“Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish."
― Hermann Hesse

What is your name? I'm not sure, but I'm some kinda Teruyo mimic

What is your quest? To write enough Touhou fanfics to sink a battleship

What's your favourite colour? Red

I won't waste any more of your time with my blathering. I'm Mimic Teruyo, and you can find my fics at the end of this profile. With any luck there's something there for everyone, assuming everyone here likes flowers, stars, and endless waffling about mortality.

If you see typos or bad formatting in any of my fics, gimme a holler. Over the years, I've had proofreading help from several gracious souls (most recently Gravity Saix, thanks mate), but a sizeable amount of the material here has been proofread by no-one but yours truly, and even after some time spent ironing out the kinks, it's likely to contain mistakes.

My PM's open for any questions and contact requests. I'd say send me cat pics, too, but ffnet is shit with links so whatever.

Note: Thanks for everyone who voted in the poll. The top result will be given top priority. ETA: no idea lol.