Hi.I like minecraft.this page is full of junk i cant be bothered clearing out.

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.

here are some copy and pastes that I like:

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (well duh)

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that says 'Push' copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile

If you love badges copy and paste this.

If you ever feel like you want to scream copy and paste this.

If you love the phrase 'politically guaranteed cosmic fail' copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you copy and paste the same thing over and over again, copy and paste.

If you love listening to music c&p this.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you are brought up with a religion you don't actually believe in, copy and paste this.

If you hate rap music copy and paste this.

If you love to copy and paste stuff and invent your own copy and pastes, copy and paste this.

If you can't tell the difference between emos, moshers and goths, copy and paste this.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you think that wearing animal fur is just wrong...and the only thing that God put animals on the earth for was to one day takeover us all...c&p this!

If you are normal GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

Here are some random things:

If Justin Beaber was about to jump of a skyscraper,80% of teenage girls would panic,19% would get a chair,buy some popcorn and yell "DO A BACKFLIP!",and 1% would line up to push him off.

Age 4-9"YAY Trick-or-Treating!" Age 10-12"Im to old for Trick-or-treating" Age 13+ "HELL YEA FREE CANDY!"

Baby cow 1 "mama why am i named daisy?"

Mama"When you where born a daisy petal fell on your head"

Baby cow 2"mama why am i called rose?"

Mama"when you where born a rose petal fell on your head"

Baby cow 3 "nj;gkigtoh"

Mama"Shut up cinderblock!"

Girl"I need to tell you something.I cheated"

Boy"I did too,with *Someones name*"

Girl"I ment on my Ezam test,arshole"

Age 8 "YAY I have Facebook"

Age 10 "OMG I have so many friends!"

Age 16 "AAAAAAHHHHHH!TODDLERS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!"

Boy "*Texting*You look lovely"

Girl"*Texting back*Thanks"

Girl thinks* Girl"*Texting*I saw you 10 minits ago why cant you tell it to my face for once?"

My mum says that the mor colorfill food is,the healther it day i was grownded for eating smartes at diner.:)

A friend will fisit you in jail,a good friend will bail you out of jail and a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS F*KIN AWESOME!"

One spelling mistake can destroy your live.A husband sent this to his wife:"I'm having a wonderful time wish you where her"

We oferuse the word "love".Why dont we use"pancakes" as a stubstisute? e.g. I pancakes you.

A good friend will Help you find a pregnancy test,and a Best friend will be banging on the bathroom door yelling "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

Age 6:

lil sis *crying*

Bro "aww whats wrong?"

lil sis "i got an owwy"

Age 15:

lil sis *crying*

bro "right who did it?"

lil sis "(name)"

bro "*loads shotgun* Be right back"

American Punishment "Your grounded,now give me your phone!" Chinese punishment "Your grounded,now give me your chopsticks.Heres a fork"

Age 3: *Boy kisses girl* Parents "AAAAAWWWWW *Takes pic*"

Age 16: *Boy kisses girl* Dad"Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!!*Loads shotgun*"

How to tell age diffrences:

1-5: TEEHEE BUBBLES

6-8: Im to cool for Bubbles

9-12: Yeah ok...

13: TEEHEE BUBBLES

6 years old :"Yay im going to stay up till midnight!" crashes @ 9.00pm

13 years old :" Im gonna turn in early" crashes @2.00am

snows*school is open* *Earthquake*school is open* *End of the world*school is open*

BEFORE:

Room:Messy

Under bed:Clean

AFTER:

Room:Clean

Under bed:Messy

Igot this of urban Dictionary:

3.Toni

She's stylish, gorgeous, sweet, kind, brilliant and powerful, basically gods gift from heaven. Everyone has respect for "Toni" Many envy, hate and are very jealous of a Toni. Toni's can be mean at times only to those who are disrespectful, mean, liars, ghetto and fake type people. If she's your friend she will have your back to the end. Toni is very picky and refuse to settle for less. They work very hard and will not let anyone stand in their way. They are very classy women who is somewhat a control freak but always get the job done. They play hard like men but always carry themselves like elegant classy ladies. You will do anything for a Toni!

1. Gotta have a Toni!
2. Once you have a Toni you will never give her up.
3. Why are you so angry? Because I'm not a Toni!
4. Sorry, can't do what a Toni can do.
5. C'mon be more like a Toni
6. Becareful because she's a Toni.
7. If you want to be FABULOUS you got to be a Toni.
8. Nothing like a Toni.
9. If you're brilliant you MUST be a Toni.
10. He will always say YES if you're a Toni.

1.Holly

A word used to describe a beautiful and bright being.
usally linked to a girl of average height with blonde hair and brown eyes.

Symptons of being a Holly:
- excessive loudness (no volume control)
- sometimes lives in a fantasy world- belives herself to be a princess
- Tendency to dress in alot of pastel coloured pink
- likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly