Hello, and welcome to my profile, my home is your home, fam!

I'm just a simple man, that enjoys writing casual stories.

So I hope you enjoy my stories, and if you don't then there's nothing I can do about it, brah!

Down below are little sections with mini paragraph's on information that may, or may not interest you.

Enjoy reading it!

Writing Plans/Goals

My current writing goal is to try and complete most of my current stories before I try writing new stories. I deleted the stories that I cannot complete at this moment in time, and as of now I have eight stories. Out of my current eight stories: "God of War" is on hiatus permanently, because I've lost interest in writing it, but I will leave it up for those few who enjoy it.

Writing Schedule?

I do not have a specific schedule, or pattern that I use, when it comes to updating any of my stories, so the updates are very random, and usually if I'm really enjoying writing a certain story, the updates will come out quick. If you see that I'm taking too long to update a story, do NOT hesitate to send me a PM telling me the story you want me to update. I WILL try to update. I usually try doing nice things for my readers.

Chapter Length

On average my chapters are between 1K-2K words. 3K If I'm in "The Zone" and 4K If I'm going "Plus Ultra" but yes, expect my chapters to be between 1K-2K... Since the chapters are 1K-2K, I will try to update on a daily basis!

Writing Style

If you read my stories, or if you plan on reading any of them, you will notice that my writing is very simple, and clear, hell, you could say it lacks details. That, my dude, is my writing style. I'm not here to write poetically, complex, symbolically, or any other way. I have more fun writing simplistic. Why say, "...And the old man felt pressure on his chest, he felt like a butter knife was being twisted inside his chest, and his vision started to blur, before darkness took ahold of him permanently." When I can say, "...And then the old man dropped like a fucking fly" see? Short and simple! Though, real shit, while my style is simple. I do try to add extra detail where I think it's needed. :) so fear not, my fellow readers!

Stories I Lose Inspiration On

I've written, and I've deleted many stories that I simply lost the will to complete, but that has changed. The stories I lose inspiration on, or the will to write, will be ended/completed right there and then, to give you the reader and myself some closure, so for example, let's say I lost the will to write a story, that's half way through an arc, I will complete that arc, and do my best to wrap everything, then I will end the story, even if it remains with questions left unanswered, or major potholes. To me there is no point in trying to continue a story that I no longer enjoy writing, but I will give you the reader some closure.

How LordVanity Plan's His Stories!

I don't really plan out my stories. I don't do any rough drafts, I usually just go with what I feel like writing at the moment, sometimes, I get certain ideas for story arcs, or scenes that I want to happen in the future, so I just do some little foreshadowing and hinting here and there, and I think about what's going to happen and how to execute it to the best of my abilities. Though, I usually have endings already written down, well multiple endings. So yeah, just a day in my writing life, fam.

LordVanity's Words of Mad Wisdom

If you made it this far down, then you most likely already read the somewhat important stuff before this! I kept it short and simple, since I know, nobody likes to read long ass profiles, so if you made it this far I'd like to say: Hello, I'm LordVanity, your new favorite Author, If I am already your favorite Author then your new new favorite Author! This section is reserved for thoughts I may have about certain things and other stuff in general, but I don't have anything to say at the moment, so that's all.

Thank you for reading!