birchermueslihide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Emily and I live in Australia. I am utterly addicted to fanfiction and worship the Marauders. Three of them, anyway. :P Peanut Butter is my God... as are jam scones. Muesli bars too. I play the violin and am obsessed with running. PM me. I love to talk! :D |
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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,342 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Standing in the Mirror by Eutony reviews
Oliver isn't happy with the unwanted attention Katie's getting from two other Quidditch Captains. Katie doesn't understand why Oliver would give up everything to protect her. Even Quidditch! Why can't Davies and Diggory just leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,659 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle's Crabble Drabbles by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
It's late at night. Crabbe and Goyle crept quietly into THEIR Room of Requirement…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Napped! by Livelier reviews
It's the summer before 7th year and Lily Evans is out riding her bike when a certain black-haired Marauder jumps out from the bushes with an apple and a very large bag in hand... T for language. Lily POV. R&R? Done!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,092 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 6,152 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Time Will Come by ChocoPrep reviews
"He got the balls that flew toward his net, along with my heart. I glare at the back of her head. She doesn't deserve him like I do. He looks so lovingly at her I think he might as well bend down to kiss her heels. But my time will come. Just you wait."
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,110 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Massie B., Derrington
Those Socks by Radical.2 reviews
Sirius tells James that Lily is into muggle gangsters. James, of course, has been lied to and pranked, and ends up wearing a pretty decent costume. Except Lily doesn't like gangsters. And those socks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Viktor Krum: YOU HAUNT MY DREAMS by Juricon reviews
The second installment in Juricon and birchermuesli's angsty/romantic/parody poetry series. Told in the perspective of whoever you imagine it to be. Reflects on the past, present and future. You can take this seriously. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Viktor K. - Complete
Slughorn's Party by ikeahp67 reviews
A series of one-shots told from various perspectives of the same night. Readers please note; 'Alex and Lupin' is rated M15 , it contains adult themes and scenes of a sexual nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Viktor Krum: YOU RIP MY HEART by Juricon reviews
Someone writes an angst-ridden sexy poem to Vikky Krum. You can decide who the poet is. Co-written with birchermuesli. Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Viktor K. - Complete
Haggy's fat fold by HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA reviews
Harry gasped in shock. There Hagrid was, lying innocently on his bed. Naked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potterella by GhostOfBambi reviews
He thought she just wanted to dress in a pretty costume and force him to play at one of her favourite childhood games. Boys were stupid like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Evans! by Lkay09 reviews
Lily/James oneshot...funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Intoxication of the Shrew by GhostOfBambi reviews
This is just the kind of thing that happens when life decides to punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 176 - Published: 4/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's My Party by Oynnej reviews
Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,075 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Demented Love by psycial reviews
Rated R Just to be safe. One shot fic. It's about Hagrid confessing his love for Harry. How will he react? almost Slash warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
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This is Us reviews
It's our last year at Hogwarts, and against everything that my mind is frantically telling me, I'm now falling for James Potter. He's dating another girl. Now, what in Merlin's name has gone wrong with the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Slumber reviews
It's late at night, and James is standing outside Lily's room. Lily holds her breath, waiting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
De l'amour, de la vie reviews
The plan of hating James Potter – or rather, the plan of not falling head over heels for him – was actually originally designed for a week. Then a fortnight, then a month, and two... L/J oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wake Up reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything That I Love About You reviews
Lily lets a very important secret slip to James. LJ oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hazy reviews
A collection of drabbles retelling Lily and James' Seventh Year. The ups, the downs, the laughter and tears - this is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
