Why hello there. I'm C.K. (also known as Bandit, Banana, the Bucket, and Caroline by different groups of people) I'm obsessed with many things, probably too many things. You won't see a lot of my stuff up here due to my perfectionist issues. I love to give ranting, long-winded reviews whenever I think something is seriously wrong, so you can probably see one of 'em on peoples stories. I am your average person.

About ME: I am a sixteen year old girl, and because of this I have a lot of feels. Sometimes they force me to write things that seem strange or out there to other people. I love and am pretty okay at most of the fine arts (writing, drawing, singing, acting, etc.) I'm a total klutz, though, and can't dance to save my life. Writing and drawing are some of my favorite things, and I"ll try to post more stories up here for you to mercilessly flame me with. I love to sing, play guitar, and generally be better than everyone else. I'm also really into fashion, and my style changes like the wind.

{AWARDS 'N SHIT}

Third place in Starvation Monthly Writing Contest March*

Nominated for Best Nontraditional Pairing in the Winter Hunger Games Awards*

(*)Wanting

(*)Birthday Gift

...wow that was sad and entirely too brief.

Stuff about my writing: I am fickle and tire easily, so I write mostly oneshots. I also like to pair pretty much anyone with anyone and write fics about it. I am rarely happy with canon pairings, since I tend to root for the underdog or the obscure characters.

Song of the moment (changes every five minutes): The entire David Bowie album: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Don't judge me, it just kind of happened and now I can't stop.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter Series, Darkest Powers Series, Hunger Games Series, Mortal Instruments Series, The Wicked Years (book Wicked was based off of)...and a lot, lot more.

Favorite Shows: AVPM/AVPS (okay, not really a show, but I love it to pieces Red Vine?) Dance Moms, Glee (kind of a closet gleek), Community, 30 Rock, and... well, I don't want to think about that any more.

Favorite Bands: Too many. Way too many. I literally dabble in every single genre of music. It comes with being a fairly serious guitarist. Except you couldn't pay me to listen to pop country. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Favorite Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, the Breakfast Club, Heathers...and more that I can't think of at this moment. I love 70's and 80's movies, even the awful ones.

Currently obsessed with: The videogame Canis Canem Edit, or Bully in the U.S.. It is the SHIT. I hate videogames, but I love this one. If you haven't played it, you must. It is my one true videogame love.

I SHIP: So much shit that I don't want to list it right now.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 115, and find line 17. Quote it. Now!

“Good man, Harry!” roared Hagrid. “Right then -- let’s see….”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A copy of The Summoning. And my bed.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Office

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:18

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My ipod, which is playing My Generation by The Who

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour or so ago, to pick up my cat who refused to come inside

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A Microsoft Word document

9. What are you wearing?

A white tank top, rainbow zebra print shorts (No shit these shorts are the coolest things I own).

10. Did you dream last night?

Er…I cannot divulge that (code for I don’t know)

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was watching 30 Rock, and they were showing the names that they had changed Liz’s door sign to. I'm immature and will laugh at things like “Lez Lemon”

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Stickers, drawings, a mirror, paintings

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I was just at a theme park. Heck yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I’m doing this out of boredom. I’m not thinking.

15. What is the last film you saw?

I heard half of Get Smart on the ride home from Universal Studios.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I’d put most of it in a savings account, leaving a few thousand for a splurge. Then I would shop my butt off.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am the middle child (one of them) of six children. Three boys, three girls. Three of these are my half-siblings. We are like the friggin Brady Bunch.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I am a teenage girl, so don’t hold this against me. But I like this guy. A lot. So…for him to like me as more than a super-cool friend who happens to be a girl.

19. Do you like to dance?

I stink at it, but sure.

20. George Bush:

Will Ferrell. What can I say? I love SNL

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lola. Because shit I love that name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Noah? Alex? I’m one of those people who would do extensive research.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I like America, and every single delicious fried food in it. But yes, I would and probably will. This summer I might actually be living in Russia, truth be told.

Message me stuff, bitches. And review. Um, that is all.