I'm a really nice person, but then I have my evil side. I like revenge sometimes... But really, I'm a good person who loves freedom, Jesus Christ, writing, movies, and music. I want to make a lot of friends on this site as much as possible. I like talking to people, but not creepy stalkers ones...

Name: Joey

Gender: Male

Age: Can you guess?

Personality: I'm a happy-go-lucky person! I'm really friendly but like I said, I have a dark side. I like to prank people as well.

Hobbies: Archery, Swimming, Dodge Ball, Singing, Drawing, Reading, Writing Stories, and the Computer

Types of Movies: Horror and Comedy

Types of Books: Adventure, Horror, Survival, and Paranormal

Now time for random copy paste stuff, yay!

(o_o) This is Bunny.

Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you watch too much TV copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever fell asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile

If when people call you crazy you take it as a complament copy and paste this onto you profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forget what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you believe that children are actually much smarter than most adults, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gone crazy looking for something that was in your hand all along, copy and paste this into your profile

If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

You've been caught for reading/writing fanfics in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (says you!)

If you like stuff, then copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!

99% of teens would have a heart attack if Facebook and MySpace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the 1%, who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5% who are not, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

f You've Ever Wished You Could go into a Book and Strangle Some of the Characters for Being so Incredibly Dumb, Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile

Copy this in your profile if you actually think it would be cool to get reaped for the hunger games

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Yes...so unbelievably true)

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

When life gives you lemons tell Chuck Norris to round house kick life in the face while you make lemonade for him because that was the deal.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stic

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd video tape it!)

Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile!

To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.)
Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen...
"Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!"
Yours sincerely,
Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, Bittersweet Applesauce, The Epic Bookworm, Shadowming1998, Plancor, Rebel Autumn Summer, RuexxRose, Katniss Peeta Perfect, Maddie Rose, Sylvanna, Kateriffic, Team Cato, Hijacked Imagination, M0ckingjay, LostInTheWorldOfFiction, Lilithisanameilike, Bowserboy129, PrincessLily7777, Iwasscreaming LONG LIVE -HGMR i-am-foxface,WritingStoriesIsLife

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Put this on your profile, spread the word. 1,000 fics gone without any warning... some of the ones deleted were finished and now we can never read them. Some of them had a lot of work put into them. Some people are going to keep posting despite the great SYOT cleansing of 5/29/2012