What is there to know about me?

I am in law enforcement and have been for close to fourteen years. It is a career and family unlike any other. There is always two quotes that remind me of the brotherly love that comes in Law Enforcement.

The first is from Bad Boys 2 "We ride together. We die together Bad Boys for life."

The other is from a song called the Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney "I got your number. I got your back. When your backs against the wall. You mess with one man you mess with us all."

Yes I am gay. Hence all the A/O, C/O or O/OFC.

Even though Olivia Benson is a fictional character I would like to be as dedicated of an officer as she is in the show.

Why I write Fan Fiction?

Writing has always been an outlet for me. Especially in my line of work it is nice to write where the suspect is always caught and the victim receives justice. Even though closure rate on most crimes is low.

What do I write?

I mainly write Olivia paired with Alex, Casey, Or my own character. I have written one where she was paired with Elliot. That was a one time event. I pass any plots or ideas concerning an E/O off to LBM.

What do I read?

Law & Order: SVU

NCIS

CSI: Las Vegas

Rizzoli & Isles.

Favorite Quotes from SVU

Olivia: Whats your name?
Suspect: Screw You!
Olivia: Screw You you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.

Stabler: "Man I never want to grow old.."
Benson: "In our line of work, be careful what you wish for."

Liv- “This guy’s single handedly keeping Pier 1 in business.”

Cabot: Well, he wouldn't be a single parent if he hadn't killed his
wife.

Olivia: "He smells expensive."
Cragen: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant."

Cragen: Nice Outfit (To Olivia)

Olivia: Thanks

Cragen: You were wearing it yesterday.

Suspect: Screw you.
Olivia: I can screw you harder.'

Elliot: Captain, It looks more like a private to me

Warner: I'd have to enlarge it for the jury to see it

Favorite Quotes from Rizzoli and Isles

Angela Rizzoli: I won't embarrass you.
Jane Rizzoli: Thirty years of experience says otherwise

John J. Murray: Satan is using homosexuals to destroy the kingdom of God.
Jane Rizzoli: (sarcastically, to Frost) Be on the lookout for a man in a red cape with a tail and pointy ears.
John J. Murray: I will pray for you.
Jane Rizzoli: No, thank you. I'll do it myself.

Favorite quotes from The Closer

Brenda: If I like being called a bitch to my face, I'd still be married.

MURPHY’S LAW (COP VERSION)
1. New uniforms attract catsup and gravy
2. Court will be scheduled in the middle of your days off and cancelled once you arrive.
3. Hot calls will come over the radio 10 minutes before the end of your shift or while you are taking care of business in the restroom after a meal at Taco Bell
4. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left th...e station and enroute to a hot call
5. Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through mud or dog crap
6. If you have cleared the entire house (or apartment), encountered no resistance and have not been cussed out at least once, you hit the wrong house.
7. If you park your patrol car in the middle of the Gobi desert with seemingly no one around, within 5 minutes someone will stop and ask for directions.
8. Coffee machines only break down in the middle of the graveyard shift.
9. Old squad cars never die, they just smell that way.
10. You are ALWAYS downwind from pepper spray.

A fellow officer posted this on their facebook and I couldn't help but laugh. Every bit of it is so true.

24 THINGS COPS KNOW, BUT MOST PEOPLE DON'T.

1.) Even though you say differently, you probably don’t know your rights.

2.) If you leave your teenager in charge of the house while you go away for the weekend, he or she will probably do something you forbade them to do. If they decide to host a beer party, your house will be wrecked.

3.) You can’t talk your way out of a ticket. Lots of people talk... themselves into one.

4.) Of course it went off. What did you expect would happen when you pulled the trigger?

5.) The electronics in your radar or laser detector work no faster than those in my radar or LIDAR gun. By the time the little red light goes on, I already have your speed.

6.) We know you had more than two beers.

7.) If you grew up with guns in the house, you probably knew how to get to them, even though your parents thought they had them hidden or locked away. Don’t think your kids are any less ingenious.

8.) Arguing with me here will not go well for you. Arguments are for courtrooms, where you can make any statements and ask me any questions you want. Out here, I win all the arguments.

9.) We really don’t care how many FOP, State Sheriffs Association or 11-99 Foundation stickers you buy for your car. If you deserve the ticket, you’re getting it.

10.) Yes, you do pay my salary. Today’s obligation can be calculated by the following formula: ((Amount you pay annually in state, county, or city taxes/365) x (Fraction of budget allocated for law enforcement))/(Number of employees in my organization)

11.) I’d be happy to give you a refund. Do you have change for a penny?

12.) Most able-bodied people really can do those tests while sober.

13.) You are not the first person to see a cop and say "Take him, he did it," "I didn’t do it," or to tell your kid, "If you don’t behave, that cop will put you in jail." You probably aren’t even the first one to say that today. You have, however, caused me to mentally label you as a moron. 1

14.) The gun isn’t to protect you. It is to protect me.

15.) Your substance abuse problem is your business until it spills over into someone else’s life. Now, you are the problem.

16.) I don’t especially care what your race, religion, sexual preference, ethnicity, political affiliation or economic status is. I do have a bias against assholes.

17.) Can anyone here point out this person’s parents? He just asked me if I knew who his father was, and I don’t.

18.) Believe it or not, you really don’t drive better with a few drinks in you.

19.) Do unto others, but do it first.

20.) We are not armed, uniformed scribes. If someone has threatened, insulted, or otherwise vexed you in some non-criminal way and you want it put on record, write it down, take it to a notary public, and sign it in their presence. Poof, you have a record. If we could make one change to improve society, better parenting would be toward the top of the list. 21.) There probably are teenagers who can handle alcohol responsibly outside the direct supervision of an adult. We never run into them, though.

22.) Please press firmly, you are making four copies.

23.) You are in _. We don’t care how they do it in _.

24.) Yes, you very well may see me in court. I get paid overtime to be there, win or lose.

a little bit more humor from a fellow officer

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