pair of pliers."

""The problem here is...you're talking in math...and I'm listening in stupid."

"To die would be a great adventure."

"Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!!!

Don't regret anything you do. Because, in the end, it's what makes you who you are."

"Some people believe in god; I believe in music, ya know? Some people pray; I turn up the radio."

"Nothing, it's just... I hear the bells."- L Lawliet

'Blessed are they who laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.'

"The difference between geinus and insanity is that genius has it's limits."-Albert Einstein

'"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."-Carl Gustav Jung

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quizever created.

Get Sorted Now!

"A story must be told, or there'll be no story, yet it is the untold stories that are most moving."

~J.R.R. Tolkien

"Good writing is clear thinking made visible."

~ Gee-off's fortune cookie

"Faerie is a perilous land, and in it are pitfalls for the unwary and dungeons for the overbold."

~J.R.R. Tolkien

IREAD THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You Know You're an Author If:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word (e.g. 'College is so, like, totally daunting')

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time. You don't even know!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Actually this does not aply but w.e.)

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. In the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul."

"Not all those who wander are lost."

"No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it."

I am no one, nobody, nothing.
I am silent because I do not know how to use my voice.
I am hopeful because when all else is gone we can still have hope.
I am a writer because some stories need to be told, and some messages need to be spread.
I watch the stars because they are lights in the darkness, pinpricks of magic.
I listen in the woods because they are full of life.
I think eyes are beautiful because they tell us things words cannot, because a single look can hold an entire story.
I have never seen a more beautiful love than the bond between the closest of brothers.
I am nothing, and a little bit of everything.

Give me the coffee or the protagonist dies!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has SURVIVED, died, or is LIVING WITH cancer!

I am worse than evil! I am an author! (So therefore by the rules of Inkheart I'm an insufferable asshole with a god complex. Wheeeeeee!)

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Isn't it interesting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked??

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Or have I? ...xD)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys and their accents, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a problem with counsellers, copy and paste!!

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

PERCY'S ROCK IS A TEST STORY! THIS MEANS THAT IT IS A STORY FOR ME TO GET RID OF THOSE ANNOYING MUSES IN MY HEAD AND IT MAY NOT UPDATE FOR A WHILE! HOWEVER IT WILL UPDATE!!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.” -- Anonymous

“There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train” -- Anonymous

“Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.” -- Anonymous

“A word to the wise isn't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need advice.” -- Anonymous

“Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls.” -- Anonymous

“The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.” -- Anonymous

“Sometimes I wonder ‘Why is that frisbee getting bigger?’ then it hits me.” -- Anonymous

“People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door.” -- Anonymous

“You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.” -- Anonymous

“It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt ... then it's hilarious!” -- Anonymous

“I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.” -- Anonymous

“I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes. A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.” -- Anonymous

“I was uncool before being uncool was cool.” -- Anonymous

“Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?” -- Anonymous

“Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!” -- Anonymous

“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!” -- Anonymous

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!” -- Anonymous

“A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.” -- Anonymous

“There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.” -- Anonymous

“Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.” -- Anonymous

“Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.” -- Anonymous

“Life is like an avocado. Why? I have no idea.” -- Anonymous

“Keep the dream alive- hit the snooze button...” -- Anonymous