Alzthegr8
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Joined 11-27-10, id: 2633314, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Code Geass.

The appeal of anime is its understated hilarity.

Heya Guys! :D I'm actually pretty new to this whole 'fan fiction' stuff, but I'm putting in lots of practice so when I'm happy with it I'll have like a million uploads and crash the internet :D My Bffl is HollyEmpire00 and we are doing an epic collaboration :D (Started in June 2010 :O).

DISCLAIMER - I OWN NOTHING D:

Favorite Animes: Soul Eater (Death the Kid omg :O), Fullmetal Alchemist, Code Geass

Favorite Characters (anime): Death the Kid, Dr Stein, Lord Death, EXCALIBUR (~!!!!~), Roy Mustang, Edward Elric, Lelouch Lamperouge (-swoon- By far the greatest character ever. I want to own him D:), Kira Yamoto (A.k.a Mr Huggable xD)

Favorite Pairings (:O): Roy/Edward, , Roy/Lelouch, Lelouch/Suzaku (pretty much Lulu and anyone from anything ever. As long as they're male...don't ask :P), Itachi/Sasuke (I actually asked my friend if I could 'be her Sasuke' in Japanese the other day. Our teacher thinks we're crazy, I swear O.o)

Favorite TV Shows: The Big Bang Theory, South Park, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Castle

Favorite Characters (TV): Sheldon Cooper, Ziva David, Tony Dinozzo (can I spell? O.o), Abby Sciuto, Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, Richard Castle and many, many others :D

W.I.P's: A really weird Code Geass FMA crossover thing with Lulu and Roy (which I'm so pumped about and which by bestie -literally- glomped me when she heard I was writing it)

Other: I'm an advocate of gay rights (as I'm actually Bi myself, so if I wasn't an advocate, that would be weird .), I'm really dirty and perverted (:D), and I take much pleasure in using this to my advantage (my friends actually call me 'The Perverted One')

Favorite Quotes:

"It's so cute when you try to kill me."

Lelouch L.

"Oh my god! Mr Huggable! You're not dead!"

Harte T.

"You are not pushing our child off that cliff!"

"I'm not going to push her...just encourage her to jump..."

Alec T. and Anne W.

One day I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted :D

"The best number is 73. It is the 21st prime number and it's mirror, 21, is the 12th. 21 is also the product of 7 and 3. 73 in binary is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001."

Dr Sheldon Cooper

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Terry Pratchett

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

WC Fields

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."

Douglas Adams (Amazing author of my favorite book ever; The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy)

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?"

Bart Simpson

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

Homer Simpson

*This is incomplete. If you want to read more, don't.*

Please feel free to email me at any time :D I won't bite or shun you :O ~ Alzthegr8@

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Wanted by PiercedStarling89 reviews
Based on Hunter Hayes song "Wanted" how exactly does John explain to a headstone everything he never got to say to the person he loved? And then exactly what is the long awaited reply?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Correspondence With Father by Writcraft reviews
Draco goes travelling after the war and sends letters to his father about his experiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
One One-Thousand by Lynn Larsh reviews
Sherlock is afraid of thunder. John has an age old cure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Artist by bitchinblackframedglasses reviews
After Sherlock jumps, something tugging at John's gut makes him visit St Bart's , day after day, until he finally goes up to the roof and comes face to face with something entirely unexpected but not unwanted. Oneshot. Not a return fic. Whipped up at one in the morning; beta'd by louisuperwholocked on Tumblr. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - John W. - Complete
Death the Kid Goes Shopping by TalkingOakTrees reviews
An extremely OCD Kid ventures to the mall. Armed with his weapons, Liz and Patti, along with a schedual, list, food, tent, and supplies, what could possibly go wrong? Just about everything. Rated T for mild language and occasional crude humor.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
The Heart Never Forgets by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward- having no memories of being with Roy- is in a bad relationship with Winry. Roy is falling farther into depression. Alphonse is trying to return his brother's memories without equivalent exchange. Can everything be put right? Memories series:second
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Used and Abused by Madarao The Authoress reviews
Edward is raped multiple times, and comes to Roy for help. But he's not sure if he can help the younger alchemist any. Not seeing him- the one he's found attractive for so long- like this. Eventual RoyEd, rape Don't like; don't read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
College Life by RomiofAmestria reviews
Edward is now in college working on his sixth degree in only his fifth year. Although, with people knowing of his homosexual relationship with a mystery person, they find him a great target to beat up. Rape, lemon, and mpreg in later chapters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Death Tales: The Grim Reaper's Son by EvanescentDream93 reviews
I guess there have been many assumptions about how I came into being, from Honorable Father being asexual to a female version of him wearing a pink bow. All rumors, though some have managed to scrape the surface of the truth. This is it…
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Becoming by Maybe the Moon reviews
Growing up. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Burn by Lily Rose Potter reviews
WARNING slash, boyboy love. Draco struggles with the lack of meaning in his life. He needs something and only one person will give it to him. The one with eyes of fire...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Chair by rockstar1235456 reviews
Harry's in someone's chair... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peractio by Sara6 reviews
Completion. Finishing. End. (H/D slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Revelations by Lix reviews
Draco/ Harry slash. Harry comes to his senses
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Up on The Seventh Floor reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge thinks he's found the perfect partner in Roy Mustang. But the prince get's a surprise when he finds himself actually developing feelings for the alchemist. WARNING: Graphic boy x boy lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Roy M., Lelouch L.