Barzini
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Joined 12-08-10, id: 2647973, Profile Updated: 11-24-12
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pokémon, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Harry Potter, Harvest Moon, Left 4 Dead, and Vocaloid.

Walking Dead : The Game :)


Life sucks.


We deny our maker.

We cling to the darkness.

We grasp for ourselves power and glory.

Now we come, the Nine,

Lords of Eternal Life


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-Ifyou tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-Ifyou start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

So true I love english :D Paste this on your profile if you think you are a writer.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...(Okay i do admit i am a bit of a loner but...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST
be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO.

Don't let yourself get hurt by a label.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits,Kakashi's baby girl, RedRosesRulez37, JazzGirl123, Barzini

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Hunting For Happiness by Rainbow Dust reviews
"Hate is an emotion filled with so much passion, that's why I prefer it over love." The story of Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon, through what seems to only be lust but could possibly be... love? Or is Marlene just delusional and Sirius just heartless?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,064 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M.
The Disappearence of Hatsune Miku by momokokoro-chan reviews
As the day seems to be running smoothly, Kaito and Len find a mysterious note on Miku's bed. As they find out, Miku had disappeared and sends the Vocaloid household into chaos... not to mention Miku herself.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Miku H., Len K. - Complete
Pokémon: The Lousy Reality by LILMISSS reviews
In the Pokémon shows, Ash leaves home at the age of ten, doesn't attend school and doesn't require any money. You know what? All that are lies. Here's a story if Pokémon truly existed in our world - the lousy reality. ALL OCs.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,890 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
Sincerely, Hermione Granger! by justawriter33 reviews
Hermione Granger sends a letter to Lucius Malfoy. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
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Vocaloid: A Wonderful World (A Wonderful Reality Sequel) reviews
A sequel - Of romance and more vocaloid goodness.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015
Vocaloid A Wonderful Reality reviews
Imagine how the world would be like if Vocaloid really existed with us? A story of friendship and harmony, and most importantly, our vocaloids.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,626 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 11/21/2011
Disappearance of SeeU reviews
Nothing to do with the song Disappearance of Hatsune Miku. Just my take on baseless and pointless hate for SeeU because she is a Korean Vocaloid. One-shot short fic.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - SeeU - Complete
Harvest Moon: The Lousy Reality reviews
So... You think that the game is that simple? See how it is done in real life, in this amusing, unique way of presenting the successful series set in real life, Singapore! OCs accepted.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,459 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
A Heart reviews
What if Hermione had died, and Harry built a robot to replace her? Can a robot truly replace a human? A one shot based on the song by Rin A vocaloid called Kokoro Heart
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If I Die Young A HHr OneShot reviews
The story is written along with the Sam Tsui version of If I Die Young. A HHr OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No, I Do Not Regret reviews
Harry breaks up with Ginny, Hermione gets ditched by Ron. Will a familiar environment put them together? Read and Review! HHr. Many twists and turns in the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,065 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Last Stand reviews
How a boy and his companion survives their days in an epidemic on an island so small, that resources would be so little in quantity.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011
Lord Of The Rings: The Conquest of Moria reviews
When Durin's Bane awoke, dwarfs fled Khazâd-Dum. Now that the Balrog is dead, the dwarfs want the Halls of their Fathers, BACK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Gimli
The White Hand, Saruman reviews
Little story about Saruman and his Dark Thoughts... From the Second Age till his downfall at Isengard. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Saruman - Complete
Ace Attorney: The Wrong Man, the Wrong Job reviews
Slaughter of two detectives and the blame on an innocent girl? Sounds like a job for our all victorious Phoenix Wright!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F.
The Last Alliance reviews
The full story of the Last Alliance, and the unknown fact that Dwarfs from Moria also fought there.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Pokémon, Creation of the World and On Legendaries reviews
Tale of how the world came to being and the creation of Pokémon. Please note that I, in no way am criticising any religions or ideology. This is fiction. DEAL WITH IT. I am of a neutral party and do NOT take sides.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
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